HA I told u I would update soon!

Oh and thanks for the sharp objects, the T-Rex was Awesome, you're lucky I could still write, I'll update soon don't worry… I have LOTS of free time now that schools OVER…well after Monday anyways so-shit the Rex found Me! Uh yea I'v REALLY got to run…g-oo-dd R-rexx-y litteraly, bye…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---hhh


Summery: Kagome is going on a vacation to Hawaii with some of her classmates and Inuyasha is going with her…….LOTS OF HOBO I mean HOJO BASHING. Inu/Kag

A Relaxing Vacation?

Chapter 5- At the Beach (part II)

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Inuyasha was lost Kagomes hazel chestnut eyes spicks of mischief and innocence sparked there, 'gods she's beautiful' finally he couldn't take it anymore he was about to close the space in between them when suddenly-

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The whore that Kagome scared off earlier saw them and ran in and pushed Kagome aside so Inuyasha would kiss her instead. Luckily Inuyasha caught himself just in time threw himself back and ducked. So she ended up kissing the person behind him (which happened to be a really fat, ugly, smelly, greasy, slimy, stinky, coated with filth guy) She opened her eyes and stared at him, and screamed…REALLY loudly.

Inuyasha smirked and stood up and rushed over to Kagomes side to help her, "Kagome are you okay? Are you hurt? Are you bleeding anywhere?' he inspected her carefully to make sure there are no injuries on her before he set her down and growled, like literally growled at the whore.

does anyone notice that Kagome has been unusually silent right now? "Who the fuck are you and how dare you hurt Kagome?" he spat venomously at her.

"I am Christina baishunfu (bai-shun-fu) lol that's the word for whore in Japanese , and you are my boyfriend now so I could do whatever I want." She said in a slutty voice and inspected her nails.

Inuyasha growled again "I am NOT your boyfriend so why don't you back off bitch.' and was about to slice her in half with his claws when Kagome stopped him, "Let me go Kagome, this wrench need to learn her place." He spat. Kagome smirked evilly, 'Hey that's the smirk she learnt from me.' He thought amused "If anyone's going to kill that bitch, it's going to be ME!" she hissed out just out enough for everyone to hear, Inuyasha was taken back by the fact that she just swore so he stepped aside.

Kagome stepped back then ran at full speed and rammed her shoulder into the bitches stomach. It knocked the wind out of her Knocked the wind out of her! Get it? It came out the wrong end, she farted! ROTFL ah wipes eyes of tears yea… then Kagome started to beat the shit out of her, by the time Inuyasha decided to pull Kagome off Cristina had 4 broken ribs, 1 broken arm, 1 broken leg, broken nose, sprained pinky, both eyes were no longer blue but black, 2 broken wrists, a broken ankle, 1 broken middle toe, OH and a broken jaw with her 2 front teeth knocked out and 5 other teeth. I'm sure glad I'm not her While Kagome got away without a scratch…wait what's that white line under her arm… "THAT BITCH SCRATCHED ME! OHH SHE'S GONNA GET IT!" Inuyasha grabbed her just in time before she was going to pounce on the 'poor' barely recognizable woman…or is it a man?

"Whoa there Kagome, she's already half dead already, you told me that I couldn't kill anyone here so I'm not going to give you the pleasure of killing someone when I can't." he whispered into her ear sternly. Kagome growled but slowly calmed down into Inuyasha's embrace when a tall 'beefy' man walked over, he took one look at the now 3/4 dead bitch and stalked over to Inuyasha angrily, "HOW DARE YOU TO THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND?" he towered over Inuyasha.

But Inuyasha unlike Hobo, Inuyasha stood on his guard and seethed out, "It wasn't me who did it you Fucked-up Jack-ass, it was my friend. And are you sure it's a girl?" People around them snickered. The beefy man growled again and went nose to nose with Inuyasha, "And which one of your friends was it?" thinking it might scare him, "And why should I tell u?" Inuyasha smirked and started to taunt him. "Because if you don't I'm just gonna hafta-" The guy started. "Hafta what?" Inuyasha butted in, "what-cha gonna do? Beat the shit out of me until I tell you? Been there done that."

The guy clenched his teeth 'I've had enough of this wimp' the man thought in his empty head he sent a fist flying over to Inuyasha, you've seen, well read what happened to hobo when he tried that last time? Well this guy is way stronger than that coward, and Inuyasha wasn't exactly stupid. So instead he just caught the fist instead effortlessly. "Are you done yet?" Inuyasha looked at the man who was still in shock he caught his fist, "Good, now it's my turn." Inuyasha twisted the wrist in his hand and kicked the man in his…uhhh AREA ahem yea…Did I mention He put in some of his demon strength…That outa hurt…

Silence…The guy was deathly silent, turned completely red before stuffling over and roll in the sand holding his…AREA. Inuyasha smirked and turned back to Kagomes friends. "Hey guys I'm hungry, lets go get something to eat." He said casually, Kagome sweat-dropped 'he never change does he.' She sighed smiling shaking her head. She laughed and held out a hand out mockingly out to Inuyasha and bowed, "Shall we?" Inuyasha smirked and put out a hand into Kagomes batted his eyelashes and said equally mockingly to her in a shrill high voice, "Yes. Lets." They laughed again and headed over to a snack bar.

Kagomes friends sweat-dropped at the couple and followed.


Grrr that rex put a scratch on mai INUYASHA Pics...Ohhhh he's gonna get it, Stayed tuned for 'The Beach (III) Obsessedchild said in a broadcasters voice BYE ps:Mai evil twin says bye too, And she wishs everyone to die. turns to evil twin that's not nice, (evil twin) Feh! (OB) Feh to u too buddy (evil twin) U wanna go? (Ob) Yea and What if I do? (Evil twin) Ohhh ur gonna get it (OB) Bring it ON! pinch, scrach, slap, kick, bite PLEASE REVIEW! Growl, hiss, spit, ppunch