The Outer Perimeter.

Second Grey Dalek: See for yourself…!

In the next room is a strange shaped object that has a white Dalek base and a large domed head.

The domed head rolls back, revealing Davros!

Davros: So you have come for me at last…

Grey Dalek: DO NOT MOVE! DO NOT MOVE! DO NOT MOVE! You are a prisoner of The Daleks DO NOT MOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE!

Davros: I am your creator you will obey me!

Grey Dalek: YOU WILL COME WITH US OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!

Davros: But you just told me not to move…

Second Grey Dalek: You will move when we tell you to move!

Davros: I see…

Pause

Grey Dalek: MOOOVVVEEE!

Davros moves and clunks his bulbous domed Emperor head in the doorway. He can't fit through.

Davros: It's not exactly one of my best designs…

Meanwhile back at The Team Bonding Workshop.

Emperor Dalek: " I am going to throw this ball to one of you at random. You will catch the ball, when you catch the ball, I will say a word and you will give me an associated word in retuuurrrn! Then you will throw the ball back to me. Understood?"

Daleks: Understood!

The Emperor Dalek throws the ball, a Dalek catches it.

Emperor Dalek: OBEY!

Dalek: Orders! (The Dalek throws the ball back.)

The Emperor throws the Ball again to another Dalek.

Emperor Dalek: Destroy!

The Dalek exterminates the ball.

All Dalek eyestalks turn to look at him.

Dalek: I take it this means I have failed…

Other Daleks: EXTERMINAATTTEEEE!

The Dalek is blasted to smithereens.

Emperor Dalek: Are we having fun yet?

The outer perimeter.

Davros is still trying to fit through the doorway. KLUNK!

Grey Dalek: You will detach your helmet!

Davros: I beg your pardon?

Grey Dalek: Detach the helmet it is impeding your passageway!

Davros: My Helmet doesn't come off!

Second Grey Dalek: How did you get in there?

Davros: I was in suspended animation, centuries of sleep, with one vision, one vision going through my head, repeated endlessly, playing back and forth, endlessly…. The same scene, always the same scene playing-

Grey Dalek: The short version! Or I will exterminate you now! How did you get in the room?

Davros: I don't know I was asleep! The room was probably built around me. I arrived in an escape pod…

Second Grey Dalek: A dalek escape pod?

Davros: Yes!

Second Grey Dalek: From The Dalek Mothership?

Davros: Yes!

Second Grey Dalek: A pod built for Daleks?

Davros: What is your point?

Second Grey Dalek: How did you fit into the pod with your bulbous head?

Davros: I didn't it was stuck wedged tight in the doorway. That is why I induced myself to a suspended animation as the pod was thrust into space!

Grey Dalek: Leaving your helmet exposed to the elements!

Davros: Correct!

Second Grey Dalek: We must inform the Emperor!

Davros: The Emperor? What possible interest could The Emperor have in my helmet?

Grey Dalek: We have requested the presence of a "special tools arclight welding Dalek" when he arrives he will solder off your helmet!

Davros: NNNOOOOOO!

The Emperor is winding up the Team Bonding Workshop.

The charred remains of half a dozen Daleks are being cleared away.

Emperor Dalek: At the back of the room is a questionnaire with tick boxes; all Daleks are required to fill one in! Your certificates will be ready by the end of the day!

Daleks: We Obey!

Emperor Dalek: Well the session has now reached an end, does anyone have any questions?

Silence.

Emperor Dalek: Nobody? Would anybody like to say a few words? About what the session meant to them?

Silence.

Emperor Dalek: Very well you can all return to your duties.

Voice from the back: I have a question!

Emperor Dalek: You do?

The Daleks move aside and the Dalek with the question comes forward.

Dalek: I want to know why I was not selected to go on the initiative course.

Emperor Dalek: The what?

Dalek: All Daleks were ordered to attend an initiative course, which took place 20 Rills prior to the Team Bonding Workshop, everyone was requested to attend! Everyone except for me!

Emperor Dalek: Correct, how does this make you feel?

Dalek: I feel that I am alone!

Emperor Dalek: Would you like a group hug?

Pause

Dalek: I do not understand the question!

Emperor Dalek: And you feel singled out?

Dalek: Yeessss! Why was I not asked to attend?

Emperor Dalek: Because… Because I forgot!

Dalek: You forgot meee?

Emperor Dalek: Yesss! And you didn't miss much; by all accounts it was kruk! Now return to your duties.

Dalek trundles off but stops halfway, his head rotates for a last look at The Emperor.

Emperor Dalek: Go on! Return to your duties!

The Dalek exits.

Emperor Dalek: Is everything prepared?

Another Dalek: The bucket of slime has been positioned as per your instructions!

Emperor Dalek: Excellent!

Another Dalek: It will fall on him as soon as he opens the door to return to his workstation!

Another Dalek: Get me the security tape afterwards! I wish to review it for the purposes of amusement!

Another Dalek comes forward.

Emperor Dalek: REEPPPOOORRRTTT!

Dalek: Daleks at the outer perimeter are still requesting the presence of a "special tools arclight welding Dalek"!

Emperor Dalek: Kruk! Didn't I send him already?

Dalek: Negative the "special tools arclight welding Dalek" was redeployed on paint spraying! He has now finished, and is awaiting further instruction!

Emperor Dalek: Send him to the outer perimeter!

Pause

Emperor Dalek: Is there anything else?

Dalek: Just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your course!

Emperor Dalek: Are you trying to kiss my bumps?

Dalek: I do not understand the question!

Emperor Dalek: You think that by saying how much you liked the course I am going to look on you more favourably!

Pause

Emperor Dalek: Well?

Dalek: I did not mean any disrespect, I found the course satisfying and exhilarating. I will apply what I have learned to the best of my ability!

Emperor Dalek: What do the rest of you think?

Daleks! He is a Bumpkisser! Bumpkisser! Bumpkisser! Bumpkisser!

Emperor Dalek: I agree! Exterminate him!

The Dalek is destroyed.

Emperor Dalek: Hmmm….Shifty Eyestalk… Never liked him!