SNAPE SNAP
CHAPTER 3
BETA: D.A.
With much satisfaction he watched how the students drank of the punch and soon enough at least 95 percentof the students began to sway around in the room. Some of his colleagues had also found out about the spiked punch but instead of doing anything about it they pretended they didn't noticed while at the same time they made sure to drink a lot of it too. Free alcohol for everybody, they had thought! Snape snorted. Some of his colleagues would do anything for some alcohol even let the whole student population get drunk. While not many knew it, or would even think it, Minerva was a heavy drinker and she could easily drink most of the male staff underneath the table. Hagrid and she used to visit the pubs together quite frequently since the big oaf was good at holding his liquid down being half Giant and all. Albus made his way over to the refreshment table but did not check the drinks this time, he only ate some snacks and smacked with his tongue happily.
"Severus" he asked him. He looked up at the headmaster. He had hoped no one would talk to him.
"Yesh" he asked and tried to look alert and not influenced by anything mind fogging of any kind. (When he was younger he used to smoke some dope, something Albus had caught him doing.) Speaking of which, maybe he could introduce that to the kids? That ought to shut them up. He remembered his own school time with fondness, whenever he didn't think of four certain Gryffindorks, a smile played in his thoughts. When the Slytherins smoked the atmosphere was like 'Chill man, whatever man, relax'. Maybe he should start smoking again, who would know, right?
"Are you prepared for your performance my dear boy" He managed to give Albus a half sneer before he went away, mumbling about being thirsty. He grabbed the spoon in the bowl and poured some into his glass. He followed the movement of the liquid, so he was pretty close to downing his glass when it ran down from the spoon. At the time he couldn't understand why some students pointed finger at him and giggled. He was normal like everybody else, right? RIGHT?
He shrugged and found another unoccupied corner to hide in since Albus had found out about the last one. Making sure nobody saw he added some extra alcohol into his glass. All I need now is some Slytherin adult company, some pot and ten shots of tequila, oh and some hot and willing woman. I am not asking for much so I better get it… He thought dreamily.
SNAPE's OFFICE, current time
From that moment on things begun to get fussy when he thought back about before. He remembered adding some more alcohol into his glass… and he wondered if he did actually fall sleep for a while. That would explain things. Because the next thing he remembered was being lifted up by Hagrid of all persons.
FLASHBACK
"You'le go" he slurred.
"Don't cha worrin' Sev'rus I gotcha," Hagrid boomed. Severus actually moaned slightly. He didn't like to hear that loud voice straight in his ear.
"Lemme down" he said and tried to wriggle his way down. He half managed because he went down, pressed tightly against Hagrid's front body but from there the big idiot caught him underneath his arms so he hang there like a small baby to cuddle with. He didn't like this situation at all and nobody should have to be that close to Hagrid, it was just wrong! At the moment he didn't much care about who saw him, his mind was too far-gone to even think about that. Finally Hagrid let him down, just in time for him to stagger away and throw up in a big flowerpot. He faintly recognized the sound of other's retching behind him and understood that some people who were also drunk had only just followed his example. It was typical during parties and similar events when alcohol was present; when one threw up everyone else did too.
"Severus my boy! How are you" Albus, again, oh great! He was turned around by wrinkly old hands and his response was to throw up some more on the headmaster's robes. He had to give Albus some credit through. The man didn't even bat an eye. He simply vanished the mess with a wave of his wand and led him to the bathroom where he cleaned him up.
"Now when you're respectable again Severus," said Albus and sounded slightly stern "We can finally allow you to sing" Albus had barely time to step away before Severus retched terrible again.
"Dear Merlin boy! What did you eat?" Albus's surprised voice asked.