First of all I'd like to point out that Chitters 66 is now the single coolest person on the planet, closely followed by Darkitty. Why, because they gave me my first reviews. Even if he whined about me whining about me not getting enough reviews, it's not my fault, I'm impatient about these things, I tried telling myself it was still early I normally wouldn't be getting reviews, but... it didn't work. Anyway enough talking and back to the damn story.
(Okaaaaayy, ummmm, writers block. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, ummm, I really can't think of anything right now. Seriously I'm just not clicking... walks away... 2 hours later, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Think, think, think!)
"Ahhh, Yuna... wake up... hello," said Tidus, who was trying to shake Yuna awake. By now everyone was staring at him, including Rikku, Wakka, Lulu, and Paine.
"Brudda, dat you?" said Wakka, not really believing it. "Back from the dead," said Tidus. "You've been gone so long," said Lulu "only to return so suddenly, what is going on?"
"I'll explain to you once we bring her inside," said Tidus, pointing to Yuna. Paine said, "So you're the Tidus she's always talking about, well, she's right, you do look almost exactly like him." "Like who? And who are you" asked a confused Tidus. "That can wait until we get inside," interrupted Lulu impatiently.
They carried an unconscious Yuna into her hut and began to catch up with each other, but Lulu wouldn't allow anyone to tell him about what happened with YRP, saying that it was Yuna's job to tell him. So Tidus did most of the talking, telling them about the farplane, what he did for most of his stay there, and about his return to Besaid, all the while making it seem like he had just gone on vacation, or something.
Later that evening Yuna woke up to see Tidus on the foot of her bed, aaaaaaannnd I'm not really going to get into detail in this part because this is not a romance novel. I do not write romance, I can't, it would just suck horribly. So do yourselves a favor and just make the whole thing up yourselves, play it out in your head, and continue reading. For now you just be the author and fill it in by yourselves. Okay? Now when you're done, continue reading.
Tidus awoke the next day on the couch in Wakka's house. They had had an absolutely huge party last night in honor of Wakka's birthday and Tidus's arrival. Being finally legal to drink in Spira, (age 20) it had been the first party in which he had ever taken part in the booze. He didn't remember much from the night before, except a bonfire, Rikku dancing, and a hell of a lot of alcohol.
He woke up to see four toddlers, all of them strangely resembling Lulu and Wakka, standing next to him. "Good morning Brudda!" boomed Wakka himself, "thought you might like to meet the tykes" "Huh... ooohhhh, that's right, you and Lulu." Said Tidus groggily.
"Ya, anyway, you gotta hurry up, we got a lot to do today, getting married is no easy thing ya."
"Wait, you guys still aren't married?" asked Tidus. "No, not me brudda, you, you proposed to Yuna last night, remember?"
"Was this before, or after the booze?"
"Before," Wakka chuckled, "otherwise you might have accidently proposed to Paine instead."
Tidus thought for a while, then it finally came back to him. "That's riiiiiggghhttt...I'M GETTING MARRIED!!! He shouted and bolted out the door.
Sorry, I know this is a realllllly short chappy but I don't want to add the wedding to this chappy too so I'm just gonna leave that for the next chappy. Which will probably also be really short. Sorry.
