Hmm…what would you call this? Oh, I think I'll call it a rant. :D Sounds pretty, doesn't it? Let's just say that I'm high and bored and well…you guys wanted more insanity, so here it is.
Some people just don't get it
Why does he work all the time anyway?
I mean, sure, get the job done, but…
Do you have to kill yourself doing it?
Why not have fun every so often?
And gee, would it kill you to smile?
But no, its always -dun dun dun-
"SLADE'S GETTING AWAY!
"STOP HIM!
"GET HIM!
"DO WHAT I SAY!
"TRAP HIM!
"HIT HIM!
…
"SOMETHING-THAT-ENDS-WITH- AY!"
I mean, gosh, what is his PROBLEM?
Everyone knowshe's a freakin' genius
With muscles the size of Miami
And cool hair
And a mysterious mask that chicks dig, and…
GAH, GET OVER YOURSELF!
YOU'RE NOT THE KING OF THE WORLD!
YOU DON'T OWN THE UNIVERSE!
SO WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE IT?
…
It would be nice
If Robin had a bad case of lice
So that he'd think twice
And be a bit more nice.
Ha! Bet you can't write poetry, can you Robin?
Lay your eyes on this puppy!
Sure, Robin has power
And yeah, he owns Titan's Tower
But why be so sour?
With an expression so dour?
Ha! Bet you don't know what that means!
Dour: Marked by sternness or harshness; forbidding
Silently ill-humored; gloomy
Sternly obstinate; unyielding
Fits, doesn't it? You're a
Stern,
Harsh,
Forbidding,
Silent,
Ill-humored,
Gloomy,
Obstinate (know that one too!),
Unyielding,
FRUIT BASKET!
WHO'S STUPID NOW, HUH, MR. SMARTY-PANTS?
WHO'S STUPID NOW!
…
That guy Slade
He's really got it made
He's lying in the shade
And givin' you a bad grade
Raven thinks you're lame
Star feels the same
So go on, take the blame
Maybe you should change your name!
Robin is so stupid
He…ugh, starting over
Robin is a retard
And…ARGH!
Everybody hates Robin
Cuz…GAH!
I'M SICK OF THIS DUMB THING! STUPID, STUPID ROBIN! GRR!
He…yeah. Expect a rant from each of the Titans, maybe villains too if you like it. Dusty, out.