STILL DON'T OWN 'EM…heheh…not yet…

Shel waits patiently by the stool in the spotlight. "Lai…please fetch our next victim." Lai grins evilly. "Fetch? You got it!"

Lights go off…censored words are heard and the lights go back on with InuYasha sitting dumbfounded on the stool…dumbfounded…whats new?

"Damn you…" He mutters. Shel takes the shovel from behind her back. "Yes yes we know. Anyway, making Miroku cry was fun!"

Miroku is in the bleachers mentally scarred and still teary eyed. "How mean…"

Lai looks unhappy. "Poor Miroku." Shel rolls her eyes. "ANYWAY! This will be fun too!" She throws her shovel off screen into the bleachers. Someone screams ow. "Sorry Fluffy-kun! Anyway," she snaps her fingers. "Voice! Do your stuff!" And exits off screen dragging Lai with her.

Muwahaha…

"QUIT LAUGHING!" InuYasha snaps.

Sorry…AHEM! InuYasha…

"Oh boy…"

He's a girl in disguise…

"Wha..?"

Shel spits her French vanilla coffee ((FROM STRABUCKS!))out of her mouth in a dramatic manner and gets it all over Lai's face. "NOW HOLD UP!"

"If I were girl…" InuYasha glared. "Could I do this?" He gives his sexy smirk at the camera.

"KAWAII!" Shel and Lai attach to each of his arms. "OURS!" Inu sweatdrops. "Get off me!"

"He's ours…" Shel glares at everyone. "Not really but I like to think that way."

InuYasha shoved each of the girls away from him. "No way! I belong to no one!"

Kagome stands up with Shel's shovel. "Come again?"

The camera goes back to the spotlight to find InuYasha hiding behind Shel who is hiding behind Lai. "E-except her…"

Kagome smiles and sits back down. "That's what I thought."

"Maybe I shouldn't have given her that shovel…" Shel thinks((WOW! THIKNING!)) out loud.

AHEM! I believe I have a victim!

Shel and Lai push Inu back on the stool. "Yeah go ahead."

Thank you… InuYasha…he's cheating on Kagome with Kagura.

"I thought he was cheating on her with Sango." Shel said reading the script she had given the voice dude. A loud thud is heard in the bleachers. "Miroku fainted!" Shippo yells.

"I…" InuYasha had gone all shifty eyes. "Experimented."

"THAT IS A SECRET!" Sango yelled. Then smiled cheesily running away from a very pissed off Kagome and Kikyou.

"Experimented." Lai was giggling her butt off and Kikyou threw the shovel at her and she fell to the ground. "Shut up Lai!"

InuYasha…he's really 68

"Actually…" InuYasha used his fingers to count. "Including the 50 years…I am." He blinked twice.

Lai sat up with a black eye and a tooth missing. "You're 18?" Shel gave her the Are-You-Really-That-Dumb-And-Can-I-Have-Your-Cookies look. "Duuuh…can I have your cookies?"

"They're not cookies." Lai pulled out a bag of Skittles. "They're skittles as big as cookies.

Shel got all bug eyed. "SKITTLES!" Lai through them to InuYasha. Who surprisingly accepted. Shel sobbed. "MY SKITTLES! Yo Hommi G.! You stole my fizzle!"

Lai blinked. InuYasha blinked. "Fizzle…?"

Lai rolled her eyes. "SECURITY!"

In minutes the censor was on again and InuYasha AND Shel were hauled off by big guys in blue cop suits out the back doors. "Phew." Lai sighed as soon as the doors were shut. They opened again and Kikyou and Kagome came back in dusting themselves off. Sango followed with a black eye, bloody lip, and teeth missing. "IT WAS A JOKE!"

Lai pulled Sango over to the stool and grinned. "Lights please!"