Hi all, tis me once again, I'm back, and I'm still angry that I have not received any reviews, but I'm not quite as angry as I was. I've decided to delay my threat from last chapter until I become incredibly furious again. So now I must march on to chappy 3
The trip back to Besaid was a long one for Tidus, he kept thinking about what to say and how to appear when he reached the island.
Hmmm, maybe I should lay on her bed and wait until she walks into her room... no that would be to creepy for her... KIDNAP WAKKA!!!!! Wait, that's too liable to blow up in my face... ooooo, I know, I'll set something on fire! Ha, it's genius. Then suddenly appear behind her in the crowd like I was always there and never left. Hell ya, I'm so smart... now where the hell am I?
He was looking at a map he that "disappeared" from O'aka's bag and "magically" appeared in his pocket, when suddenly a little fish type fiend jumped out of the water and latched onto his shoulder.
Oh I'm havin fish tonight, thought Tidus and decided to test his black mage skills he had been working on in the Farplane. He tossed the fish into the air and cast fira. It landed near perfectly in his lap, well cooked and only slightly singed around the edges.
Oh yeah! he thought and pumped his fist in the air while pointing is index finger straight up.
(You know, his arm manuver victory thing, yeah, you know)
He stopped in Luca where he lodged for the night, making sure to keep his face hidden. It was here in which he first learned of the new Zanarkand Abes team. The thought of his long dead hometown getting a new blitz team made him snort.
Like they could even compare to the glory and honor that was my Abes.
He was angry that the people give his town so little respect, and the thought bothered him for the rest of the night.
He woke up bright and early the next morning, and he was lucky he did, for when he headed for his PLC, he saw two people trying to steal it.
He reached for his sword, but thought better of it.
"Good morning gentlemen" he said kindly, "engine trouble?"
The men just shrugged. "Here, look here" he said and beckoned one of them to look into the engine compartment, and the thief looked down. At this point he grabbed the thief's head, and slammed it into a valve, then proceeded to chuck him into the water. The other one started to run.
"You couldn't have made me happier," said Tidus, who picked up one of the tools the thieves were using, and whipped it at his head. It scored a direct hit that sent the theif flying off the dock, onto a boat, and right into a 6' 2", 450lb drunk.
I'd have made daddy proud, thought Tidus and rode off toward Besaid.
( Now I know you are complaining because Tidus punished the theives when he himself stole the map from O'aka, well there is a difference. #1. There is a difference between a 10 gil map and a 150,000 gil watercraft. #2. O'aka is a freakin scam and he had it comin. Finally after all the money I had paid to O'aka in FFX, he owes me! I'm seriously considering killing him off anyway. Now back to the story without me interupting myself again.)
He arrived in mid afternoon while everyone was busy preparing for the celebration of Wakka's birthday.
Dammit, I am good.
While everyone was out getting supplies he crept into Wakka's house, now complete with children's bedrooms much to Tidus's surprise, and found a blitzball, some oil, and a birthday banner, and he made his way out.
As Yuna's party made their way back to the village Tidus prepared to make his move. He avoided looking at Yuna so he wouldn't get distracted. They were all inside when he took aim. He had wrapped the banner around the blitzball and doused it with the oil.
Fire away, he thought and lit the ball up, and let it fly. It sailed in a beautiful arc straight into a nearby brush, which lit up like downtown Luca on New Year's Eve. The bush caught the tree next to it on fire and he was beginning to get worried when finally a girl about Yuna's age dressed in black with gray hair poked her head out the window.
"Hey Yuna," said Paine, "have you seen that ban... SON OF A BITCH! Lulu, get Lulu!" People ran outside to see what the problem was. Everyone crowded around the fire and it took Lulu nearly two minutes to get to the front. Meanwhile Tidus blended into the crowd and found exactly who he was looking for.
Yuna was standing near the front of the crowd in silent admiration for Lulu, who stood with her arms high in the air as she cast waterga and immediately put the fire out. She was just breathing her sigh of relief when she heard a familiar voice behind her.
"Wow, Lu can really bring on the water" it said and she turned around to see the one person who she never expected to see next to her again. Her eyes went huge and her jaw dropped.
"Hiya," said Tidus, and Yuna passed out cold.
KK that was chappy 3. I know I know it still has absolutely nothing to do with Yu Yevon and it probably won't until about chapter 5. I hope everyone liked, but then again I can't tell because nobody ever sends me those little things I pray for every night before I go to bed...
REVIEWS!! Good day.