Adventures of a Certain Annoying Itachi
Chapter Four: In which Time has some fun
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. As in…NOTHING.
A/N: I received a request for a Sou/Mis-ish chapter. Well, who am I to deny? In any case, much love and cookies go out to Jasmine Reinier, Anonyma, and XD, the last of which is to blame for the Sou/Mis. We love her still.
WARNING: Well…time is kinda…screwed up in this. So don't say, "He's dead!" "He's not supposed to be alive yet!" etc. Because I know. That's why I'm DOING it.
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Misao was bouncing. This was fun. However, said bouncing set off something in the space-time continuum, causing a serious screw up and the sudden appearance of two random men. Well, not completely random. Actually, Time liked having fun with them 'cause they looked about ten, even though both were much older. You know whom I'm talking about.
Sojiro looked around. "Hmm?" He smiled. Sojiro ALWAYS smiles.
Okita looked around. "Hmm?" He grinned. Okita ALWAYS grins.
Back to the weasel girl.
Misao was in a slight state of shock. "Whoa…I didn't know that bouncing could DO that!" She grinned anyway. "Hey, guys! Are you two twins?"
The smiling one blinked at the grinning one. "I'm afraid that I've never seen him before in my life."
"It's freaky," she commented.
They both nodded.
"WELL," she said happily, "You're both adorable!"
Okita and Soujiro barely had time to blink before they were crushed in a SUPER-DEE-DUPER-MEGA-UBER-MAJOR-ULTRA-WITH-CHEESE-ON-TOP GAH-LOMP. Related to the more common "glomp", but with a 90 percent higher mortality rate.
And the two boys/men had but one thing to say, which caused Misao to drop them in utter shock and about three million fangirls the world over to go crazy over the wrong bishies…
"ORO!"
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The End! For now! To be continued! (Kind of)