I'm writing again another Han-Leia fanfic. This time, it's a romantic comedy version of "Deep Inside" (for those of you who have already read it, thanks!). Hope you'll also like this one!

TITLE: "My Sassy Princess"

AUTHOR: Maiden of Endor

GENRE: Romance/Humor

RATING: K

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the copyright of Star Wars, its characters, and situations. I'm only borrowing them for this story. Just pure, clean fun!

SUMMARY: The hate-love relationship between Leia and Han begins. They fight all the time, and try to hide their real feelings for each other by using their weaknesses to annoy the other one. Story happens during the time of ESB.

CHAPTER I- Shampoo Wars

An early dawn came to Cloud City in Coruscant. Misty white clouds parted the way for the rising of the sun, its rays greeting the inhabitants a pleasant good morning. Well, almost all inhabitants, except for two. A riot was going on in one of the city apartelles: its two inhabitants having a word war, separated by a bathroom door.

"Leia! Hurry up there, will you!" Han Solo stood outside the bathroom door, knocking furiously. He had been standing there for over half an hour, waiting for his turn to take a shower. He was starting to lose his patience.

A female voice droned inside the bathroom, along with the sounds of water pouring down from the shower. "Just wait there! I'll be finished!" she said confusingly.

Han angrily folded his arms and leaned on the wall. Hah! Just because she's a princess doesn't mean she can get away with anything, he thought. If she stays there for another five minutes, I'm going to crash the door open.

The door creaked open. Leia went out wearing a white bathrobe. A fluffy pink towel covered her head. She gazed at Han, while he stared back at her with a dagger look.

"Don't you know that you spent thirty minutes taking a bath? You're not the only person who's going to use the bathroom, your highness!" Han berated her angrily. "And besides, we have to leave early!"

Leia tried to reply with a witty comeback. "Oh captain, I'm so sorry! I totally forgot you were standing there!" She lifted up her head and looked at Han straight in the eye. She raised an eyebrow at him.

Han felt his blood boiling. He felt like hitting her, but he stopped himself from doing so. I respect women, but not when they do such annoying things!

Leia walked away from him frumpily with a huff and went inside the adjacent bedroom. She removed the towel on her head and started combing her waist-length, chestnut colored hair, which was still soaking wet. Han realized the reason why she was taking so long inside the bath.

"If I were you, your highness," Han shouted back from across the room, "I'll have my hair shaved off! You're wasting your time on that long hair of yours! You'll look prettier with a shaved head, I tell you!" Han laughed at the thought of Leia going bald.

Leia was obviously annoyed at his joke. "And if I were you, Captain Solo, I'd go inside the bathroom and start minding my own business!"

"And mind my own business, I will!" Han went inside the bathroom and closed the door with a loud "thud!"

Leia frowned, thinking, do I have to spend every second of the day with this nerf-herder? I should have booked another room without having to share a bathroom. She and Han had separate rooms, but with only one bathroom, so they have to race against each other on who's going to use the bath first. Today was her lucky day, as she was the first one who got to use the bath. She smiled at the thought, the fact that she was able to stand up against Han. She had been with him for days on end, discussing plans about the rebellion with the Alliance against the Empire. And fighting with Han as dogs and cats did after a hard days' work: over the food, the use of the bathroom, and their peeves and absolute dislike with the other.

Hah, so I showed him, Leia thought while buttoning her blouse. She plaited her hair and pulled it up in a bun. She felt like smiling to herself, as she started to hum. But her happy thoughts soon burst like a bubble when she heard Han's voice beyond the bathroom door.

"LEIA! There's no shampoo in here! Arrrgghhh!"

A/N: Reviews please!