Rolf: "The baking temperature of this vat of irrigation brings soothing to Rolf's boil."
Nazz: "What boil? I don't see anything."
Rolf: "It is not in a place Rolf flaunts to the entirety of this world she-who-wreaks-havok-on-mannish-youth."
Nazz: "I shouldn't have asked, dude." (Disturbed)
Kevin: "Rolf, keep it personal comrade."
Jonny: "Boy Plank, if I were you I'd be jealous right now! Whatya' you mean, "Why can't I join you?" You'd warp to the size of an oak!"
Jimmy: "I feel as strong as a bamboo reed! Warm water is the paramount chiropractor!"
Nazz: "If we're going keep ourselves fresh, we'd better get this filter going."
Nazz pushed a button that said, "Filter" and the hot tub started to become a tense whirlpool. The kids clung to the wooden sides, and began to yell. Meanwhile, Eddy was counting his earnings.
Eddy: "25, 50, 75-!"
Edd: "Do you hear something?"
Ed: "IT IS THE MOAN OF A BANSHEE FROM THE SPLEEN OF SATAN!"
Edd: "Someone must have turned on the filter eddy, Eddy!"
Eddy: "Don't repeat yourself sock-head."
Edd: "An eddy is a current quite similar to a whirlpool."
Eddy: "That confusing or what?"
Edd: "I'd better turn it off!"
Edd pressed a button. Nothing happened. He pressed it frantically.
Edd: "It's jammed!"
The pipes on the outside of the tub grew large.
Edd: "Something is stuck in the filter!"
Edd tries to pull something out of it. After he pulls it out, it turns out one of the articles wedged in the filter is Jimmy's swim trunks. Edd's eyes shoot open, realizing that the stuck objects are everybody's swimwear apparently stripped off by the ferocious whirlpool. Soon the lump in the pipe becomes too big, and the hot tub explodes. The kid's clothing is seen rocketing up along with Jimmy who alone was still wearing it, only to land in a branchy tree.
Jimmy: "Someone! Help me! I feel like a side of beef!"
Scene view shifts to The Ed's soaked and looking towards the area of destruction, having almost forgotten that no one had clothes on, other than Sarah and Nazz. Everyone (except Nazz and Sarah) was using their arms and hands to cover themselves, incredibly embarrassed. Nazz seemed frantic at this unsightly scene. Rolf merely walks up to the Ed's, soaked to the skin in hot water, but still shivering. He isn't doing the least to cover his now bare self.
Rolf: "Rolf demands his assets back in his pockets in the branches of the trees!"
Edd: "Please Rolf, our culture has laws against personal exposure!"
Jimmy: "My eyes! I'm blind!"
Nazz: "Someone get them clothes, I can't walk around with my eyes closed!"
Jonny: "Plank says, "Quit whining!"
Sarah: "Eddy you idiot! Don't just stand there; this is all your guys fault!"
Eddy: "Why's everybody's problems always OUR fault? We can't help it if someone hits a button that sucks everything down the drain!"
Nazz: "Wait! Double D! Don't your parents send you sticky notes or something like that?"
Edd: "Um, yes, but it's clearly off topic at the moment!"
Nazz: "Those notes can cover them! Let them borrow some please! I can't stand around in the middle of all this!"
Edd: "But? I, wait STOP! AHHHHH!"
Everyone rushed Edd, knocking him flat as everyone stole his sticky notes, which were now covering themselves. It looked like some kind of abnormal fashion show. Edd got up, very disturbed.
Edd: "(Gasp!) I… I was just frisked by a group of the clothing challenged!"
The kids began to walk away when Ed said randomly.
Ed: "Uh Double D? Are you supposed to see Uranus right now? Oh, wait it's a full moon. I AM TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF!"
Edd: "I must say those were some rather unwelcome puns, Ed..."
The kids, turned and blushed, seeing that they forgot to cover their backsides. They felt through Edd's pockets and covered themselves with another set of sticky notes, marching off, with Eddy's quarter jar.
Eddy: "Ahhh! Why me! Can't anything good happen to me today!"
Edd: "Well I believe I've suffered enough mortifying, and unsettling feelings today. I believe I'll be taking the rest of the day off."
Ed: "I must please the almighty Baron-O'-Beef-Dip! His hunger never sleeps!"
Eddy: "You're still falling for that…? Hey, wait! What am I suppose to do?
Ed and Edd walk off home, leaving a malcontent Eddy behind.
Eddy: "How can a guy pull off a scam all on his lonesome? I'd need 50 times the manpower, speed, and brains…"
Eddy's look of distress turned to vicious happiness as if someone flicked a light switch in his brain.
Eddy: "Well, I at least know how to get the first two!"
Eddy walked off, rubbing his hands together in delight…
