Chapter 4: You'll Pay For This
Lily and James had anther rather quiet day. That is if you consider a mini food fight a quiet day! They spent nearly 2 hours trying to clean away all the hardened food from the quarrel. After they cleaned up the entire kitchen, Lily read a book in her room while James swam outside in Lily's pool. Once or twice, when she thought he wasn't looking up or observing her window, Lily peeked outside to see James stage some ridiculous dive. She had to keep a pillow with her to muffle the laughter. Obviously, he did this in hopes of getting her to come down and swim.
Later, that night, Lily staged her second attack. Once more, she snuck into his room, or rather her guest room, and performed the next task. With a wave of her wand, James' boxers lengthened and turned a cotton candy pink. Then, she added a tank the same color with white fluffy clouds. Then, she added a cute fuzzy bear under his muscular arm. After that, a set of purple pom-pom slippers. At this point, a thought entered her mind: He can sleep through anything! Her last and most hilarious touch was a set of blond pigtails with baby blue ribbon tying them up. With that, she left.
"Lily Ann Evans, if you don't get your ass in here right now, you will regret ever crossing me in the first place!"
Lily came in. "Nice outfit. I like. Looks like one of mine. You know, pink really is your color, Potter. It really, really is."
"Evans, I can change my clothes and take off these stupid slippers. However, since you caused it, only you can reverse it. Fix my hair!"
He was roaring with frustration. She was roaring with laughter.
"All right, Potter. All right, all right. Don't get your little pink knickers into a jumbling twist. There you go. All gone!"
"Yeah, all my hair is gone. Put it back properly, Evans. NOW!"
"There."
"I swear, Evans. I will get you back for this by the end of the day." And so he would.
Lily and James had anther rather quiet day. That is if you consider a mini food fight a quiet day! They spent nearly 2 hours trying to clean away all the hardened food from the quarrel. After they cleaned up the entire kitchen, Lily read a book in her room while James swam outside in Lily's pool. Once or twice, when she thought he wasn't looking up or observing her window, Lily peeked outside to see James stage some ridiculous dive. She had to keep a pillow with her to muffle the laughter. Obviously, he did this in hopes of getting her to come down and swim.
Later, that night, Lily staged her second attack. Once more, she snuck into his room, or rather her guest room, and performed the next task. With a wave of her wand, James' boxers lengthened and turned a cotton candy pink. Then, she added a tank the same color with white fluffy clouds. Then, she added a cute fuzzy bear under his muscular arm. After that, a set of purple pom-pom slippers. At this point, a thought entered her mind: He can sleep through anything! Her last and most hilarious touch was a set of blond pigtails with baby blue ribbon tying them up. With that, she left.
"Lily Ann Evans, if you don't get your ass in here right now, you will regret ever crossing me in the first place!"
Lily came in. "Nice outfit. I like. Looks like one of mine. You know, pink really is your color, Potter. It really, really is."
"Evans, I can change my clothes and take off these stupid slippers. However, since you caused it, only you can reverse it. Fix my hair!"
He was roaring with frustration. She was roaring with laughter.
"All right, Potter. All right, all right. Don't get your little pink knickers into a jumbling twist. There you go. All gone!"
"Yeah, all my hair is gone. Put it back properly, Evans. NOW!"
"There."
"I swear, Evans. I will get you back for this by the end of the day." And so he would.