Ed: "This reminds me of "Return of the Robot's Mother in Law from Devir IV", where the three unsuspecting teenagers get zapped by lasers until there is nothing left but three leaky pieces of meat!"
Edd: "Ed…does what you remember from B-rated horror films HAVE to have impeccable similarities to our current circumstances?"
Suddenly there was a groaning sound, and Ed hugged Edd for protection, cowering. Then Ed picked Edd up and brought him forward towards the noise.
Ed: "TAKE HIM AS A SACRIFICE MECHANICAL BLIGHT OF BADNESS! HAVE PITY ON OUR SADSACK LIVES!"
Edd: "Ed, put me down."
But then a figure crawled out from the wreckage, and collapsed in front of them, unconscious. The figure is Jason, who has seemingly survived his dilemma.
Edd: "Dear me! He must be a victim of an orbital accident!"
Eddy: "An Oreo's what?"
Edd: "This craft is an escape pod, apparently originated from a space station called the Perseverance, at least by the name on whatever is left of the fuselage. But the strange thing is, these pods have been tested by A.S.S.A. so the odds of it landing in such a way are highly unlikely."
Eddy: "Uh, hate to interrupt your psycho-chatter sock-head, but this guy needs a hospital."
Edd: "I'm afraid we can't Eddy. Who's going to believe we found him inside a crashed spacecraft? My word, wasn't your excuse for using your power to save someone from a crashed air/space craft?"
Eddy: "Uh, yeah. See, I told you."
Edd: "Captivatingly interesting! Perhaps you've gained some kind of Foresight Eddy!"
Eddy: "Huh?"
Ed: "Double D thinks you can see into the future!"
Ed said this in a very dramatic tone.
Edd: "Your vocabulary for the extraordinary is expansive isn't it Ed?"
Ed: "Like a yolk on your bunions, huh Double D?
Eddy: "Hey wait! We can get this guy fixed up at Dende's pad!"
Edd: "Good thinking Eddy! Shall you do the honors?"
Eddy: "Sure, just hold on."
Eddy grabbed Jason, and Ed and Edd held on to him.
Eddy: "Instant Transmission away!"
Ed: "Oh goody!"
Eddy put 2 fingers up to his forehead, and they all zapped to Kami's Lookout.
The Ed's and their subdued acquaintance landed on Kami's Lookout, where the still youthful Mr. Popo greeted them with haste.
Mr. Popo: "Good heavens! I heard about this situation, but I expected more than one survivor."
Edd: "No need to be worried Mr. Popo. There was only one passenger to begin with. I expected this to be one of Eddy's get rich quick schemes, but it would appear that he has developed a sixth sense."
Mr. Popo: "Do you mean to say that he can see spirits?"
Edd: "Actually I meant he appears to be capable of seeing into the yet to come, or it might just have been luck."
Mr. Popo: "Pardon my misunderstanding. You see, I tend to enjoy watching classic motion pictures in my spare time."
Eddy: "As much as I love to hear about your charmed life Mr. P, we need to get this guy to Dende."
Ed: "To the fore, and then some!"
They all went to the Lookout's inner chambers, where the elderly Namek sat in his residence.
Dende: "Well I see that the rescue mission went according to plan. I'm only sorry I didn't send the other orbs, considering the presence of Ed and Double D at the time."
Edd: "This is a bit of an intricacy though. Perhaps after he has been healed, he can answer our questions."
Ed: "LET THE TRANSFORMATION BEGIN!"
Eddy: "Ed, do us all some good, and button that gaping maw of a mouth!"
Dende spread his hands over Jason, unleashing a blue atmosphere around him. His injuries quickly vanished, and drops of blood melted into thin air. He was fully healed, but still unconscious. After noticing this, they all gave him a cot, and a room to stay in. Afterward, everybody waited on the lookout for his stirring. It wasn't until eight hours had passed that he had awoken.
Jason: "Unnnn…"
Edd: "Huh?"
Jason had leaned upward, and began looking around, highly confused.
Ed: "IT LIVES!"
Jason: "Where am I? Is this the hospital, or did I give up the ghost?"
Edd: "Welcome, this is a place we call the Lookout. And no, you're just fine. We found you in the woods near our town, in a crashed space capsule. How you ended up there is your knowledge alone. Care to enlighten us?"
Jason: "Space capsule…? Wait, yeah. I'm a custodian on the research space station-"
Edd: "The Perseverance?"
Jason: "Yes. But how did you know that?"
Edd: "Each space capsule is engraved with the name of the vessel it hails from. But how did all of this happen?"
Jason: "Unnn… The only thing I can remember is a white light, and…a voice. Someone saying, "Unimaginable power, of the likes no one in the Universe can compare, or something like that."
Edd: "Gracious. What could it all mean?"
Ed: "Perhaps the scientists produced a genetically wronged monster that ruined the space station, butchering all in its trail!"
There was an awkward pause; Eddy appeared annoyed, with his eyes only half open, with a smirk on his face.
Eddy: "That's it, I'm pounding em'."
Eddy began a light struggle with Ed.
Ed: "But Eddy, I don't like bruises! Get it off, get it off! Be forgiving angst-filled and squat one who alters me into an unsightly mass of hurt!"
Edd: "Eddy wait!"
Eddy: "What are you flapping your gums about now!"
Edd: "As vague and uncanny as Ed's one line expressions of comic-relief are, I believe he might have a point here."
Jason: "I hate to interrupt, but who are you guys?"
Edd: "Oh, pardon me for not properly introducing myself. I am Edd, with two D's, friends call me Double D. And these are my fellows Ed, and Eddy. This is Mr. Popo, and Dende, who are resident to this place. Dende is a Namekian from the planet Namek. He's the one who healed your injuries."
Jason: "You're kidding! Alien life! And peaceful life forms at that!"
Edd: "Yes, Nameks are as peaceful as they come. But you can't tell anyone about this, okay? We prefer our privacy kept from the open public's eye."
Jason: "I guess. By the way, I'm Jason, Jason Phillips."
Eddy: "ENOUGH WITH THE FORMALITIES! Let's just dig whatever it is out of his memory, take out whatever blew up the station, and get on with our lives!"
Jason: "I already told you, I can't remember!"
Edd: "It's not a simple matter to remember something after such trauma! I'm surprised he survived that circumstance!"
Jason: "Actually, I'm kinda used to it."
Dende: "What do you mean?"
Jason: "Well, ever since I was young, I've tended to lose control of my anger. I was always ready for a fight. You can imagine my teenage years. I've actually proven to take punches well. Once I ended up in a car accident with only a few cuts. I got good marks in school, but getting fired for brawling with co-workers doesn't exactly show well on your résumé. So I landed myself in the low-level jobs. The job I had on the Perseverance was my most recent occupation. Really good luck following really bad luck is kind of the story of my life."
Edd: "It would seem you're most fortunate in life or death circumstances."
Dende: "I think it's time we got moving. We need to investigate the station wreck, for some sign of the culprit."
Eddy: "Sure, but oh, wait. There's one thing missing… A SPACESHIP!"
Edd: "Oh my! He's right. Without a means of travel, we can't possibly reach the station."
Ed: "Nope, we're just a couple of guys up a creek without a ladel, huh?"
Double D: "A tad skewed, but otherwise well-put Ed."
Dende: "I've already found the answer to that. Capsule Corporation can give us a ship."
Jason: "Capsule Corp? Excuse me but are you out of your mind? That company is like an empire! They won't just let you waltz in and take your pick of a ship!"
Dende: "Unless you're one of the rightful heirs to the company, that is."
Eddy: "What're you getting' at? I don't see anybody related to the owners of Capsule Corporation do you?"
Dende: "You wouldn't, because he's not here. He's currently on the police force in New York City."
A look of understanding and light shock swept over Edd's and Eddy's faces. Ed continued to chase a butterfly that was hovering outside the window.
Edd: "You mean…!