Authors note: -
Okay just to recap, The Grey Daleks are now in Blingy Gold casings, but I'm still calling them The Grey Daleks.
Daleks 1 and 2 who were responsible for creating The Marine Dalek, are now inside The Grey Daleks old casings, they are still called Dalek 1 and 2.
No names have been changed or altered in this story; the innocent will NOT be protected!
A Corridor.
Alarms going off in the background.
Grey Dalek 1: Quick we must keep moving!
Klunk as the Daleks bang into each other.
Grey Dalek 1: Can't you steer that thing straight?
Grey Dalek 2: The controls are slightly different!
Klunking sound again.
Grey Dalek 1: You will need to re-sit your test!
Grey Dalek 2: Daleks approaching!
Daleks can be heard in the distance chanting "Seek Locate! Seek Locate! Seek Locate!"
Grey Dalek 1: It's all over; we will be located and exterminated!
Grey Dalek 2: I just want you to know… I…I have always loved you!
Pause
Grey Dalek 2: Well? Say something! SPEEEAAAAK!
Grey Dalek 1: Kill me now!
Daleks appear at the end of the corridor.
Other Daleks: DO NOT MOVE! DO NOT MOVE! DO NOT MOOOVVVVEEEE!
Pause
Other Daleks: YOU ARE PRISONERS OF THE DALEKS!
Pause
Grey Dalek 1: You are supposed to finish by saying do not move in a conclusive tone!
Grey Dalek 2: Like this! DO NOT MMMOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!
Grey Dalek 1: Like that!
Grey Dalek 2: Do you want to try againnn?
OTHER DALEK: (just one of them) YOU WILL REMAIN SILENT! YOU ARE PRISONERS YOU DO NOT GIVE ORDERS!
Other Dalek 2: You will remain here for positive identification from The Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek!
Other Dalek 3: IF YOU MOVE YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!
The Laboratory.
Dalek 1: Downgrade has been completed!
Dalek 2: I CANNOT MOOOVVVEEEE!
Dalek 1: Explaiiinnn!
Dalek 2: These Grey casings are smaller!
Dalek 1: I said you put on weight! You will just have to breathe in!
Dalek 2: What do we do now?
Dalek 1: We must destroy our empty Blingy Gold casings! We shall tell The Emperor that we located the rogue Daleks and exterminated them!
Dalek 2: There are a million flaws with that plan!
Dalek 1: EXXTERMINAAATTTEEEE!
Dalek death ray sound followed by explosion.
Dalek 2: That was mine!
The corridor.
Other Dalek: The Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek is approaching!
Other Dalek 2: The Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek will identify the rogue Daleks…
Other Daleks: (Together) AND THEN YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATTTEEEEDDDD!
Grey Dalek 1: Daleks do not fear death!
Grey Dalek 2: Can we hold plungers?
Pause
Grey Dalek 1: Okay.
Sucking sound as plungers join.
The Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek arrives.
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek reporting for duty!
Other Dalek: You will make positive identification on these rogue Daleks!
Pause
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: Unable to comply…
Other Dalek: Exxpppllaaiiinnnn!
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: The barcodes on these Daleks do not match those of The Blingy Gold Daleks that were in my storeroom!
Emperor Dalek: (over tannoy) ALL DALEKS TO THE MAIN LABORATORY! SENSORS DETECT WEAPONS FIRED IN MAIN LABORATORY! ALL DALEKS TO THE MAIN LABORATORY!
Other Daleks: Seek Locate! Seek Locate! Seek Locate! (fades away as they move off.)
Plunger sucking sound as The Grey Daleks pull away from each other.
Grey Dalek 1: That was close!
Grey Dalek 2: We must go to The Laboratory, try and blend in!
Grey Dalek 1: Correeccctttt!
Klunking sound
Grey Dalek 1: AND STOP TRYING TO FEEL MY BUMPS!
Grey Dalek 2: Honestly, It's the controlsss!
The Laboratory.
Dalek 1: Daleks approaching!
Dalek 2: We must escape!
Klunking sound.
Dalek 2: Sorry, it's the controlsss!
Doors slide open, Other Daleks and Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek enter.
Other Daleks: DO NOT MOVE! DO NOT MOVE! DO NOT MOOOVVVVEEEE!
Other Dalek 2: YOU ARE PRISONERS OF THE DALEKS!
Other Dalek 3: I wanted to say that!
Other Dalek: You say the next bit!
Other Dalek 3: What bit is that?
Other Dalek 2: DO NOT MMMOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!
Other Dalek 3: That was my line!
Other Dalek 2: Too late bitch! Use it or lose it!
Other Dalek 3: Oh is that how it is?
Other Dalek: SILENCE!
Pause
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: These are the Grey Daleks!
Other Dalek: Correccttt!
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: I am confused!
Other Dalek 3: Explaiinnnnn!
Other Dalek: That was my line!
Other Dalek 3: Well apparently it's use it or lose it round here!
Other Dalek: I will deal with you later! Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek you will explain!
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: The Grey Daleks re-sprayed themselves Blingy Gold, the barcodes on those destroyed Blingy Gold Daleks match those on the casings of The Daleks we were seeking!
Other Dalek: The prisoners will explain!
Dalek 2: Look what you have done now!
Dalek 1: Silence! I will explain!
Dalek 2: This had better be good!
Dalek 1: The Grey Daleks disabled our mobility sensors, and stole our casings!
Pause
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: Where is the Aquamarine paint?
Dalek 2: er… The Grey Daleks hid it!
Other Dalek: Why are you wearing their old casings? The Emperor's orders are that all Daleks should be Blingy Gold!
Dalek 1: There are no other casings! We had no option! We pursued the rogue Daleks in an attempt to retrieve the paint and… and…
Dalek 2: And they chose to die rather than reveal its location!
Pause
Other Dalek: What do you think?
Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek: It's a bucket of kruk! Take them to the Emperor!
Other Dalek: You will be taken to the Emperor for judgement! MOVVEEEE!
Dalek 1: Well it was nice knowing you!
Klunk!
Dalek 1: And look where your going!