Eddy closed the sliding back door to his bedroom. He set the money jar on his dresser, and began to reflect on what had happened. He talked to himself as he looked at his face in the mirror.

Eddy: "What did I do to deserve this? It's not like this happens to every business guy. I mean look at you're Bro' Eddy, he's always been up to snuff to pull off a scam. Oh no! What if the Levis for my folks scamming knack skipped me!"

Edd: "Genes Eddy, not Levis."

Eddy: "Same thing. WHAT THE?"

Ed and Edd were standing in Eddy's doorway. Edd at least had a sour look on his face.

Edd: "Oh, what calamity occurred Eddy that made you resort to using your powers? Did the Kanker sisters become a force of unsounded chaos?"

The sarcasm in Edd's voice was noticeable enough for even Ed to detect.

Eddy: "A plane crashed in the woods! What did you expect me to do let'm burn!"

Edd: "Drop the charade Eddy; you should know I can see right through your reprobate attempt to gain affluence and authority."

Eddy: "So what if I wet my whistle a little bit? It's not like you guys haven't thought of it! Especially Mr. Dense here, huh Ed?

Eddy motioned to Ed who had his usual zoned appearance.

Ed: "Ol' McDonald had a sponge, G-R-A-V-Y."

Edd: "I'm afraid that though tempted, we have a duty to keep ourselves from abusing our talents. Not to mention stopping chaos, not causing it! You've exposed yourself to them, and given the neighborhood enough for them to jump to the conclusion that you're some kind of depraved maniac bent on destroying civilization as they know it!"

Eddy: "Hey, with great power come great reasons to live it up Double Drip!"

Edd: "I'm sorry Eddy, but your impudent use of power has leaded me to only one decision! I'm contacting J-Dude to exclude you from this years training."

Eddy made a gasp, and tried to convince him otherwise while profusely sweating.

Eddy: "Uh, you know what they say Double D, loose lips sink ships. You don't want you're old pal deprived of his training do ya'?"

Eddy tried his best to put on the pout lips feeble look. Edd opened his mouth to reply, but let it hang open as he stared through Eddy's window.

Edd: "Eh, de, duh, de, dy, dy!"

Eddy: "What?"

Before any answer could be given, Eddy's sliding door was knocked to the floor. The kids all had hockey sticks and baseball bats with them. Kevin stepped through, brandishing his bat.

Kevin: "Get ready to bite the dust you hat killing little imp of a dork!"

Eddy: "Hey, the door slides open! You're gonna pay for that you know!"

Rolf immediately shoved his way to the front of the mob, holding a large, and apparently stale baguette.

Rolf: "In deuces! Rolf's vanquishing will be swift iniquity-Ed-boy! And Rolf shall smite all that harbor him!"

Edd: "With a stale breadstick?"

Rolf: "Oh, but this is no ordinary breadstick yes? Rolf has festooned this almighty product of dairy with demon subjugating garlic!"

Kevin: "I think that's vampires' dude."

Rolf: "Do not misjudge the power of the extraordinary condiment Kevin, as Rolf's experience in this field is as abundant as the toadstools that sprout from Papa's nasal passage. AWAY WITH YOU DOER OF UNSPEAKABLE DEEDS!"

Rolf cracked his baguette on Eddy's head, of course with no effect. But as soon as the other kids tried to rush them in a surrounding fashion, they were all blown to the opposite side of Eddy's room as Eddy released his transformation of Super Saiyan, sending a large energy wave outward, of course leaving a large mess. In the confusion, Eddy grabbed Ed and Edd by the arm and ran out of the room. The kids quickly got up and followed. They ran until they reached the densest part of the woods, (the woods are on the edge of the playground). Soon the trees were so thick that continuing was impossible. Rolf once again walked to the front looking triumphant.

Rolf: "Behold, as the powers of the spice show the true form of the wicked Ed-boy!"

Rolf pointed out the details of Eddy's transformation.

Jimmy: "Look at the evil glare of its eyes! Like a shark's eyes!"

Rolf: "And the golden snakes that sprout from its head! Be watchful as it may envenom your fingernail!"

Nazz: "Uh Rolf, I think that's his hair."

Rolf: "Do not chew the lard with Rolf as if he is a know-nothing Herb-scented-tresses-Nazz-girl! We must drive this slice of red meat into the heart of the creature!"

Rolf held up a greasy piece of meat.

Kevin: "You mean a steak, right?"

Rolf: "Is this not how you call it, a steak?"

Kevin: "Wrong kind of steak dude."

Edd, who had had enough superstitious babble, stepped forward to talk some sense into the others.

Edd: "This has gone far enough! What has Eddy done to cause you all to hastily jump to such irrational conclusions! Just because Eddy apparently has special talents doesn't merit such primitive, primeval, barbaric, and above all murderous behavior! In all my life I have in no way seen such a display! You should all be ashamed of yourselves! Express your regret and we'll happily accept."

Kevin: "I'm not falling for it! Let's tear'em apart."

Eddy: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!"

Eddy turned around and shot a ball of energy at the impassible wall of branches, creating a sizeable gap in the foliage. They continued to run through the new path until they hid on the top of a tree, and watched as the kids ran passed, missing them completely.

Eddy: "That was close."

Ed: "I smell, therefore the sales price on week-old bagels is half-off."

Edd: "Speaking of odors, do you smell the scent of smoldering timber?"

Eddy: "A quarter says Rolf's using Plank as a torch! Heh heh heh!"

Ed: "I would not spend a talking quarter if I were me Eddy.

Edd: "Look, a trail of smoke!"

Ed: "To quote Eddy: (Puts on his best Eddy impression) "Let's check it out Double Dim-wit!"

Ed steps forward, and falls out of the tree.

Ed: "Eddy I'm coming!" (Slam) "I'm okay."

Edd: "Not very flattering are you Eddy?"