Another rant? Sure, I'm ticked enough.
Slackers.
All of them.
A freaking bunch of worthless slackers.
We get a call for help.
Do they hop right out of their seats?
Heck no, they're too busy playing Kingdom Hearts to hear the stupid thing!
A villain's escaping.
Do they take the initiative and go after him?
Of course not, they wait for ROBIN to tell them what to do.
"ROBIN, what should we do?"
"ROBIN, what should we say?"
"Where are you going, ROBIN?"
"Why aren't you helping, ROBIN?"
"Please breathe for us, ROBIN!"
YOU HAVE A BRAIN!
WHY DON'T YOU USE IT EVERY NOW AND THEN,
JUST TO SHAKE THINGS UP A LITTLE!
Oh, and Beast Boy…don't even get me started
He won't do his chores,
He won't listen to orders,
He openly mocks me,
He jokes about things that are
Life-and-Death serious.
He's just an…an…
IMMATURE IDIOT!
Oh, and Cyborg?
Yeah, he's too all-fired smart to listen to anyone.
He knows EVERYTHING, Cyborg does.
Why should he listen to a lowly human?
Why should he take orders from someone who doesn't have
Stupid, Overrated, Worthless POWERS!
He thinks he's better than me just because
He has a sonic cannon
And a computer for a brain
And x-ray vision
And—
WHO CARES? NO ONE!
Starfire's nice, hurray for that
But…she's just not…the brightest light in the chandelier
Know what I mean?
"What is a driver of screw, Robin?"
"Why do you say 'cool' when the room is quite warm?"
"Does Slade travel the Path of Psycho?"
I mean…how do you explain?
And her voice, ugh!
Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard
She talks loud enough to wake China!
I swear I've gotten more broken bones from her "hugs" than Slade!
Oh, and Raven!
…
Raven…she—
…
Well…maybe things aren't so bad after all.
-sniggle- I never promised that there wouldn't be pairings. Next...Starfire.-Dusty