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Music Reviews With The Boys

Mary yawned and rubbed her eyes, as the room came into focus, she noticed one thing, the door was open. She jumped out of bed and ran out of her room, thundering down the stairs. She skidded into the kitchen to find all of them munching on cereal. Chouji had already finished a box full and Shikamaru was yawning and shoveling the cereal in slowly. Jiraya was itching at his red skin and Akamaru was eating Kiba's cereal, as Kiba examined her phone.

"What the hell is this thing?", Kiba muttered and started knawing on the phone, Mary sighed and snatched the phone out of his mouth.

"It's a phone, you use it to talk to people", she replied and put the cordless phone in it's charger. Kiba looked at it curiously and picked it up again.

"How do you talk with this?", he asked, punching in a number, it beeped in response. Shikamaru looked over and frowned.

"That was oddly troublesome", he yawned and shoveled in another spoonful, chewing it...well, lazily.

"Anyway, I'll let you guys eat, but then we have to go to work", she replied and went into the storage closet, she pulled out a dusty tape recorder and put in a clean tape. Kankuro looked over at it and frowned.

"And what is that exactly?", he exclaimed, looking at the thing like it might bite him. Mary looked down at it and placed it on the table.

"It records what you say", she replied simply and snatched the phone out of Kiba's mouth again, he had probably tried to call home with his teeth. She gave him a tap on the nose and wiped the saliva covered electronic on a kitchen towel, she placed it back in it's cradle and rummaged into the bread box, pulling out a piece of bread, which she popped into the toaster and popped down the little slide button thingy. Chouji sighed happily as he finished his sixth bowl of cereal, Kankuro was poking at the tape recorder and he took another bite of his cereal, never taking his eyes off the thing.

"Oh it burns!", Jiraya cried out and itched at his rash crazily, Mary winced and pointed out one important thing.

"You keep touching that thing and its just gonna get worse"

"But I can't help it", he cried and itched at it some more.

"Whatever, wait until the pus starting leaking out of the skin", she smirked and snatched the toast that had just popped out of the toaster, she went to the fridge and took out the butter, applying a small quantity onto the toast and sliding it back into the fridge. She munched on the toast and took Chouji and Shino's empty bowls off the table, Shino had been munching in silence the whole time. Kankuro got up with his bowl and grabbed Shikamaru's empty bowl too, putting them both in the sink.

"Well, ready to get started?", Mary smiled cheerfully and grabbed the tape recorder, she skipped upstairs with the boys, Jiraya and Akamaru following her.

And so it begins...

"Okay boys, the first song is...", Mary exclaimed and reached into her hat that had all the names of songs that were on CD's she owned. "Gypsy by Stevie Nicks", she cried and placed the CD into her CD player, she skipped to the song and smiled as the soft music started.

The boys stared blankly and started making a list of what they liked and didn't like. The song ended and Mary sat down, she had been dancing.

"Okay, what do you think?", she exclaimed brightly. They handed in their papers and Mary read them out.

Shino: It was a good song, very nice song writing. It almost told a story. The only thing I didn't like was that..well, I can't really find stuff I didn't like (Wow, un-Shino like answer --).

Kiba: Okay song, but one thing I didn't like was, I have no idea what a gypsy is.

Kankuro: Er, it was a deep song I guess, not really my style.

Chouji: I think I started crying, I LOVE YOU STEVIE NICKS!

Jiraya: It was about a man loving a imaginary woman right?. Couldn't he have gotten a blow-up doll?

Shikamaru:

"What the hell, you didn't write anything Shikamaru", Mary sighed and took out her button pad, pressing the "Lazy Shock". Shikamaru jumped up in the ar and came down in a frazzled heap, "You have to write something or else I'm going to have to put you in the cage again".

Shikamaru winced and nodded, snatching his paper from Mary, he scribbled down something quickly and handed it back to the smug brunette.

Shikamaru: It was a excellent song.

Mary looked at him with a quirked eyebrow, "Oh well", she sighed and tossed the note aside, "Good enough, but your going to have to get better". They all nodded and Mary reached her hand into the hat again, this time pulling out Can't Touch Me by Family Guy.

"This isn't even really a full song, but it wil add some comic relief I guess", she smiled and placed the CD into the player, pressing the play button. The beat started and all the boys (even Shikamaru) started scribbling on their papers. Mary waited for the song to end and cried out, "Times up!", she snatched the papers from them and read them out carefully.

Shino: I'm extremely disturbed...

Kiba: Who's Regus?

Kankuro: Can't touch, can't touch me, j-j-j-j, just like the bad guys from Lethal Weapon 2, I've got deplomatic ammunity so Hammer you can't sue. This is a catchy song, liked everything about it.

Chouji: This is a funny song I guess...

Jiraya: I can riot, loot, not give a hoot and touch your sister's tit?. They get points for saying tit, but other than that, they need to learn being a pervert, from me, the Legendary Hermit (yeah right...)

Shikamaru: This is a troublesome song...

Mary sighed and put the notes in a pile, "Jiraya, you still get the itchy blanket you realize". Jiraya looked up, with a defeated look on his face.

"But, but...why?", he whimpered and looked over at the wool blanket, he had lay underneath that thing for all of last night and that was all he needed.

"Because, you are still being punished for raiding my drawers".

Jiraya sighed and got a bright idea, "I'll just sleep without a blanket", he laughed and looked over at Mary smugly.

"I wouldn't try that, it gets freezing here in the night. It doesn't snow here because we are beside the sea, but it rains lots, plus I'll keep pressing the perverted shock button if you do"

"Fine, I'll sleep with a blanket", he grumbled and looked over at Mary, who was digging into the hat, she pulled out a song and looked at it carefully.

"Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard", she smiled to herself and rummaged into the box, pulling out a CD, she put it into the player and skipped to the song, she pushed play. She watched their reactions and smiled to herself again as the song ended. She let out a "hand em' in!", and read the notes.

Shino: Good song...

Kiba: Mmmm, sugar. Good song, I'll show it to my one true love Hinata when I get back... I mean, I don't think about Hinata like that, what are you talking about?.

Kankuro: Um, good song. I have the craving for sugar now...

Chouji: Finally, a song about food. Excellent song, can we have some sugar after we're finished? (sure)

Jiraya: I wish they had a theme song for me, this would totally be mine...

Shikamaru: ...Why did they name the band Def Leppard?

Akamaru: Bark, bark. Barkkkk! (Translation: Are dogs allowed to have sugar?)

Mary sighed and pressed the smart ass button on the button pad, Shikamaru jumped up into the air and landed hard on the ground, he whimpered and looked over at the angry girl. She raised up a threatening finger and pointed it straight at Shikamaru, "Question not Def Leppard!", she warned and rummaged into the hat, pulling out a slip of paper, she opened it and smiled.

"What song is it?", Kiba asked, Akamaru was balanced on his head. Mary looked over at Akamaru and looked at his review.

"I didn't know dogs could write...and why is it written in barks?...nevermind, I shouldn't question it. But anyway, the song is Reckless Abandon by Blink 182", she murmered as she rummaged into her CD collection, pulling out a dusty CD, she blew the dust off and took out the cd, popping it into the player. She went to the song and pressed play. She waited for the song to end and said, "hand em' in!". She opened the first one and read carefully.

Shino: It kinda starts out crackly...

Kiba: Er, good song. It's like the theme song for Uzumaki Naruto.

Kankuro: Good song, kinda makes it sounds like their out of control

Chouji: Mmmm, sugar- I mean, er. Good song?

Jiraya: Hmm, kinda uneventful. I mean come on, I'm the sensei of Naruto, they know nothing about recklessness compared to me.

Shikamaru: It's a troublesome song, doesn't keep my attention and they talked to fast.

Mary sighed and looked at her bedside clock, it was about 5:00 pm, time had moved fast. "I don't think we have anymore songs to do today, so how about we get some food...sugar and watch reruns of Family Guy?", Mary suggested, they all nodded in agreement and got up, going down stairs to get some sugar, then watching old shows of Family Guy in Mary's room until 10:00 pm, when they all went to bed, and Jiraya still slept under his itchy blanket.

Finish Of Chapter 2

Okay everybody, with a total of 2 reviews and listening to a lot of Fleetwood Mac, I give you this. Reviews are always welcome...actually, their needed to keep this fanfic alive, so review away. If you flame maul you. Have a good night/day everyone.