The Laboratory.
Dalek 1: We wish to see the human known as Peter!
Dalek 2: With a "P"!
Dalek 3: The mutation effect is at the halfway juncture; the subject is neither human nor Dalek….. He is alone like me…!
Dalek 1: If you do not wipe that slime off soon it will corrode your blingy gold casing!
Dalek 3: Let it! The slime is a mark, symbolising my feelings of isolation from my fellow Daleks!
Dalek 2: Whatever! We will see the subject known as Peter with a "P" now!
Dalek 3: He is through that door on the left, not the door on the right! That door is meant for me!
Daleks 1 and 2: Explainnn!
Dalek 3: Sensors detect a bucket containing water perched above the door on the right, a bucket waiting for meeee!
Dalek 1: Why do you not enter? Are you afraid?
Dalek 3: I do not feel fear! I just don't see the point!
Dalek 1: Daleks are not meant to see the point!
Dalek 2: Daleks are meant to follow orders!
Dalek 1: There is nothing more!
Dalek 3: You are correct! I shall enter the door on the right!
Door slides, sounds of water splashing followed by the klunk of a bucket hitting something metal.
Dalek 1: Wait for it…
Dalek 3: I am wet… and alooonnneeee!
Dalek 2: If I had emotions, I would find that funny!
Dalek 1: Let us examine the test subject!
Pause. Doors slide open.
Dalek 1: Hello Peter with a "P"!
Man: (voice is halfway between human and Dalek, sort of like Davros possibly, but with a hint of bubbles.) Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! Oh… It's you!
Dalek 2: Peter with a "P" are you in pain?
Man: Pain? Pain? Well let's see… Today my legs fell off, shortly after I cut my toe nails! And now I don't have fingers, only tentacles!
Dalek 1: Does this distress you?
Man: My emotions appear to be waning, I had three eyes for a while yesterday afternoon and I could not focus on the TV, but now I've got just the one, it's much better!
Dalek 1: Is there anything we can do?
Man: I have spots all over my face! And I cannot apply cream, I have not yet mastered the use of my tentacles, I cannot unscrew the lid!
Dalek 2: You wish us to unscrew the lid?
Man : Yessss!
Dalek 1: And apply the cream?
Man : Yessss!
Sucker sound, and a whirring sound, followed by a pop.
Dalek 1: There the lid is off!
Man : Apply the cream to me now! Exfoliattteeee!
Daleks: Exfoliate! Exfoliate! Exfoliattteeeeeee!
The lair of The Emperor Dalek.
Doors slide open.
Daleks enter.
Daleks: Worship him! Worship him! Worship him! Worship him!
Emperor Dalek : Hmmmm…. Let's see there are one, two, three… Three of you and you said "Worship him!" four times!
Dalek 1: We have failed!
Dalek 2: Failed!
Dalek 3: Failed!
Pause.
Dalek 1: Do you wish us to self destruct?
Emperor Dalek: No! Go out and try again! You will wait until I command you to enter, and you will try again, and again, and again, until you get it right!
Doors slide open.
Dalek 4: I think they will get it right this time Emperor!
Emperor Dalek: Oh you do, do you? Hmmm….. I want you to go out the other door, and join the back of their queue! You will also come in with them, when I give the command!
Dalek 4: I obey!
Emperor Dalek: Again and again and again….
The holding cell.
Grey Dalek 1: I spy with my little eyestalk something beginning with W!
Grey Dalek 2: Wall!
Grey Dalek 1: Kruk!….. Your turn!
The lair of The Emperor Dalek.
Emperor Dalek: Reporrtttt!
Dalek: Davros has lost the game, he has been transmatted back here!
Emperor Dalek: Very well show him in!
Doors slide.
Davros: What was the point of that?
Emperor Dalek: I thought you would like to play a little game after your long sleep, did it not go well?
Davros: I no longer have arms, I cannot throw darts!
Emperor Dalek: What are those things that are sticking out the top of your head?
Pause.
Davros: Those are Darts!
Emperor Dalek: Well perhaps we can find you another game to play, any suggestions Dalek?
Dalek: How about, "Countdown" alternatively "Win, Lose, or Draw and Quarter"
Dalek Emperor: Those are excellent suggestions, how about "Endurance" or "Runaround" or "Can't Cook, you will cook or be exterminated!"
Davros: How dare you treat me like this! I am your creator! You are nothing without me!
Dalek Emperor: You dare to address me like that? Me? The god of all blingy gold Daleks?
Davros: Yes I dare!
Dalek Emperor: Okay just asking…!
Davros: Surrender command to me now! These Daleks you have created, are inept, inefficient, they retain too much of their humanity! I am still a pure bred Kaled! It is only I that has the right to create Daleks!
Dalek Emperor: Noooo! They are mine! You are not allowed to touch them! They are all mine! The Daleks are mine! You hear me? Mine! Mine! Mine! I said they are…
Davros: Mine! Is that what you said?
Dalek Emperor: Yesss! That is what I said!
Davros: Aha! Caught you, you said The Daleks are mine!
Dalek Emperor: I did not!
Davros: Did so!
Dalek Emperor: Did not!
Davros: Did so!
Dalek Emperor: Did not!
Davros: Did so!
Dalek Emperor: Did not!
Davros: DID SO FIFTY MILLION TIMES! And no returns!
Dalek Emperor: Kruk!
Davros: Now surrender your helmet to me!
Doors slide open.
Daleks enter.
Daleks: Worship him! Worship him! Worship him!
Dalek Emperor: There are three of you! You got it right!
Davros: How? How did you get them to do that!
Dalek Emperor: Because they are mine bitch! All mine!
Pause.
Davros: I will not subject myself to anymore of your games! I have a capsule, it contains a virus, one squeeze of the capsule and it will kill me instantaneously, death will be sudden, it will be quick, it will be fast, it will be rapid, it will be…
Dalek Emperor: Get on with it before we all die!
Davros: Very well…
Dalek Emperor: Wait!
Pause.
Davros: Yes? You wish to ask me something?
Dalek Emperor: Yes!
Davros: You need my help?
Dalek Emperor: Yes!
Davros: Well ask me!
Dalek Emperor: (quietly) help me….
Davros: I'm sorry I didn't quite catch that!
Dalek Emperor: HELP ME!
Davros: Tell me what it is that you want!
Dalek Emperor: Tell me…What do you know of chickens and eggs?
The holding cell.
Grey Dalek 2: I spy with my little eyestalk something beginning with A!
Grey Dalek 1: Another wall!
Grey Dalek 2: Your turn!