Author Notes: It's been a long time, but now I'm back with chapter 3. So, without anymore delays, here's the 3rd chapter of the Final Fantasy 6 version of Trapped in the Closet.
Locke's P.O.V.
Here we are. The four of us...
Not that shock... Me and Terra.
I closed my mouth and swallowed Edgar's sperm,
And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some nasty sperm"
And I said "So you're gonna tell me Cyan's the one you been talking to"
Edgar says, "Yes", I say, "Yes", he says, "No", I say, "No", he says, "Stop mocking me!"
I said, "All of ya'll Chocobos are belong to us, let me up out this door,
Because you have no time to survive make your Magicites"
Terra says, "Wait, what you say"
Then I said, "I'm high, plus I ain't wanna stay in this crap songfic"
But then Terra said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how the author got this idea"
Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'
Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
Terra said, "My Kefka, Edgar! I've got just one question,
how could you allow us to do this horrible fanfic? I'm so bored"
Edgar looked at Terra and said, "Nigga please, you've got your nerves
With all your airship hoppin', lyin' when you said you was makin out with Celes.
And now here you are in our castle, and you're not sharing that weed."
Terra said, "Okay, you busted me! And Sqaure-Enix is making too many remixes! But Final Fantasy 7 remixes are gettig retarded!"
Edgar said, "You are my wife, getting high without me.
And now I come home and you got Locke the closet, how random is that"
And Terra said, "But the sky is blue"
And he said, "Thanks, Miss Queen of the Obvious"
She said, "But Edgar, Kefka is crazy"
And I said, "lol, d00ds! I pwned you!
I did not stay here to sing a horrible songfic,
So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"
"Excuse me, please, but thou think thou can explain what's going on in here.
My name is Cyan and thou been knowing Edgar about ten years,
At midnight creeping around with Cloud has been a living hell, sneaking in and out of inns"
I said, "Cyan, nobody gives a damn, and I slept with Lola"
Then Edgar said, "Cyan, please! Go cut yourself, emo kid and listen to Linkin Park"
Then Terra screams, "Edgar you son of a submariner"
He says, "Tina, go to hell"
I said, "I thought you said your name was Terra, that what you told the FF6 translator.
Man video games translators are so horrible, Imma gonna stab somebody"
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, "Tina, never drag us to a songfic"
Terra throws a pillow at him and says, "You were singing too, the only difference is you just suck"
Terra screamed out, "What is love"
Edgar says, said Edgar and him getting married then I punched myself!
I said, "Not annother one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cuz all this shit I'm hearing is so terrible"
I grabbed my vintage 80's cellular
I said, "God, 80's cell phones were so big"
I call up my home,
And Gau picks up the phone phone phone phone.
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Eh, well, sorry it took so long to updated. I didn't had internet at my house for a while and I was buzy at school.