Thanks for all the reviews you guys. The following chapter doesn't follow the timeline from the anime very much, but hey this is fanfiction!

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Chapter 3: Feelings and Miniskirts

"I'm ready!" yelled Ed as he barged his way into Roy's office.

"You look excited, Full Metal."

"Of course, if I beat you in this round you have to follow someone around for a week in a dog suit! I can't wait to see that!" he exclaimed.

"We'll see about that, so what's your dare to me this time?" Roy asked.

"Let's see…" Ed rubbed his chin in a think position, " I know! You have to wear a miniskirt and run around the entire military base and inside it too!" Riza grinned at this, she knew that after this Roy wouldn't even think about miniskirts for at least a month, it looks like this game was also to her advantage. Roy just gulped loudly.

"Well then if it's a contest of time, I say the first one to get back to this office and tag Riza will be the winner and as for your dare…" he announced, "you will also have to run around the military base, but instead of wearing a miniskirt, you will have to…" Roy thought deeply and hard about something of sheer evilness. "You will have to yell 'I love Winry Rockbell' as you're doing it!"

Ed blushed furiously and was so red people would think his head was going to explode. Roy laughed evilly as he saw Ed's reaction.

"What's wrong Full Metal? Scared? Embarrassed? Or is it that I've found out your feelings about your so-called friend?" Mustang provoked him.

"None of the above! I don't have feelings for Winry, in fact she drives me nuts! I'll do it, I'll laugh in your face when I win and you wear the dog suit!" Ed yelled his face still red from blushing and anger. He then noticed his little mechanical joke about 'nuts' and laughed. Roy and Riza just sweat dropped at his sense of humour.

"Ready, set and go!" Riza yelled as the dropped the handkerchief that indicated the start of the dare. The 2 boys rushed out faster than a rocket, Roy in a miniskirt and Ed getting ready to yell his little heart out. This is going to be and eventful day. Riza thought to herself. She tried not to laugh because Roy looked as if he were wearing a girly skort instead of a girly miniskirt. His boxers being the same length as the skirt didn't help much either.

With two important state alchemists running around the outside of the military building, people who passed by would think that the pressure had finally got to them and they cracked. Inside, it was more of a riot than fear that struck the people.

Edward was yelling, "I love Winry Rockbell!" all over the place, all Hughes had to say was, "Way to go Ed! I knew you liked her! It feels great to come clean, doesn't it?" This just made Ed blush more. Other people just laughed and gossiped about how they knew that he liked her, which at that time Ed didn't know whether to be angry or blush furiously.

Roy's situation wasn't that great either. People were snickering about how he had finally snapped (AN: ahaha snapped! Get it? Okay enough of my unfunny humour xp) under all that pressure and finally had a total breakdown; whilst others just thought he was a perverted miniskirt obsessed…well…pervert. Maes couldn't stop laughing at this and finally decided that Ed and Roy were replaced by aliens, that or they were playing truth or dare…but the alien theory was more believable.

Halfway through this slightly embarrassing moment, a very unexpected guest came through the doors or central, someone that didn't help very much with Ed's problems.

TBC...