5:51 PM 7/27/05(Start of Chp 2) Trapped In The The Closet: Final Fantasy VI Style. Chapter 2

Disclaimer: What should I say? I already told ya I don't the the rights to the song or Final Fantasy VI

Locke P.O.V...

Well...

Now Edgar staring at me like

As if he was starin in a mirror

Terra yells honey let me explain

Figaro says you don't have to go no further

I can clearly see what's goin on

Behind my back, in my bed, in my castle

Then I said wait a minute now hold on

I said Edgar we can work this out

Terra said honey lets have a threesome

Tried to get Edgar into the threesome

Edgar said ho as long Locke do do anything freaky to me and oh yeah cant belive

That you would go and do that bum Locke

But our friendship in me gave us the benefit of the doubt

I said I need to steal Terra underware for Celes

Then Terra was like "What the fuck, then Edgar step up to me

There's a reason I'm was about to steal Terra's panties

Edgar says, yeah like what, are gonna steal her thongs

Anyways, Terra and I got drunk on Setzer's ship

And she told me that you was out of town

Then Figaro said Locke, please,

If this wasn't a T rated fanfic, I'll chain saw your head off and mail it to Celes

And I said but yo chick said you couldn't give her any pleasure, so she used me

Edgar said I could pleasure Terra but I ran out of Vigara

His phone goes off and then this fanfic get even less interesting

He steps a little closer

I point my sword and says lets have a sword fight that is totally uncall for

Edgar then says I love to but I use my sword to impale Relm for no reason

Did Terra told you that we were trying something new in bed

I said well like I care but lets finish up this chapter, now about the case with Terra and I sleeping around

Why can't we handle this friendship- like

And I started to put the sword down

Til I saw his face still had a frown

Terra started cryin, sayin baby I'm sorry that your penis is too small, but I need something big

Edgar said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be

I started inchin out

He says no I want you to see this

Said I gotta get out this castle cause this story gettin boring

Edgar said not til I reveal that I am bisexual

I'm like I thought his younger brother was, and man, this story getting so random

Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says

Hello, some random samurai, turn the car around

Listen I just need for you to get to my castle and compelte this story (Click)

He looks at me and says well since I coming out of the closet

I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted

Terra said what do you mean, you screwing your brother in the ass

And he said I am not into incest, you sick fuck

I said I'm gonna steal your Gamecube cause I am a big old mean bully

And then his phone rang

He picks up and some random samurai says sweetheart I'm downstairs

And he's like I'll buzz you up

I'm in my room, hurry take the stairs so we can start this orgy

And I'm like I am not into group sex you sick freak

He says in time you both will know the unnecessary truth

Terra this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time

Then I said Figaro Imma stab you both if you don't say what's on ya mind

He said wait I hear some random samurai comin up the stairs

And I'm lookin on the door

He says I think you betta sit down on my lap

I say I just learn to count up to4 four

1, Edgar says congrants on learning to count

2, Terra says now try to count up to ten

3, he says then learn to count to fifthteen

4, I CAN COUNT TO FOUR! CELES WILL BE HAPPY!

Then a knock at the door, the sword in my hands

Edgar opens the door, I can't believe it's...CYAN!

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Well, how you like my 2nd chaptter of the Trapped In The Closet? I got bored and tire so I deicide I put a lot of random things in the story. Please read and review.