((As promised, here's a nice, long chapter.))

All week, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles planned how they were going to crash Amy and Shadow's wedding. By the end of the week, they thought they had a pretty good plan.

"All right guys," Sonic said, the night before the wedding, "Lets all go and get some rest for tomorrow."

With that, he departed, Tails following behind him since he had to fly him down to Mobius.

-- The Next Day –

There was a big commotion among the church. It seemed that everyone in Mobius had showed up to see the wedding.

"Oh no," Amy shouted, "where's the priest?"

A loud murmuring filled the foyer.

"I'll be your priest!" A voice came form the door. Everyone turned to look, but only saw Knuckles.

"Since when are you a priest, Knuckles," Amy asked.

"Since precisely 2:13 a.m. this morning," he said.

"But"—

He'll do Amy, its okay," Shadow said from behind her.

CRASH!

"What the?" Amy walked towards the kitchen door, pushed it open, and gasped.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tails was standing in the middle of the floor, looking twice his size, and covered in chocolate. "Chocolate is good, chocolate is your friend, you WILL give in to the power of the triple chocolate! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh Shadow, what will we do now? We don't have a wedding cak… Wait, you got a triple chocolate wedding cake?"

Yeah. Why?"

Wedding cake is supposed to be white!"

"Oh, sorry," Shadow said, starring at the hammer Amy was now gripping.

"Okay, let's just get on with the wedding people," Sonic's voice came.

Everything was in place in the sanctuary. Everyone was waiting for the music so Amy could come in.

The organ sounded, and the doors swung open.

"Whoa whoa, wait, hold it!" Knuckles was glaring at the organist. "You call that music?" He took a gun from under the podium, and shot the old lady. "Yo Eminem, get up here" Just then, Eminem got up from one of the pews, walked over to where the old lady lay dead, and started rapping 'Here Comes the Bride'.

"Okay Amy, you can come in now," Knuckles said.

Amy glared at Knuckles, but came in. Once there, Knuckles spoke.

"Hey Sonic, you got the ring?"

"Yeah, here," Sonic said. He got up and handed Knuckles an oddly shaped ring.

Knuckles did the wedding in his own odd way. Finally, he asked, "Does anyone know why these two shouldn't get married?"

"Oh, oh, me, I know, pick me, pick me!" Sonic was hopping up and down with his hand in the air.

"Yes Sonic?"

"'Cause that ring I gave them was actually a bomb."

"Aaaaaggghhh!" Amy grabbed the ring and threw it at Eminem. It hit him in the forehead and blew up.

"Then where's the real ring?" Shadow glared at Sonic.

"I dunno," he said casually, "but give me a sec and I'll be back with the perfect ring."

With that, Sonic sped out the door. In a couple of seconds, he was back, holding a box of Burger King Onion Rings. "See," he said, taking one from the box, "It's the perfect ring. It smells good, looks good, and even tastes good."

-.- "Sonic, you're a moron."

"No I'm not!"

With that, they started fighting. Everything was being wrecked, and Amy started sobbing. Shadow ran up to her.

"Amy what's wrong?"

"My sob wedding sob is sob RUINED!"

((Okay, it isn't as long as I thought it would be, but it'll be finished by tomorrow probably. Please Review. ))

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