10:59 PM 10/15/05(Midwest time) Start of FF6: Trapped in the Cloest Chapter 4.

Author Notes: LOLOLOL, oh gones d00ds!11! I'm back wit chp. 4 of TITC!11! Well, anyway, heres chapter four of my Trapped in the Closet: Final Fantasy Six style. Also, a cameo from a old-school Final Fantasy villian!

Locke's P.O.V.

Now I'm dashin home Doin 85 Swervin lane to lane Wit Fire 3 in my eyes I got a million thoughts Going through my mind I'm thinkin about what imma do and I'm gonna do it to Umaro when I get home How could that monster casted Blind on me And then I look in my rear view I cannot believe this (Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes Garland

He drove right up on me and flashed his light Then I pulled over without thinkin twice He hopped out the car and walked over to me And said "I, Garland with knock you all down"
I looked up at him and said Garland, this is not a "Final Fantasy 1 fanfic"
He said "You are the true Light Warriors"
Then I said "Garland Let me explain please Ya see the truth of the matter is Is that this isn't fucking Final Fantasy 1"
He said "Temple of Fiends And Nintendo Entertianment System"

He flicks his sword and then kidnapped Princess Sara Said have a nice day and walked away I said the fuck was all that about?
Then I turned my porno on And masturbated all the way home I pulled up in the driveway Hopped out and slammed the car door Then go in through the back Bust up in the house and Celes screamin Whats all that for Then I'm like woman I called this house And a Gau picked up my phone Then she said calm down Did you forget I like to molelest young boys

Oh.
And thats all I could say was oh Wit a stupid look on my face Said I this songfic have went to hell And Celes said thats okay Because honey I understand She said the author is running outta ideas Then I took her by the hand I kissed her and then we went to the room Then I turned some Final Fantasy music on Apologized like a little bitch ass Then went down and start gettin it on And she started bitin her lip

Grabbing me and makin noise Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin Please, at least last a bit longer then last week I said whatever, I love you And she said I love you, too Then a tear fell up out my eye Then I called her my whore And then she looked at me And said Locke, burn in hell And thats when I start goin crazy Like I was tryin to give her a baby The room feel like its spinnin, that or I was still drunk

We keep turnin and turnin Cause we had too must to drink The way we were hungover The next thing ya know, Celes starts goin real wild And starts screamin my name Then I said baby, we must slow down Before I passed out from this bland sex And she said I'll do better next time And I said I seen virgins have better sex then you And she said that a oxymoron, how virgins have better sex

I said this songfic going nowhere Then she cries out zOMG, d00d, I'm about to climax, lol!11!
And I said cool Climax Just shut the fuck up, noob!
She says you need to learn how to last longer I said I cant go no futher Then I flip back the cover Oh my God, a rubber.
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