The Emperor's pool.
Sounds of water lapping.
Doors slide open and shut. Other Dalek and Other Dalek 1, enter.
Other Dalek: You will accompany us !
Marine Dalek: To where?
Other Dalek 2: The Emperor Dalek requires your presence!
Marine Dalek: Leave me alone surface Daleks, I no longer trust your words, I wish to remain here with nothing but the soft gentle lapping of water for company!
Other Dalek: It is The Emperor's order! You must obey!
Marine Dalek: Where is The Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek? I was informed that he was to spray paint me Aquamarine!
Other Dalek 2: The Special Tools Arclight Welding Dalek is with The Emperor!
Marine Dalek: I no longer trust the words of surface Daleks!
Other Dalek: Wait! Who informed you?
Marine Dalek: Two surface Daleks! They had the Aquamarine paint, and they were grey!
Other Dalek: The Grey Daleks came to you with the paint?
Marine Dalek: And then they took it away! Flaunting their Greyness before me! Why? Why must I be Blingy Gold whilst these surface Daleks are allowed to remain Grey?
Other Dalek: Tell me exactly what happened!
The Corridor
Other Dalek 3: Move along the corridor!
Klunk!
Grey Dalek 2: Watch where you are going! Inferior Grey Machine!
Dalek 2: Me? That was you? And drop the pretence we know you are the real Grey Daleks!
Grey Dalek 1: You are inferior Grey and we are superior Blingy Gold anybody can see that!
Klunk!
Other Dalek 3: Moovvveee!
Dalek 1: You swapped your casings and hid the paint! Then you pretended to find it!
Grey Dalek 1: Assuming that's true…
Grey Dalek 2: And it's not!
Dalek 2: Yes it is!
Grey Dalek 1: Assuming… Then why would two superior Blingy Gold Daleks seek to downgrade themselves by putting themselves in the discarded Grey armour, and destroying their own superior Blingy Gold casings?
Grey Dalek 2: Yes! That took a special degree of insanity!
Grey Dalek 1: Have you ever considered Special Weapons Dalek training?
Other Dalek 3: They are very under represented at the moment!
Grey Dalek 2: And need all the nutters they can get!
Klunk! Klunk! Klunk!
Other Dalek 3: Keep Moving!… please!
Dalek 1: What did you say?
Grey Dalek 2: I called you a nutter!…. Nutter!
Dalek 1: Come here and say that!
Grey Dalek 2: Okay! I will!
Klunk!
Grey Dalek 2: Excuse me!
Grey Dalek 1: This is not a good idea!
Other Dalek 3: Keep moving or I have orders to exterminate you!
Grey Daleks 1 and 2 and Daleks 1 and 2: SHUT IT BITCH!
Pause
Other Dalek 3: Okay, I'll just be over here!
Klunk!
Grey Dalek 2: Move it Grey trash!
Dalek 2: What did you say?
Grey Dalek 2: Let us recap shall we? I called this piece of Grey trash a nutter, and now I'm calling you Grey trash, Grey trash! Now get out of my way!
Dalek 2: Make me!
Dalek 1: Let him come here if he's got the bumps!
Grey Dalek 2: Are you saying that I am afraid?
Dalek 1: Come on then!
Grey Dalek 2: Yeah?
Dalek 1: Yeah!
Grey Dalek 2: Oh yeah?
Dalek 1: Yeah!
Klunk!
Dalek 2: Bang into me one more time bitch and that will be your lot!
Grey Dalek 2: I don't need to, inferior Grey trash observe!
Grey Dalek 1: No! Don't try it you can't even drive straight!
Grey Dalek 2: ELEVATTTEEEE!
Dalek elevating sound !
Grey Dalek 1: Stop! Your going to…
Smashing sound as Grey Dalek 2 hits the ceiling.
Grey Dalek 2: Out of control! Out of control! Out of control! Emergencyyyy!
Klunk!
Grey Dalek 1: Get down now!
Grey Dalek 2: I CAN'T! Out of controllllll!
Klunk!
Doors open and close. The Auxiliary Dalek enters the corridor.
Auxiliary Dalek: Auxiliary Dalek entering corridor… What is going on?
Grey Dalek 2: Out of control! Out of control! Out of control! Emergency! Emergency! Emergencyyyy!
Klunk!
Auxiliary Dalek: Listen to me don't panic! Look at your control panel, can you see a red lever?
Grey Dalek 2: I think so… yesss!
Auxiliary Dalek: Okay pull that!
Grey Dalek 2: Pulling red lever!
Roaring engine sound.
Grey Dalek 2: Aaaaggggghhhhhhhhh! (voice fades)
Klunk sound in the distance!
Auxiliary Dalek: NO THAT'S ORANGE! ORANGE IS REVERSE THRUST!
Other Dalek 3: Can you talk him down?
Auxiliary Dalek: I will try!
Other Dalek 3: The rest of you move now! AND DON'T GIVE ME ANY MORE KRUK ABOUT IT! Okay? I have my orders!
Dalek 1: We cannot move!
Klunk!
Other Dalek 3: Explain!
Dalek 1: Daleks are escorting The Marine Dalek from the other end of the corridor!
Dalek 2: The corridor is blocked!
Other Dalek: You will move! We have orders to escort The Marine Dalek to the Emperor!
Other Dalek 3: Well I have orders to escort these Daleks to detention!
Other Dalek: On your own?
Other Dalek 3: Don't get me started! Those are my orders!
Other Dalek: Then you will all have to elevate and allow us to pass!
Other Dalek 3: NO! BAD IDEA! Can't you lot elevate instead?
Marine Dalek: Marine Daleks do not elevate! We swim!
Pause
(From the other end of the corridor) Klunking sounds,
Auxiliary Dalek can be heard saying, "No! the green switch is only to be flicked after you pull the blue lever!" Another klunking sound.
Other Dalek: What is going on down there?
Other Dalek 3: One of the prisoners has elevated and now he can't get down!
Other Dalek: Hmmm… He is Blingy Gold! He is trying to escape! HE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!
Other Dalek 2: How convenient!
Grey Dalek 1: You will have to get through me first!
Other Dalek: That will not be a problem!
Other Dalek 2: Remember you are on your own in this!
Other Dalek: EXTERMINATE!
Extermination sound effect followed by an explosion.
Grey Dalek 1: Not quick enough!
Dalek 1: That almost hit me!
Other Dalek 2: Well it appears I have been promoted!
Grey Dalek 1: Unless you want to be next move back up the corridor and allow us to pass!
Other Dalek 2: The Emperor shall know of this!
Grey Dalek 1: Am I supposed to give a kruk? MOVVEEEE!
Klunk!
Other Dalek 2: Make me!
Dalek 2: Ooohhh! Smell the testosterone!
There is a whooshing engine sound getting louder, Grey Dalek 2 still elevated, has found forward thrust.
Grey Dalek 2: Aaaaggghhhhhhh! (gets louder)
Auxiliary Dalek: (chasing after) BRAKE! BRAKE!
Skidding noise.
Grey Dalek 2: I'm starting to enjoy this now! Anything interesting happen while I was gone?