DGG: I have come to notice my random insanity and boredom fics get more reviews then my thought out and planed fic Twilight park. So shortly after becoming a Seto Kaiba Fan girl..
Yami Marik: (Glares at Seto) She was MY fan girl...(Plots to kill Seto)
DGG: And reading 'Leave a message after the beep.' By Seto's Princess, I wrote this. Now on with prank calls!

Seto Kaiba was sitting at his desk, in his office, on the top floor, of Kaiba corp., when his cell phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hello? Is this Jim's pizza?" A soft feminine voice asked.
"No. Wrong number." He hung up. Several minutes later his cell rang again. Without checking the caller ID he answered, again. "Hello?"
"Hi. Is this Jim's pizza?" The same feminine voice asked. "I'd like to order two large pizzas with-"
"You have the wrong number." He hung up, again. Sighing he returned to his work. It was late when Seto decided to head home and go to bed on the way down the stairs(Anyone seen the grudge?) his cell phone rang. He jumped landing eight steps down the stair well before picking up. "Hello?"
"Hello? Is this Jim's pizza? I'd like to order two large pizzas with-"
"For The last time. You have the wrong number." He said amazingly calm and hung up.

(Later)

Seto Kaiba sat in the back of his limo when his phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hi. Is this Jim's pizza? I'd like to order two large pizzas with mushrooms-"
"This is not Jim's Pizza! Stop calling me!" He hung up.
"Sir is there something the matter?" His driver asked.
"No."
"Sure?"
"Yes."
"Okay." He went back to driving. Now wondering why Mr. Kaiba hadn't just yelled at him to shut up like he normally would have.

(Else where)

A figure hiding in the shadows hung up a phone laughing softly. It sat back in a chair watching the phone with an evil glint in it's eye as it picked up the phone and dialed.

(With Kaiba)

"What a day." He laid his clothes on a chair and changed into his silk night clothes. As he was getting into bed the phone rang. He picked it up. "Hello?"
"Hi. Is this Jim's Pizza? I'd like to order two large pizzas with mushrooms, anchovies-"
"I told you this is not Jim's Pizza stop calling me!" He slammed the phone back into it's cradle and went to bed.

(Else where)

The figure remained in the shadows laughing quietly. "This is more fun then I thought." By the sound of it's voice we can tell that it is a female. She stood and walked into another room closing the door behind her.

DGG: Well? Chapter one? What do you think? Chapter three up soon!