Adventures of a Certain Annoying Itachi
Chapter Five: Misao gives Kenshin some valuable advice
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WARNING: There IS no warning for this one.
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"Hey, Himura!" Misao called.
"Hello, Misao-dono," Kenshin answered, somewhat warily. He had not forgotten the episode of Kaoru's birthday. Poor guy (not).
"Guess what?" she asked cheerfully.
"…What?" This was also wary. Ya know, Kenshin, there IS such a thing as 'overly cautious'…
"You…are…an…" she began patiently.
"Oro?"
"IDIOT!"
"ORO!" he cried, falling over, eyes swirling.
Misao glared at him. "Don't you have TESTICLES? What are you going to do about Kaoru-san?"
"I am unworthy…"
"No, you are FEMMY and OBLIVIOUS!" She rolled her eyes at him.
Kenshin lowered his head in that modestly annoying (or maybe annoyingly modest) way he has. "Kaoru-dono deserves better, that she does."
"Himura…she likes YOU."
"This one cannot—"
"She WANTS you to kiss her silly…and…other things…" The weasel did a scary imitation of Megumi's fox laugh.
Kenshin felt a trickle of blood slide down under his nose. "Ororororororo…"
"You're not a VIRGIN, are you?"
The trickle of blood turned to a river. "N-NO!"
She crossed her arms. "Then what's your problem? You HAVE to tell her."
"How?" the man-like creature asked miserably.
Misao beamed. "LIKE THIS!" She went down on one knee and painted a scar quickly on her face. "Kaoru-dono, this one loves you, de gozaru yo!" Wiping the scar off, she hopped up and pony tailed her hair. "Oh, Kenshin, I love you too!" She yanked her hair out. "See? Easy!"
Kenshin didn't answer. He was too busy oro-ing.
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The End! For now! To be continued! (Kind of)