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bunsdarien – The Professor and anyone would be gross. Can he even? Well, he has that weird kid in the comics, so I guess. Old bald men, ewwww…I'm digging the continued support though. Kudos from moi.

BlkDiamond – It actually took me awhile to figure out how to get even with Xavier. Hope this turns out alright.

BJ – You can't see it, but I'm so smiling right now. I'm glad you're enjoying what I write. I fell off the roof and broke my leg a few nights ago after a night of drunken revelry, so I'll be writing more for awhile. Continued reading is super-appreciated.

My anonymous readers:

While I love the fact that so many of you are enjoying this story (it's my most successful fic yet by far), I'd love it if more people left me comments. I don't bite, really. I did this one time, and it was because I was asked to do so. And I bit a dog once when I was little as vengeance because it bit me first. But other than that, you have no fears! So, when you get to the end of this chapter, I fully expect feedback from you guys.

Chapter 4 – Vengeance Part 2

Sinister tessed into Xavier's office with an angry scowl. "I want an explanation for this nonsense!"

Xavier bore an equally ferocious look. "Me, explain? After what you are doing to the Lebeaus' marriage, I would think you'd be the one needing to explain!"

"What I am doing? The affair is not my fault, is it?" Sinister said, remembering his daughter told him about how she'd slept with the older man, then wincing.

"Oh, I guess it just happened?" Xavier said, referring to Remy's revelation that Sinister was seducing him and Liz's catching them together.

"After our failed scheme to break them up, were you unable to control yourself? You just HAD to involve yourself with Liz!" Essex replied, referring yet again to the affair.

Xavier glared at him. "I suppose I was just supposed to sit by and do nothing when she ASKED me to -"

"Asked? How dare you even say such a thing about my Liz! She would do no such thing, she loves Remy!" Essex said, defending Liz's honor. "You should be ashamed of yourself for not putting that above your own need to…" His face contorted with disgust.

"Shame? How can you speak of shame after what you've done to Remy!" Xavier said, referring to Remy's complaints that Essex was seducing him.

Essex thought Xavier was referring to his past history as Remy's torturer. "How is my past any part of this? Did it make you 'interfere' with my daughter?" The thought of Liz and Xavier sexually involved infuriated him.

Xavier was getting more and more pissed off. "I will 'interfere' every time Liz asks for it. She was practically begging yesterday!" Xavier yelled back at him as he thought, 'Why is Essex so mad I gave Liz marriage counseling?' He focused back on the argument. "It's no less than I would do for any of my students if they needed it!"

"What? How many of his students is he involved with?" Sinister walked backwards. "You are disgusting. I hope you enjoyed your marvelous romp with my daughter because it will not happen again!"

"Romp?" The Professor said.

"SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?" Sinister said, elaborating.

Xavier jumped and gaped. "What?" Angered by the accusation, he quickly shot back. "The only intercourse I know of is which you've been having with Remy! Not only is he married, he is married to –"

"LIZ!"

They yelled it in unison as they realized what was going on.

Logan, standing outside in the hallway, chuckled and walked in. "Well, that was my signal. This is from Remy." He said, handing Xavier a letter. Xavier opened and read it.

Dear Professor and Essex,

Vengeance is sweet, non?

Remy Lebeau

P.S. – Right now, Liz and I are probably having sex on the beach somewhere. We'll be back on Monday.

"So, you aren't seducing Remy?" Xavier said.

Sinister tilted his head and frowned. "That is a disgusting thought. Did you have sex with Liz?"

"Heavens no!" Xavier exclaimed. "She came to me for advice about Remy's need to be dominated….not true?"

Sinister sat down. "I do not even want to know."

"I told you she evil, did I not?" Xavier said. "This is far beyond Remy's planning capabilities. Remy is very witty, but this type of wicked conspiracy screams 'ESSEX' quite loudly. Really, what normal person orchestrates something like this?"

"Liz is a little too brilliant to be normal." Sinister said, displeased by the situation but secretly proud of his daughter for the delicate manner in which she took advantage of them. "She exploited our subconscious doubts with theatrics and misconstrued facts."

Xavier nodded. "And did so using facts that we'd confuse." Frowning as he looked down. "Remy helped her, proving my worst fears to be correct. Liz has drawn Remy into the darkness of her immoral existence. No offense, Nathaniel."

"Now why on earth would I take offense to that?" Essex said, crossing his arms.

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Meanwhile, Liz playfully splashed Remy, wrestling in the shallow water on a beach. "Remy!" She squealed as he tickled her and dunked her, then lost track of her as she swam away from him.

"Chere?" Remy called out, looking around. "Chere!" Liz was nuzzling his groin, still underwater. "Aren't you a little frisky?" She came up for air and smiled at him.

"Remy?" Liz said as Remy pulled her onto the beach then sat down next to her, the water splashing around them.

"Oui?"

She smiled slyly. "Last one undressed has to go on bottom!" Remy laughed as she giggled and quickly stripped.

"Remy take his time, he t'inks he want t'lose dis race! 'Sides, Remy almost always goes on top!" He put his hands on her sides as she started to kiss him. "Y't'ink dis be da weekend?"

"I hope so." Liz said playfully. "I'm tired of all this sex. I want a baby!"

Remy smirked at the girl sitting on him and tickled her sides again. "Dat all y'keep Remy around for?"

"Maybe." She said, rolling over onto her back. "Fertilization, Cajun cooking, and those sexy eyes of yours." Remy batted his lashes at her playfully and fell back as she lunged at him hungrily.

"Calm down, Lizzzy, dere's plenty o'da red-eyed demon f'ya!" He said.

Liz pulled his swim trunks down and started snickering. "Would you like to rephrase that?"

"Non." Remy said. "Don' matter, Remy got y'covered bot' ways, y'sexy lil' pervert."

Next Chapter: Liz needs Daddy's help, Remy gets a strange burn, and Sinister's boss comes by for a visit.

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I've been considering making my next story a parody of the Wizard of Oz (the movie, not the book), in which Remy gets knocked unconscious and goes to look for his biological parents in Oz. Thoughts?