Author Notes: LOLOLOL, oh gones d00ds!11! I'm back wit chp. 4 of TITC!11! Well, anyway, heres chapter four of my Trapped in the Closet: Final Fantasy Six style. Also, a cameo from a old-school Final Fantasy villian!
Locke's P.O.V.
Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit Fire 3 in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
Going through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and I'm gonna do it to Umaro when I get home
How could that monster casted Blind on me
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes Garland
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said "I, Garland with knock you all down"
I looked up at him and said
Garland, this is not a "Final Fantasy 1 fanfic"
He said "You are the true Light Warriors"
Then I said "Garland
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that this isn't fucking Final Fantasy 1"
He said "Temple of Fiends
And Nintendo Entertianment System"
He flicks his sword and then kidnapped Princess Sara
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said the fuck was all that about?
Then I turned my porno on
And masturbated all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house and Celes screamin
Whats all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a Gau picked up my phone
Then she said calm down
Did you forget
I like to molelest young boys
Oh.
And thats all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I this songfic have went to hell
And Celes said thats okay
Because honey I understand
She said the author is running outta ideas
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some Final Fantasy music on
Apologized like a little bitch ass
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin Please, at least last a bit longer then last week I said whatever, I love you And she said I love you, too Then a tear fell up out my eye Then I called her my whore And then she looked at me And said Locke, burn in hell And thats when I start goin crazy Like I was tryin to give her a baby The room feel like its spinnin, that or I was still drunk
We keep turnin and turnin Cause we had too must to drink The way we were hungover The next thing ya know, Celes starts goin real wild And starts screamin my name Then I said baby, we must slow down Before I passed out from this bland sex And she said I'll do better next time And I said I seen virgins have better sex then you And she said that a oxymoron, how virgins have better sex
I said this songfic going nowhere
Then she cries out
zOMG, d00d, I'm about to climax, lol!11!
And I said cool
Climax
Just shut the fuck up, noob!
She says you need to learn how to last longer
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber.
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