The Laboratory.
Dalek 1: It is time!
Dalek 2: Are you ready to enter your casing?
Marine Dalek: Yesss!
Dalek 1: Commence integration of test subject with bonded polycarbide casing!
Dalek 2: I obey!
Noise of switches and some sort of haulage winch.
Marine Dalek: Wait! Is that my casing?
Dalek 1: Yes!
Marine Dalek: It is blingy gold!
Dalek 1: Correcccttt!
Marine Dalek: I cannot integrate with this abomination, a Marine Dalek casing should blend in with the colours of the ocean!
Dalek 1: All Daleks are to be sprayed Blingy Gold!
Dalek 2: It is The Emperor's order!
Marine Dalek: No I refuse to integrate, in that poncy looking shell!
Dalek 1: Proceed with the integration!
Dalek 2: I obey!
Marine Dalek: Noooo!
Door slides open.
Sulky Dalek: Stop! You will cease integration now!
Silence.
Dalek 1: Oh it is you! Had any buckets fall on you recently?
Pause.
Sulky Dalek: This process is unauthorised! There is no requirement for Marine Daleks! Only soldier Daleks are required!
Dalek 1: What are you going to do about it?
Sulky Dalek: I will report to The Emperor!
Dalek 2: The Emperor does not listen to you,
Sulky Dalek: We shall see!
The Lair Of The Emperor Dalek.
Davros: Chickens and eggs, you mean which came first?
Emperor Dalek: Correct! Have you guessed the nature of my problem?
Davros: I believe my colossal IQ has triumphed over your extremely poor attempts at being enigmatic and cryptic! Your problem is temporal in nature.
Emperor Dalek: You are correct, my Daleks are at the centre of a temporal paradox.
Davros: Well what is it?
Emperor Dalek: It is an impossible event that occurs through the interference of time travel, such as going back in time to kill your father before he met your…
Davros: (interrupts) I know what a temporal paradox is, just tell me what YOUR PROBLEM IS! You bulbous headed buffoon!
Emperor Dalek: You dare to call me a buffoon, with a head like a beach ball and you have effrontery to label me bulbous!
Daleks: Do Not Blaspheme! Do Not Blaspheme! Do Not Blaspheme!
Emperor Dalek: Shut up! I'm handling this, look at him with those darts in his head! He looks like… like… a trundling pincushion!
Davros: That glass bowl your sitting in makes you look like an exhibit in an aquarium!
Emperor Dalek: Oh really? And what was that stupid decoy thing you used on Necros supposed to be? You resembled a disembodied head mounted on a washing machine!
Davros: Are you going to keep this up all day or are you going to tell me what it is that you want me to help you with?
Emperor Dalek: Very well… In the middle of the twentieth century…
Doors slide open. The Sulky Dalek enters.
Emperor Dalek: WHAT?
Sulky Dalek: I do not understand…
Emperor Dalek: I'm talking! Make it quick!
Sulky Dalek: Unable to comply! Unable to comply!
Davros: He means REPORRRTTTTT!
Sulky Dalek: Laboratory reports unauthorised interference in Dalek processing!
Emperor Dalek: Unauthorised? I didn't order that!
Davros: Explain! I am interested…
Sulky Dalek: A mutant subject has been integrated into a Marine Dalek casing!
Emperor Dalek: I ordered the laboratory to make Blingy Gold Soldier Daleks! We do not have a need for Marine Daleks at this time!
Davros: They have always been underrepresented…
Emperor Dalek: Bring this Marine Dalek to me! And those responsible for its creation!
Daleks: We Obey!
Doors slide…
Emperor Dalek: Wait! You! The one who made the report!
Sulky Dalek: M-Me?
Emperor Dalek: Yes! You will remain here!
Sulky Dalek: I obey Emperor! Is over here okay?
Emperor Dalek: That will be fine…
Sulky Dalek: I could hover if you prefer!
Emperor Dalek No just remain where you are!
Sulky Dalek: Okay…
Davros: It seems Emperor that you do not appear to be in control.
Emperor Dalek: Shut it you!
Sulky Dalek: There is another problem Emperor!
Emperor Dalek: Very well…
Davros: (Interrupts) Report!
Emperor Dalek: No! I'll say it… REPORRRTTTT!
Pause.
Sulky Dalek: The Marine Dalek is refusing to enter its casing!
Davros: Would that be because the colour is Blingy Gold?
Sulky Dalek: You are correct!
Davros: (laughs)
Emperor Dalek: You find this amusing?
Davros: No I just laugh to clear my lungs! You were about to tell me of your problem.
Emperor Dalek: Oh yes, In the middle of the twentieth century…
Doors slide open.
Emperor Dalek: WAIT OUTSIDE! I WILL TELL YOU WHEN TO COME IN!
Dalek: But we have the Marine Dalek and those responsible for its conversion as per your instructions!
Emperor Dalek: Have them wait outside we are in a meeting!
Sulky Dalek: Emperor, am I part of this meeting?
Emperor Dalek: You are…
Sulky Dalek: Then… then… I am no longer aloonnneeee!
Emperor Dalek: Go and stand in the corner I will not tolerate any more interruptions! The rest of you WAIT OUTSIDE!
Daleks: We obey.
Klunking sound as the Daleks try to leave.
Dalek: You at the back moovvveee along the corridor!
Pause.
Another Dalek: This okay?
Klunking sounds as Daleks bang into each other…
Dalek: Nooo! Move further along….!
Pause.
Another Dalek: How about now?
Klunking sounds Daleks bang into each other again.
Dalek: Just a bit further! I'm nearly out!
Sulky Dalek: Alone again….Allooonnnneeee!
Davros: Tell me Emperor is it always like this?
Doors slide shut but there is a klunking sound as they hit a Dalek.
Dalek: I…Am…Stuck!
Emperor Dalek: Exterminate him!
Dalek death ray sound, and then the sound of the doors sliding shut.
Emperor Dalek: It's usually only Monday's!