Obi Wan- Hello I am Obi Wan Kanobi

Author- why are you here?! Go work on the Star Wars movie!! You guys are taking forever!

Obi Wan- I am here to complain, what is wrong with you, your story used to have humor, but now it does not... are you letting the force guide you, because the force is not funny.

Author- I am trying master.

Obi Wan- Then try harder, and why are you calling my master?

Author- Well, you know, your talking to me like I'm Anakin, and I'm just kinda playing along.

Obi Wan- You an idiot, Anakin is dead anyway, he became Vader and Vader dies in the original trilogy. Also, for that matter, I too died in the original trilogy. Good-bye, and you don't want to sell me deathsticks. "bursts into pyreflies"

Author- Do'h! Now I'm getting Star Wars and FF mixed up... and you stay outta my head Homer Simpson!

Damn! Pretty heavy stuff ya, thought Wakka. "I'm gonna go get the rest of us," Wakka said to the man, "we'll meet you back here. Don't move."

Wakka found Lulu and Paine first, engaged in a vicious and bitter game... of TENNIS!

"Advantage Lulu," said the moogle queen, "prepare to be defea..." "Lu!" Wakka called out.

Lulu sighed, "What do you want Wakka!"

"You will never believe what happened!"

"Wakka, I have served two summoners, killed countless fiends, saved many lives and also watched many people die. I was one of the gaurdians who permanently defeated Sin, had fraternal quintuplets, and married you. There is nothing I won't believe."

"Maybe he learned to count?" suggested Paine. "There's something you wouldn't believe" "Let's not get our hopes up" said Lulu

"Ya, try this, there's a man by the Celsius in a dark suit who said that fiends broke out of the Farplane barrier, and led by Maester Seymour they are trying to destroy Bevelle." said Wakka. "And you're not lying," asked Lulu. "No I'm not, this is serious ya, you and Paine should go talk to him now and I'm gonna go get the others." "You'd better not be lying, or you're dead," said Lulu as a few sparks shot from here fingertip as she made a slashing motion across her throat."

Wakka found everyone else at the beach, Rikku and Yuna were playing cards, Tidus was floating lazily on his back in the water, and Kikahri was resting in the shade on a hammock. "Yo, brudda," he called to Tidus, "you'll never believe what happened."

"Wakka," sighed Tidus, "I've been killed in a thousand year old machina war that I can't even remember, reborn in a city made by the dreams of some outerworldy figures, unknowingly transported by some giant whale monster a thousand years into the future, met mysterious people who speak different languages, and..."

"Oh just save it will ya!" shouted wakka, "Okay, there is a man in a dark suit by the Celsius, we all need to talk to him right now, so let's go already!" They all reluctantly followed.

The man told them the news, asked for any kind of help to defeat the fiend army. "So let me get this straight," Paine said, irritatedly "An army of fiends is taking over the world, and you want Yuna to save you, again"

New life, same shit thought Tidus. "Sorry," Paine continued, we're done, we aren't doing this anymore. Find another hero."

"Please Lady Yuna, there is no one else. You're the only one who has encountered anything even close to this before," pleaded the man. Yuna sighed, "I would help, but there is nothing I can think of to do, we obviously can't just kill them all."

"That's where I can help you out," said Tidus, "I have died and went to the Farplane, so I know what it's like." The man looked confused. "Long story," said Tidus, "I know enough about the Farplane to know that we can not win, it is simply impossible, an army of fiends could easily be 10 times anything an army of humans could be, not to mention Seymour who must be insanely powerful by now."

The man in the dark suit looked horrified "So want do you want us to do sir, sit by and let the fiends kill us all..." "I HAD no intention of sitting by and letting the fiends take over." Tidus interrupted, "I only said we can't win, however, I know someone who can. You won't find him though because he has been dead for nearly 25 years and I'm not sure if he can be brought back. I will try to talk to him, so don't interrupt me."

Tidus closed his eyes and began to concentrate, a few seconds later he opened them and peered at a spot next to Lulu. Everyone looked there, but there was nothing to see.

"Can you do it" asked Tidus, as if talking to an imaginary person. There was only silence.

He spoke again "great, how long until he gets here?" Again only silence. "Tidus, who are you talking to?" asked Yuna.

Tidus put his finger to his lips, "Shhh, now when did you say..." "Really, that's great, thanks a lot" "He will be here in about 3 hours," said Tidus talking to real people this time.

"Tidus, who were you talking to?" asked Lulu. "Oh, that was the fayth of Behamaut, him and I have this weird mind connection thing. Don't ask about it."

"GOOD LORD man, who is it that is coming?" asked the man in the dark suit urgently.

"Why the only man who is wise enough and strong enough to save us," said Tidus, "the great Sir Auron"

Yay, Auron is coming, my personal favorite character. I just hope I can get his personality right. Also if anybody seems out of character, give me suggestions on what is wrong about them. I am open to any and all ideas for improvement.

As always, R and R.