NOTE: I don't own any of the WWE superstars. I only own Kayla, Brenda, Wanda/Skank Ho, and myself.
The room was spectacular. It was so grand and majestic, I was super happy that I didn't have to pay for it. It looked so expensive! I was amazed as I looked around the room, wonder and excitement written all over my face.
Then my eyes landed on the bed. It was huge! It was a king-sized bed and I was a little intimidated at the thought of sleeping in it all alone.
But whatever. I grabbed some things out of my bags and headed for the bathroom. I decided I should take a quick shower and look my best for my dinner date with Taker and Shawn.
Turns out we all had the same idea. I felt totally weird when I walked into the bathroom only to find Taker half-naked.
"Well, look who it is," I said nervously. He turned around and saw me.
"What's up with the connecting bathrooms anyway?" Taker asked. "Not that I'm complaining, but I know it's probably weird for you."
"Very," I said. "And getting weirder," I added as Shawn entered the bathroom half-naked as well.
"Well, I see we're all semi-naked," Shawn said. "Who's up for a threesome?"
"You and your jokes," I said with a smile.
"Who said I was joking?" Shawn asked with a serious expression on his face.
My smile dropped. "Oh, you were serious?"
"Nah," he said with a laugh. He and Taker laughed at the look on my face.
"I better take my shower now," I said. They both looked expectantly at me. "What?" I asked.
"What are you waiting for?" Shawn asked. "Hop in."
"We'll both see you naked one of these days," Taker reasoned. "What's wrong with a little peek now?"
"A little peek?" I repeated.
"Oh, she's scared. She doesn't want us to see her perfect little body," Taker said.
"I thought you were tough," Shawn said sadly.
"Oh, what the hell?" I said. I stripped quickly and hopped in the shower.
"Oh!" Taker and Shawn both exclaimed when I was in the shower.
"Nice ass," Shawn said.
"Ditto," Taker said in an amazed voice. "Cold shower for me," he added.
"Me, too," Shawn agreed. Then they hopped into the other showers.
All of us took showers in freezing cold water...
20 minutes later, we all met up in my room.
"Ready to get outta here?" I asked them.
Neither of them spoke. They were staring at me. I looked down. "Do I look bad or something?" I asked.
"Just the opposite," Taker said, licking his lips.
I was wearing my usual attire: tight jeans, tight shirt, tennis shoes. Sporty and trendy at the same time.
"Should I change?" I asked after we'd stood there for 3 minutes and no one had attempted to leave.
"Oh no, definitely not," Shawn said. "Let's go."
We walked out and got in the elevator. "So, there's a hot joint just a few blocks away. We could walk there," Taker suggested.
"That's fine with me," I said. Shawn only nodded.
We stepped out of the elevator and into the lobby. Shawn led us over to the receptionist's desk. She looked up at us wearily.
"Look, I just want to apologize for the way I talked to you earlier," Shawn said. "I was just a bit cranky, and I shouldn't have treated you like that."
"Apology accepted," the receptionist said. She offered him her hand. "By the way, my name is Brenda."
"Nice to meet you, Brenda," Shawn said. He leaned down and kissed her hand. Then he stood back up and smiled. "See you later."
We started to walk away when Brenda called after us, "Shawn? My shift is ending now. Do you want to catch a bite to eat now?"
"We're actually going to get some food now," Shawn said. He looked at Taker and me. "You guys mind if she joins us?"
I shrugged. "Doesn't matter to me."
"I don't care," Taker said. "She can come if you want her to."
"Brenda, we'd be happy if you joined us," Shawn said.
Brenda came over, full of smiles. "Wow, it'll be like a double date!" she squealed excitedly.
"Except I'm married," Shawn said. "So instead of labeling this a date, why don't we call it a friendly get-together?"
"Um, ok," Brenda said. "Let's go!"
We headed out of the hotel, all 4 of us together. I didn't know what to think of Brenda. After all, we had only just met her. But I didn't say anything because Taker and Shawn hadn't really known me for that long of a time either.
"What's the best place to have a good dinner?" Shawn asked.
"But kind of low-key as well," Taker added. "Because we don't wanna get bomb-rushed by hardcore fans or anything."
"Oh, well I know just the place we should go to," Brenda said excitedly. She grabbed Shawn's arm and led us to a little joint called Rusty Wheelz.
"Biker joint?" Taker asked as we walked up and saw all the expensive-looking bikes parked outside.
"Yup. That's your kind of thing, isn't it?" Brenda asked.
"Yeah, I love my bike," Taker said.
We went inside and sat in a booth in the far corner at the back of the room. Every booth was very private in the back, with a TV in the wall.
Taker and I sat on one side while Shawn and Brenda sat on the other side. Brenda and I sat across from each other next to the wall while Shawn and Taker sat across from each other by the aisle.
"Man, I've been craving a good steak," Taker commented.
"I kinda want some chicken," I said.
"I wouldn't mind some chicken myself," Brenda agreed. "Some spicy hot wings or something."
"I'll be getting a steak like Taker," Shawn said.
A waitress came up to our booth. It was a woman, dressed skimpily. Her boobs looked like they were going to pop out of her shirt or something, and her skirt was extremely short. I was surprised that she could actually walk in her high heels, which had to be like 5 inches.
"My name is Wanda," she said. She looked at Shawn and Taker and went on in a suggestive tone, "I'll be serving you tonight."
Brenda and I looked at each other. "She's hitting on our men," Brenda mouthed to me.
"Skanky bitch," I mouthed back. "Kiss Shawn."
"On the count of three," Brenda said out loud to me.
"What's on the count of three?" Wanda asked.
"Oh, just this," I said, when Brenda said three. I gently turned Taker's face toward me and leaned up and kissed him. He probably wondered why I did that, but he certainly didn't complain. He just kissed me back.
Shawn looked surprised, but he kissed Brenda back. When Brenda kicked me softy under the table, that was my cue to end the kiss with Taker. I pulled back and looked up into his piercing green eyes.
"Nice lips," I said to him, trailing my finger lightly over his lips, leaning up to softly kiss him again, and pulling back to take a peek at Wanda, who I called "Skank Ho" in my mind. That would forever be her name when I thought of her. Not Wanda, just Skank Ho.
"Can I take your order?" Skank Ho asked impatiently, tapping her foot.
"Mmmm, do you serve sex?" Shawn asked absently, playing with Brenda's hair.
"Only off the clock," Skank Ho replied with a teasing smile, but Shawn wasn't even looking at her.
"Not you," Shawn said, grinning at Brenda. "I'll just get a steak," he said over his shoulder to Skank Ho.
"Yeah, I'll take a steak, too," Taker said.
"What about you two?" Skank Ho said to Brenda and me with obvious jealousy and disgust in her voice.
"We'll both take some hot and spicy chicken," Brenda said. She looked at me. "That cool with you?"
"You know it, girl," I said.
"Drinks?" Skank Ho asked in a tired voice.
"I'll take a Sprite," both Brenda and I said at the same time.
"Sprite's my favorite!" I exclaimed.
"Mine, too," Brenda said. "We have a lot in common!"
"I'll have a beer," Taker said.
Shawn nodded his head. "I'll have one, too."
"Anything else?" Skank Ho asked in her new and resigned manner.
"Just a little privacy," Brenda said sweetly.
Skank Ho stomped away huffily.
I high-fived Brenda across the table. We both laughed.
"Damn, why'd you two tag team her like that?" Taker asked with a laugh.
"She was just trying to get in on you two guys so she could fool around with you," Brenda said.
"Yeah, she was totally hitting on both of you," I said, "and we didn't want to share."
"Didn't your parents teach you about sharing?" Taker asked in an amused voice.
"Yeah, but I won't be sharing you with Skank Ho Wanda," I said. "Unless you want major STDs."
"Oh, I'll pass on the STD tip," Taker said hurriedly.
"Yeah, I've never had an STD before, and I don't want one now," Shawn agreed heartily.
"Now how much do you wanna bet she spits on our food?" Brenda asked me.
"The steaks will be spit-free. We did nothing to offend her," Taker said.
"We hope..." Shawn's voice trailed off. He leaned across the table and whispered something to Taker.
Taker nodded in earnest. "On the count of three... One..."
"Guys... What's going on?" Brenda asked.
"Two..." Shawn's voice trailed off.
"I think we're gonna get a taste of our own medicine," I confided to Brenda.
"Oh!" she exclaimed, comprehension dawning on her face.
"Three!" Taker and Shawn said in unison. They both leaned toward us. Taker kissed me while Shawn kissed Brenda.
They certainly kept our lips busy until our food arrived!
We were all breathless when Skank Ho came back balancing all our food.
"You have great balance," I said to her. I felt kind of bad for the way Brenda and I had treated her earlier. Hell, I figured if I had been in her position, I would've acted the same way when I saw two guys as hot as Taker and Shawn!
"Thanks," Skank Ho replied. "If I didn't, I totally wouldn't have a job here."
"Oh, and with those heels, too! I can barely walk in heels that high, much less balance food like you do," Brenda said, catching on to what I was doing.
"Thanks. Took me a while to perfect that skill." Skank Ho beamed as she sat our meals in front of us. "Enjoy your dinner."
"That steak smells so good," Taker said. "I'm starved."
"Me, too," Shawn said, rubbing his hands together in anticipation. "There's nothing more that I love to have in my mouth than a nice steak."
"Can't say the same for me," Taker said. "I mean, steak is my favorite food, but there is something else that I happen to love having in my mouth." He looked at me and licked his lips suggestively.
"Oh, I forgot about that," Shawn said. "You're right."
Brenda turned on the TV. "What should we watch?" she asked us.
"Isn't it Wednesday?" Taker asked.
"Yep," I answered him.
"Shit, let's watch the Disney Channel," Shawn said. "I bet Kim Possible's on."
"You guys watch that?" I asked as Brenda flipped through the channels to find Disney.
"Gotta love that Dr. Drakken," Taker said. "Kinda reminds me of myself in some ways."
"How? He's blue," I said.
"No, I mean his personality. He never gives up on what he wants. even though he loses every time he attempts to get it. I'm like that," Taker said. "But I don't lose that often."
"That's good to know," I said.
"I'm like Ron," Shawn said. "Always pulling jokes and whatnot." He laughed. "See, I'm the type who would have a naked molerat for a pet."
"How disturbing," Brenda said. Then she laughed. "Just kidding."
We ate our food in almost complete silence as we watched Kim Possible, which actually was on the Disney Channel at the time. The silence was only broken by a few chuckles, giggles, and laughs whenever something funny was said or when Dr. Drakken did something stupid, which he was guaranteed to do every time we saw him.
A bit later, we finished eating. After the bill was paid, we headed out together. Taker had his arm wrapped around my shoulder, and Shawn had his arm around Brenda.
"So Brenda, how old are you?" I asked her since we were walking right next to each other.
"Actually, I'll be 18 in a month," she said.
"Me, too!" I exclaimed. "My birthday's March 15."
"Stop kidding! Mine, too!" she said excitedly. "How weird is that?"
"You're both kidding. Let me see some ID," Taker said.
We stopped walking. Brenda and I both pulled out our IDs and compared them side by side. They both said DOB 3/15/1988.
"Guess they weren't lying," Shawn said.
"That cuts out the club," Taker said.
"I wasn't really looking forward to a club anyway. Not enough privacy," I said.
"And too many skanky hoes," Brenda agreed. "I can't stand 'em"
"Me neither," I agreed. "Little sluts. They're everywhere."
"Oh, such a vulgar mouth," Taker admonished me. "I'm gonna have to wash that mouth out for you..." And he kissed me.
"You're crazy," I said. "Do you mean that whenever I curse, you'll kiss me?"
"Yep," Taker said.
"Same goes for you," Shawn said to Brenda.
"I have a feeling my cursing problem is going to worsen," I told Brenda.
"Mine, too," she giggled.
When we got back to the hotel, we all stood in the lobby.
"So... What are we going to do?" I asked. I turned to Brenda. "And where are you going tonight?"
"I live here at the hotel," Brenda said. "My dad owns the whole chain of Imperial Garden Hotels."
"Wow, so why are you working here?" Shawn asked.
"Nothing better to do," she said. "Bored. I get paid extra for it, though."
"I think I'm gonna head up to my room," Taker said with a yawn. "How about you, J? Coming along?"
"Um, sure," I said. I don't know what I was thinking about. Perhaps I was just a crazy, crazy girl. What else could explain why I was about to go up to Taker's room alone with him?
"See you guys later," I said to Shawn and Brenda as Taker and I went into the elevator. The doors closed with the two of them waving at us. Brenda winked and I smiled, and then the doors closed completely.