Summery: Kagome is going on a vacation to Hawaii with some of her classmates and Inuyasha is going with her…….LOTS OF HOBO I mean HOJO BASHING. Inu/Kag

A Relaxing Vacation?

Chapter 7- DA MALL…And hobo's 'Oh-so-close' Death

Last time

"Achoo!" A certain couple that's in denial sneezed, "I think we're catching a cold." Kagome said uncertainly. Inuyasha snorted "HA at 50 degrees everyday? HELL NO, besides I'm a—" Kagome tackled him over before he could say the word, her friends stared at her strangely. She put up a big fake smile and said, "Oh he meant to say, uh, um, OMGIT'SAOBVIOUSDISTRANCTION!" (OMG it's a obvious distraction) "WHERE?" Kagome sweat dropped, she hadn't expected them to fall for that. "Uhhh yea. ANYWAYS, do you want to head over to the mall now?" They all stared at her strangely before agreeing.

THIS TIME

"OMG!" Inuyasha groaned, 'this is gonna be a longggg day' "IT'S SO BIG!" Inuyasha and Hojo (AN: I SPELLED HIS NAME RIGHT!...Wait, is that a bad thing…) sulked, "God hates us," Hojo said. "Correction, god does not hate us. He hates you." Homo started fuming 'the nerve of him, grr' but stayed quite for the sake of it and for the fact he couldn't think of any good comebacks in his empty head.

"Hmm, what shop should we terrorize-I mean shop in first?" Kagome wondered out loud. "Hmm, how about Hot Topic?" Erie suggested. "Ok fine with me, how about you Inuyasha?" "Feh," "Umm I'll take that as a yes. Alright then! LET'S SHOP!" The girls dragged the poor boys into the shop and well, shopped. (AN: I have personally never have set a foot nor toe in the store, it's so sad so I'm gonna skip out this part, but I will tell you they got A LOT of stuff…poor Inuyasha)

"—whew—" Kagome sighed out in relief as she sat down by a fountain, "That was some shopping," She exclaimed out loud, "so now what?" she turned to her friends…Ayumi and Yuri where arguing about something, Erie was gawking at a hot guy, Inuyasha was trying to restrain himself from smashing Hojo face, Hojo was complaining about how heavy the bags where (by the way he only carried two small boxes and a bag). Kagome anime sweat dropped, "Uhhh guys?" they continued on, and "Umm hello?" still ignored, "GUYS!" She roared out…silence… "Yea, like I was saying what store do you want to go to next?" "How ab-" –SMASH—"Huh?" everyone turned around…only to see Hojo flying across the mall and smashed head first into a rock solid wall, and to see Inuyasha's fist still in midair, he turned and looked at them face still red with a big grin on his face, "My hand slipped?"

Kagome sweat dropped, "Uhhh, maybe we should spit up." Erie looked in the hole that Hojo made, she gasped. That 'WALL' that Hojo smashed into was umm…Lets just say they where on the 4th level of the mall and umm, that 'WALL' was the uhhh kind of the only thing that separated INSIDE from OUTSIDE. So yea…--author jumps up and down in joy…turns around 'Uhhh heh heh' starts pretending to cry—ANYWAYS back to the story… "Yea…Maybe we should." Erie pulled her head back from the hole.

"All right then," Kagome stated happily, "two things. Number one, we should get out of here before we get charged." Everyone quickly moved away from the hole, "Number two, there will be two groups. Inuyasha, Me, and Hojo…And You, Yuri, and Ayumi." "Umm Kagome?" Yuri piped up, "Won't taking Hojo with you would be well ya no." Kagome thought about that, "Good Point! Ok then Hojo will go with you…If he's still alive that is…" They all agreed and walked their separate ways.

---In the hospital with Hojo---

Soo after being crushed with Inuyasha's fist, crashing headfirst into the wall, falling down a four story building crashing into a tree and on the way down breaking every branch, landed on top of a truck rolled off fell into the middle of the road getting stampeded over by a parade, two trucks and 5 cars, then being attacked by a horde of angry cats, he finally made it over to the hospital. So now here he is somehow, some way STILL alive (AN: Srry guys I still hafta make him suffer more, tehe but don't worry he WILL Die…BWaHAHAHAHAHAHA-a Umm yea ,look away ) lying on the hospital bed peacefully recovering…

Only to be awaken by a doctor, "Umm sir we're gonna give you your shots now." He nodded, then all of a sudden twenty needles came jabbing into his body, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

---In the mall with the group---

"Hey, did you hear something?" Inuyasha asked Kagome, "Umm no don't think so why?" "Never mind," "Umm ok…"

---Back in the Hospital---

"Umm doctor?" The man turned around and looked at the nurse, "Yea?" "You gave the wrong shots to the wrong person, those where suppose to be for him." She pointed to a boy sitting beside them. "Oh." "These shots are supposed to be for him." She pointed onto another tray with bigger, thicker, duller needles. "Oh, ok then." He got the nurses to take one each, "One, two, three." –jab—"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHMIGHTLYLORDSONOF-AGUNFLYINGPIGSPOOPFUGICALS…MOMMY!"

---Back to Inuyasha---

"—snicker—" Inuyasha smirked. "what is it Inuyasha?" Kagome asked him puzzled. "Oh nothing. Oh and I don't really think we'll be hearing from Homo anytime soon I think." She raised a brow at that but carried on.

---Hospital AGAIN---

"All right then, all done. Now for the wounds…Hmm, oh I no." he picked up a packet of powder and dumped it into a basin full of hot water, Hojo stared at the doctor still recovering from the needles "Umm, what's that?" He asked the doctor while watching the bowl, the doctor smirked, "Oh this?" –nod nod— "Don't worry the stuff I put in there was powdered salt and when it's finished dissolving in the water, we're going to wipe it over your wounds to clean it. Now you don't want them to get infected now do you?"

He turned back to the victim—I mean um PATIENT yea…Only to find homo had fainted. "Damn, and I was hoping to do this when he was awake…hmm it seems like it's too much for the guy…Oh well if he doesn't like this method then…" He took out a box of table salt and a wet towel, "To make this easier for him (AN: coughcough painful coughcough)." Hojo stirred, the doctor piped up "Oh good your awake, I've decided to do this a different way…" he showed the box of salt and hot towel to him. Hojo nearly fainted again.

5mins later…

Screaming could be heard over in the hallways of the lab—I mean hospital everyone stopped and listened then went back to their lives.

---Inuyasha and Kagome---

Inuyasha stared at Kagome, she had given him 500 bucks but he hadn't spent a penny of it, not because he wasn't much of a shopper…it's just that he didn't exactly get a chance, but something caught his eye. Something sparkly in a display window, he looked back at the scary girl that was currently in 'Shopping mode' and made a quick excuse for the bath room and zoomed off.

Kagome stared at the cloud of dust in the place where the half demon was 2 seconds ago but shook it off and went to a fountain to sit down a bit.

Inuyasha ran back to the window and stared at the jewelry, then walked into the shop. A lady walked up to him , "Hi, welcome to Stacy's Jewelers (AN: I just made that name up so yea) what can I do for you today?" "Umm the necklace in the window please." She smiled, "Of course." She took the thing from it's case. He stared at it, it was beautiful it was about a centimeter big, tear-drop shaped crystal with a gold-stone snowflake in the middle. He then looked up, "Umm, how much is this?" "450 plus tax." Inuyasha nodded and dug through his pockets and handed over the money

"Hmm, I wonder where Inuyasha went, it's been 15mins already." Kagome checked her watch, and went back to looking at the pile of shirts.

Inuyasha looked through the doors of the shop; sure enough Kagome was standing there. He slowly walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder, --WHAM-- --crash-- "Ughh, I think that has got to leave a mark." A muffled voice came from under a pile of clothes and hangers. "OMG INUYASHA! I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU OMG ARE YOU OK!" Everyone turned to look at them but Kagome ignored them, she carefully helped Inuyasha out of the mess. She then took out a tissue to wipe the blood that dribbled down his nose…it's a good thing he was half demon, or she would have broken it.

They walked out of the store…Inuyasha holding a mountain of bags and boxes while Kagome carried one box and a very small bag, they walked over to the fountain that they where suppose to meet her friends and found that they where already there. "Hey Kagome." Erie said, "Hey guys, soo…what do you want to do now?" "Mm, maybe we could go for a movie before retiring back to the hotel?" they all agreed on that matter and looked for a exit to the mall.

Yea yea, I no. the ending sucks but w/e, you might not hear from me in awhile because I'm moving so yea. BUT I might be able to update between it and yea.