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Okay, now I shall begin.
Tidus came in to Spira flat on his back, nearly a foot a half from the ground, and in the middle of a very large cave.
"THUMP"
"OW, DAMN!" He got up and looked around. What he saw was everything he expected, and nothing he wanted. He knew exactly where he was and cursed his own luck for it. He had trained here a billion times before fighting Sin, the Omega Ruins.
Of all the places in Spira, I had to land in the one furthest from civilization... Then again, at least I know where the hell I am.
For any normal man, the Omega Ruins is a place where the fiends are so tough, you'd be dead before you knew what was going on, however Tidus, is not normal, for one, he is dead, and pyreflies make a much more efficient body than anything else. Oh yeah, and he helped destroy Yu Yevon, the once most powerful thing on the planet. So fiends are just an abundant source of annoyance, and Gil.
Well, I might as well see what pops packed for me to play... hehe, pops packed play... I scare myself.
He reached for the machina music player and started it up. As he turned it on a somewhat familiar voice blasted the speakers. "What can I do for you!"
(For those of us whom are confused as to what that is I shall explain. That was the first line of the opening song for Final Fantasy X2 and was supposedly sung by Yuna. Okay, back to the story)
For some reason Tidus enjoyed this song more than any other and continually flipped back to it until finally he made it to the end of the ruins. Here he found a blue traveler's sphere. He was about to try and activate it when a voice interrupted him.
"Sorry mate, that things been dead for at least a year now, maybe more."
The stranger stepped closer, he wore a full merchants backpack and was a little chubby. He talked like a used car salesmen and would probably do very well in that field.
"Forgive me for not introducing my self, I am O'aka the 3rd, merchant extroda...wait a minute, are you that crazy kid who left with Lady Yuna on her saving the world quest."
"Yeah, and you were that crazy merchant who kept asking me for an investment. Hey weren't you in prison?" said Tidus
"Well I was see, but when New Yevon took over I made my escape and got lost in the system. Now nobody knows any wiser." said O'aka, and immediately changed the subject, "now since I know you, and you know me, I'm gonna give you a deal see. What I have here is a brand new, high quality PLC, or Personal Lake Crosser. I'm gonna sell it to you for the low, low introductary price of only 200... thousand gil."
OOOOOOkaaaayyy this guy is starting to scare me, and he's a freakin scam. Thought Tidus
"I'll give you this Deathbringer sword, a Fatal Cait Sith, and a Knight Lance if you drop it to 150." Bargained Tidus.
O'aka pulled out a calculator and started madly clicking away, then demanded to see the weapons and after a full ten minutes of typing and examaning he looked up.
"Done," O'aka said finally. They finished the deal and Tidus was about to head off on the watercraft when he remembered something.
"Wait, isn't machina illegal?"
"Not anymore, don't you remember, New Yevon, the Machine Faction."
"Oh yeah," Tidus lied, and took off.
Okay typing this stuff takes a lot more time than it does to read it, so forgive me if it seems kinda short. If you've some how managed to read through these chapters without vomiting than REVIEW DAMMIT. Than maybe if I knew what sucked about it, it might just significantly suck less! Thank you, and keep reading and reviewing.