Disclaimer: Salmon (that's moi) does not own Holes. She does however own Key. Because she wants to. (nod nod)

You Complete My FanFiciton Self...

whataboutneville - Yeah I come up with some pretty weird words... Enjoy the "Specatacularosity" of the third chapter! (gives cookie)

PyRoWiRe - Oooo... That would suck. I don't have one of those places where I live. When you get internet I would LOVE pictures from you, until I'll just be greatful for you reviewing. (hands you an extra cookie because you have to pay money to use the internet)

Empress of Cats - Kat has long hair, waist length about. Black of course. You can basically ignore the pics on the banners at the site. They were all I could find. I'm getting my friend to pose for some new ones but until then... (gives cookie)

zero girl - More written. Here, have a cookie. (gives cookie)

Countess Jackman - Thanks, Kat's kind of based of my friend Alyssa, who really does sing those songs around school and what not. Rocky Horror show is SPECTACULAR! Me and my friends are redoing it for a little Christmas Break. If you want a QuickTime version of it, jsut e-mail me!

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Key to my Heart

Am I Dead Yet?

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Ah, the morning after the first hole. Never fun. One usually experiences, sore muscles, blisters, heavy eyelids and oh so much more pain. Yes, it sure is grand. That's why on the lovely morning of Kat's second hole she was grumbling annd complaining as she was. (There may have been other reasons, but we're not allowed to enclose such details... Even though it's only little old me)

As Kat woke up on the third day, she heard Magnet exclaim that "Our Little Jukebox must be sore" This aggravated her so much, she sat up quickly, not the best thing to do when you're very, very sore.

"Owwwww..." she groaned, lying back down.

"Get uuuuuuup Jukey!" Magnet said in a singsong voice.

"Don't call me Jukey. It's worse then Our Little Jukebox," Kat said, rolling off of her cot to a standing position.

"Well what can I call you? Katherine?" Magnet asked, following Kat (who was surprisingly already dressed) out of the tent.

"No."

"Katty?"

"No."

"Katty Kat Kat Kat?"

"Nopey no no no."

"Katty McKatsalot?"

"No."

"Uh..."

"No.

"Kat?"

"N-YES!"

"Okay Jukey."

"DAMNIT MAGNET!!!!!!"

"Stop annoying The Jukebox, Magnet!"

"X-RAY!"

"Oops."

"The Jukebox has a short temper."

"God, am I dead yet?"

"I see dead people..."

Ah, to be annoyed by a group of boys at 4:30 in the morning, while being sore and blistered. That's the life. Anywho, after D-Tent had grabbed their shovels they moved into the desert where they began digging.

"What's Our Little Jukebox going tobe singing today?" Magnet asked Kat, after they had started.

"I'm not a jukebox and I'm not yours and... Okay well I am little," Kat responded, still digging.

There was silence then...

"You might not ever get rich. Let me tell you it's better than being a fish. There ain't no telling who you might meet. How bout we start, yeah come on! Working at the car wash!" Kat began singing.

"NEXT!" Armpit cried.

Kat looked thoughtful for a moment.

"I'm not a perfect person, there's many thigns I wish I didn't. But I contiue learning, I neve-"

"NEXT!"

"I'm not a CD Player either," Kat glared.

Armpit shrugged.

There was more silence then Kat began humming what appeared to be 'In The Mood' by Glenn Miller.

"So, I've been thinking. We need a nickname for Kat. What do you guys thinks?" X-Ray queried.

"Our Little Jukebox!"

"Jukey!"

"Mouse!"

"Shorty!"

"Sweet Transvestite!"

"..."

"Key!"

"I like the last one," Kat piped up from her hole.

"You get no say," X-Ray said from his hole. "But I have to ask, why Key?"

"Well she got here from picking a lock, right? Well you know, you use keys to unlock doors, yu picklock to unlock doors," Caveman (suggestor of said name) explained.

"I like the reasoning.Kat, I dub thee Key," X-Ray said, turning to Kat (now Key) and placing his shovel on wither one of her shoulders.

"Yipee," Key said sarcastically.

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Sy: Yes I know it's short, and I know it's mostly lists of stuff but I nneeded to get an update out and I don't have alot of time (or ideas) right now. I have a Christmas Recital for dance and thats taking up ALOT of my time.