Finally came up with a song for Gaz! Working on one for the Tallests. Might do one for Tak. Possibly Skoodge.
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Johnny: And our next guest is... Gaz!
Cat: I smell hate music! SWEET!
-Gaz walks in wearing exactly the same thing as always-
-To the tune of "Holier Than Thou" by Metallica-
Gaz: No more!
The crap rolls out his mouth again.
Haven't changed. Still talking about aliens.
Insane words circle around his big head.
Why doesn't he worry about himself instead.
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Who is he? Where's he been? Where's he from?
Talk of aliens burns on the tip of his tongue.
He lies so much he believes himself.
Judge not lest he judge himself.
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Saner than thou,
He isn't
Saner than thou
He isn't
You know not.
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Before you judge me take a look at him.
Can't he find something better to do?
Point the finger, Slow to understand.
Insanity and Dib go hand in hand.
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It's not who he is it's what he says
Everyone stares as he talks on his own.
Burn the dino-matches and blow up his head.
Judge not lest he judge himself.
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Saner than thou,
He isn't
Saner than thou
He isn't
You know not.
Johnny: Excellent! Wonderful! Other good words I can't think of right now!
Cat: Yay! It's rocked!
Powderpoe: Excellent!
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I decided that Gaz should sing about the insanity of Dib. Hoped you like it! review!