The following afternoon, there was a large arena constructed in Eddy's yard. It had a large vertical disk, with arm and leg manacles. And plenty of heavy objects, as well as several targets, and some enormous targets.

Eddy: "Come see the greatest stunt show on Earth! See me, the star, perform death defying acts of aerobatics, and admission is only a small entry fee of 25 cents!"

Kevin: "Man he's desperate! Ha ha ha hah! Doing something without the dorking-duo. I'll pay to see you clobber yourself any day."

Rolf: "This should be better than massaging Nana's big toe."

After everyone was gathered into the stadium, Eddy moved up to a microphone.

Eddy: "Welcome! I'm happy to present some feats that have never before been seen by the average human eye! I would like to demonstrate a warm up."

Rolf: "Rolf has seen the inglenook illumination many a time before puff-his-own-horn-Ed-boy! Permit Rolf to witness a manifestation!"

Jonny: "What's an inglenook Plank?"

Eddy: "I see you don't realize the substancialness of my performance, but you'll see. First, the speed test. Keep a sharp eye now!"

Eddy disappeared with a flash, and started reappearing in different spots, everyone but Kevin seemed in an awed alert.

Jimmy: "Blundering bumblebees! He's moving so fast I can't see him!"

Sarah: "Huh?"

Nazz: "How can anybody move that fast!"

Jonny: "Plank says he can't believe his eyes!"

Kevin: "Gimme a break! The other dorks are there, the twerps just tricking us with mirrors and projectors n' stuff."

Eddy had gone to a standstill after hearing these words; he then teleported right in the seat above Kevin.

Eddy: "You know what they say Kev, the hand is quicker than the eye!"

Eddy had swiped Kevin's bag of popcorn right from under his nose, with his immense speed, and dumped it on his head.

Kevin: "What the! (murmur)?"

Eddy reappeared by the microphone again.

Eddy: "Now that you've seen my speed, how about my strength? Let's try this beat up old set of wheels!"

Eddy motioned to a ruined car apparently picked up from the junkyard. He picked it up with his one hand effortlessly; to add insult to injury, he closed his eyes and yawned while covering his mouth with his free hand. Then he threw it into the air, flew up and punched it once, smashing it to pieces. The kids gasped. Kevin just put his hands forward with his palms facing upward .

Kevin: "It's just wires, Dorky couldn't lift the door of that thing."

Eddy: "Now how's about a taste of a little thing I call ki. You can call it energy for short. With it, I can accuratively fire beams of the stuff out of my hands. I'll need a volunteer for this one. Who's up?"

Rolf immediately stood up and walked up to the stage.

Rolf: "Please, do quell Rolf's lust of thrill and back hair raising!"

Eddy: "Okay, just latch yourself in there, and hold still."

Eddy motioned to the vertical disk with the manacles, and Rolf let himself in. Eddy slowly spun the disk, and stepped far back. He pointed both fingers forward and began releasing small beams of green energy at the disk, being careful not to hit Rolf in the process. Every one of he beams passed close to Rolf, but never struck him. A small amount of smoke was filling the room from the beams as they hit the disk.

Jimmy: "How barbaric!"

Jonny: "Eddy's like a loose cyclone of zest!"

Eddy finished with an energy beam that landed no more than a centimeter shy of hitting Rolf "below the belt". Rolf had a look of petrified horror on his face.

Rolf: "Rolf believes he has soiled himself."

The disk Rolf was on fell forward and crushed him beneath it.

Rolf: "The son of a shepherd."

The kids look frantic, except of course Kevin. Eddy began to laugh manically as he bombarded every one of his targets with energy of all sizes. After he finished with his targets, he begins to shoot at random things.

Jonny: "HOLY SCHMOLLY!"

Eventually, Kevin appeared to have taken all he can stand. He finally leaped up from his seat to face the kids, and freaked at what he considers their gullibility.

Kevin: "C'mon people! These are all special effects! I'll prove it! It's all a light show! Anyone in Hollywood could recreate this cheap trick! I mean, what's he gonna do next, pull a rabbit out of that empty jug he calls a head!"

The kids paid little if any attention to him, but stood enraptured by Eddy's insane whirl of destruction.

Kevin: "Am I even getting through to you guys!"

Suddenly from out of nowhere, one of Eddy's random energy beams bull's-eyes Kevin's hat, leaving a smoking hole. Kevin took his hat off to inspect it, and noticed the hole that just barely missed the top of his head. Kevin's expression turned to the horror of realization that the energy beam was real. His eyes went to a wide state, and began walking backwards out of the arena.

Kevin: "He's no dork! He's a freak, a freak! Every man for himself! He'll slaughter us all!"

Rolf crawled out of his trapped state, and began to run the same as Kevin.

Rolf: "MAMA! THE FIRST OF THE THREE ED-BOYS OF THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME FOR ROLF!"

Eddy: "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The panicked condition of Kevin and Rolf quickly spread like a cold. But before anyone else could leave, Eddy mistakenly struck one of the supports to his arena. Like a circus tent, the top of the arena was made with makeshift canvas sewn together, patched. The entire thing collapsed like a deflated balloon on top of everyone. After the descent was finished, the kids trapped beneath the tent structure began to mutter as they struggled to free themselves. Eddy, who realized his perfect scam had gone belly-up like the others, ripped his way easily through the tent, but since the other kids weren't as strong as him, they remained stuck as if to flypaper. Eddy quickly retrieved his jar of earnings and flew off before he got an earful from somebody.