I'm Very sorry I haven't updated in awhile but I lost my chapter so I had to rewrite this, but at least I think this is better than the original so yea…Enjoy!
Summery: Kagome is going on a vacation to Hawaii with some of her classmates and Inuyasha is going with her…….LOTS OF HOBO I mean HOJO BASHING. Inu/Kag
A Relaxing Vacation?
Chapter 4- At the Beach
"Kagome!" Yuri yelled waving, "Over here!" Kagome looked over eyes shining jumped off Inuyasha's back 'accidentally' stepped on him and ran over to her friends. "Hey guys, what's sup?" she asked. "Nutin…" They replied, suddenly "OMG!" they yelled. "WHAT?" Kagome whipped around eyes searching for what they were squealing about. "OMFG!" "WHAT?" "Omg, omg, omg, omg." "WHAT?" she was getting frustrated now. "HOT! HOT! HOT!" "What? You've got sunburn?" Kagome looked at them confused. "NOOOOO, LOOK!" They pointed at a direction, she turned around to see what they were pointing at…Which turned out to be Inuyasha. 'Inuyasha?' she looked confused and turned back to her friends (who were drooling with hearts in their eyes).
But then…Her 'Some-bitchy-hoe's-trying-to-steal-my-Inuyasha's senses tingled. So she whipped around again to see Inuyasha being smothered by at least 30-40 girls, "KAGOME!" she heard a muffled cry "HELP ME!" Well she didn't have to be told twice, she stomped over her aura flared a icy blue and black. She then tapped lightly on a girls shoulder, the bitch turned around "What do you want Bitch? Can't you see I'm busy?" Fire from the deepest darkest pits of hell suddenly whipped around her, 'how dare this bitch hang over MY Inuyasha then Insult ME!' "grrrrrrr" one of the girls trying to get to Inuyasha stopped for a second and stated, "Did it suddenly get cold out here?" before the storm came… "GET THE FUCKING HELLS AWAY FROM MY (note to self…remember the 'My') INUYASHA!" silence, "NOW! OR I'LL FUCKING PURIFY YOUR FUCKED UP SLUTTLY MESSED UP ASSES TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!" time stopped, the worlds silent, hell froze over, the cow jumped over the sun and turned to beef…Ok u get the point.
Inuyasha blushed when he finally digested what she yelled, silence…more silence…suddenly "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" high pitched screeching could be heard on the beach….
----Feudal Era----
shudder Sango looked over at Miroku "Are you ok Miroku?" she asked worridly. "Yea I'm fine it's just that-" "Don't 'I'm fine' Me Mister! I saw you shudder and that's that" "No it's just that I felt something unworldly like a scr- never mind, must of imagined it." ObsessedChild-wink wink
---Back to Modern day Japan--->
After the screeching, the entire beach was cleared in less that 30secs. Except of course the 6 people standing there. Poor Inuyasha had passed out from all the screeching in his poor sensitive ears, Kagome's friends sweat dropped. Kagome slowly cooled down, Inuyasha slowly recovered, Kagome's friends slowly looked around, the crickets slowly chirped…Can they get ANY slower? "Uhhh," Erie started, "At least We've got the entire beach to ourselves?"
Kagome cooled down, Inuyasha recovered, Kagome's friends shot gunned all the crickets Don't ask were the shot guns came from…Grrr fine I lent mine to them OK, soo they decided set up. The people would come back soon right? snicker;; if they wanted to be killed yea. Hojo (aka Hobo) almost turned green with jealousy, why the hell would he be jealous you ask:
Inuyasha looked way better than him (and always will)
Inuyasha had all the girls attention
Inuyasha had all of Kagomes attention
Lame isn't it, but anyways back to the story. So since the fact that he wasn't getting enough attention from Kagome he decided to prove to her he was better than Inu-trasha any day hoping to get her attention. "Hey Kagome," he puffed up his chest and walked over to her (Inuyasha was trying his hardest not to fall over laughing at him) "Would you like some help with that?" Kagome looked up at his strangely raising a brow. "Why? I'm done." Since she was just setting up the towels on the beach.
'Grrrr, what the fuck is that fuck head doing talking to MY Kagome.' Inuyasha stalked over to the 'couple', "Hey Kagome, hey HOMO." He said putting a emphasis on the word 'homo'. Homo stood up burning with rage, 'how dare this bronzo insult ME?' "It's Hobo you jerk." .Silence. Inuyasha toppled over laughing; Kagome was trying her hardest not to laugh but failed miserably and ended up in a similar position as Inuyasha.
the people came back but all brought a first aid kit The people stared at the strange people. Hobo was blushing from ear to ear when he realized what he said, "I mean Homo!" He stuttered out trying to cover up his mistakes." Inuyasha just laughed harder, the people around snickered. "I mean-sigh" Yuri finally decided to help him a bit. "Don't you mean hob-I mean Hojo?" Hobo stuttered "Y-yea what she said." Someone yelled out, "HEY THAT FUCK-HEAD DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS OWN NAME!" the entire beach bursted out in laughter.
Hofo finally decided he had enough he stomped over to Inuyasha and glared over him and said angrily "YOU!" Inuyasha stopped laughing and stood up towering Hoqo mockingly, "ME!" he mimicked back with a smirk. "You-you JERK! You dare to humiliate me?" "Yea I do, so what are you going to do about it?" By now Inuyasha was completely towered over Hobo, and Hobo was shrinking back in terror, 'Damn, he's big and scary…now what am I going to do, maybe I should run for it. No he's probably just bluffing, well I'm not going to let that get the best of ME!' Hojo puffed out his chest at the thought and replied, "I'm going to beat the shit out of you, because I know your just bluffing."
Inuyasha once again broke into a fit of laughter 'this puny human, beat the shit out of me?' he smirked, "I'd like to see you try." Homo was furious so he put all his strength into his fist and send it flying into Inuyasha's chest 'this outa make him flying back at least 10 feet' there was a sickening crack. Homo paled punching Inuyasha was like punching a wall made of mixed crystal and Iron.
Inuyasha smirked harder and looked down, the homos wrist was in a very interesting shape, there was a moment of silence then suddenly a howling cry. Inuyasha stared strangely at Hobo and almost broke into another fit of laughter. The freak was bawling his eyes out. "I WAN MAI MOMMY!" and then he ran off crying.
The beach was silent…well for 10secs anyway before everyone started laughing, this was a good day. Kagome walked up to Inuyasha giggling and asked between giggles "Was-giggle-That-giggle giggle-really-nec-giggle-essary?" before letting her laughter get the better of her.
Inuyasha smirked wider "YEP think it was." There was a true radiant smile on his face. Kagome stopped laughing and was intoxicated by his smile and molten amber and gold pools, their faces got closer.
Inuyasha was lost Kagomes hazel chestnut eyes spicks of mischief and innocence sparked there, 'gods she's beautiful' finally he couldn't take it anymore he was about to close the space in between them when suddenly-
A CLIFFY! Don't you just love them? brilliant sarcasm shone on authoresses face Don't worry I'll update soon…I promise Really cowards back as readers grab various sharp objects close by, one person holds a pic of Inuyasha and threatens to rip it NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT! IT'S INNCENT! I SWEAR I'LL UPDATE NEXT WEEK I SWEAR JUST DON'T HARM THE PIC! reviewers starts throwing sharp objects at authoress NOOOO swish HA Missed! Oh shit as someone unleashes Kagome on me NOOOOOOO runs off top speed U"LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!