The Holding Cell.
Doors slide open.
Grey Dalek 1: It is The Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: What are you doing in my store room? Explainnnn!
Grey Dalek 2: We have been detained.
Grey Dalek 1: By order of The Emperor! We have failed to obey an order!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: What order did you fail to obey?
Grey Dalek1: By not being spray painted Blingy Gold we have failed to comply with The Emperor's order!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: Serves you right then! Have you seen my shammy?
Grey Dalek 1: Negative! What is a shammy?
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: A cloth for cleaning windows, pass me that bucket!
Sound of a Sink plunger picking up a bucket, The Grey Dalek hooks it over The Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek's claw.
Grey Dalek 1: Do we not have slaves to clean windows?
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: Negative, they missed a spot and were all exterminated!
Doors slide open.
Grey Dalek 1: Wait!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: The answer is no!
Grey Dalek 2: But you do not know the question!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: You want me to spray paint you Blingy Gold ! The answer is Nooo!
Grey Dalek 1: Oh go on!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: It's more than my jobs worth! And I am far too busy!
Grey Dalek 2: The Emperor will decide to exterminate us!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: The Emperor may decide to spray paint you Blingy Gold instead!
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Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: Probably not though…
Grey Dalek 1: Just spray paint us quickly it will only take a couple of rills!
Grey Dalek 2: We will escape and say nothing to The Emperor!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: I have to wipe some windows, and then I may have to re-spray a Marine Dalek!
Grey Dalek 1: Explainnn!
Special tools Arclight Welding Dalek: And you think you're in deep Kruk! The Emperor may decide to exterminate The Marine Dalek but if he decides to keep it, The Marine Dalek will need a respray! You will remain here and locate the tin of aqua marine paint, it's in here somewhere. When I have completed the task of cleaning windows I will see about your respray!
Doors shut.
Grey Dalek 2: What is a Marine Dalek?
Grey Dalek 1: I can never keep up with these new fads!
The Lair Of The Emperor Dalek.
Emperor Dalek: …And so Davros that is why I asked you here!
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Emperor Dalek: Davros!
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Emperor Dalek: Davros! What is wrong with him?
Sulky Dalek: Either the darts in his head have killed him or…
Emperor Dalek: Or what?
Davros snores.
Sulky Dalek: Or he is asleep!
Emperor Dalek: Well wake him up! NOWWW!
Sulky Dalek: YOU WILL AWAKEN! YOU WILL AWAKEN! YOU WILL AWAKEN! YOU WILL AWAKEN! OH JUST WAKE UPPPPPP!
Davros: (yawns) My apologies I drifted off for a moment, were you saying anything interesting?
Emperor Dalek: In the middle of the twentieth century Earth, a Dalek fell to Ascension Island where it burned in a crater for three days before anyone could approach it… DON'T YOU DARE NOD OFF!
Davros: Sorry continue!
Emperor Dalek: It then passed through the hands of several collectors before falling into the hands of Geocomtek. They kept very accurate records including the Dalek's identifying barcode.
Davros: A Dalek fell through time what of it?
Emperor Dalek: This barcode has been assigned The Dalek is still here, all other Daleks alive or dead have been accounted for!
Davros: So… what happens to this Dalek? Why is it so important?
Emperor Dalek: We engaged the Time Lords in a war, a war that destroyed both sides, I survived! And now the Daleks survive through me! I am rebuilding our forces, when the time is right we shall strike again, I cannot afford any interference, after forty years of imprisonment, this Dalek meets The Doctor, it convinces our enemy that it is the last of its kind!
Davros: So you wish to keep The Doctor away…
Emperor Dalek: Correct!
Davros: You want me to build a time corridor in which you can send The Dalek back to the Twentieth Century… Correct?
Emperor Dalek: Correct! This Dalek bears a specific barcode, I have been priming and conditioning this Dalek to endure its isolation, forty years alone without orders!
Sulky Dalek: Do y-you mean me Emperor?
Emperor Dalek: Yes! I mean you! You will travel to the middle of the twentieth century, you will not engage in battle, simply allow yourself to be captured and await The Doctor's arrival, you will lose your mind, the years of isolation and the trauma of time travel will drive you mad! It usually makes me sick for days, but once The Doctor arrives you must break free and follow the prime directive!
Sulky Dalek: Understood!
Emperor Dalek: Go now with Davros, back to the laboratory, creating the Time Corridor is of the utmost priority for the survival of our race!
Sulky Dalek: I obey!
Davros: Wait! I have yet to agree to this!
Emperor Dalek: You do not wish to co-operate?
Davros: You know what I want!
Emperor Dalek: Very well, in that case you can play another game while you rethink your position! How about Wipeout?
Davros: No! Please! No more games! I will do as you ask!
Emperor Dalek: You will obey me?
Davros: (quietly) yes…
Emperor Dalek: Sorry… didn't catch that!
Davros: YES! I WILL OBEY!
Emperor Dalek: Excellent! Run along now!
Doors slide open, Sulky Dalek klunks into the Daleks still waiting outside.
Sulky Dalek: My passageway is blocked I cannot pass! My passageway is blocked I cannot pass! My passageway is blocked I cannot pass!
Emperor Dalek: (interrupts) USE THE OTHER DOOR!
Door slides shut.
Sulky Dalek: Okay! I just want you to know that I wont let you down!
Emperor Dalek: Good!
Sulky Dalek: That I am grateful to be selected for such an important mission!
Emperor Dalek: Excellent!
Sulky Dalek: And that whatever happens you can rely on me 100 percent!
Emperor Dalek: Fab! Now get going!
Sulky Dalek: I obey!
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Sulky Dalek: I wont let you down!
Emperor Dalek: OUT! NOW!
Door slides open and shut as the sulky Dalek and Davros leave.
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Emperor Dalek: And so to The Marine Dalek…Right you lot you can come in now!