A New Plan
It was the middle of the night and Kyle was still lying in Stan's arms. Kyle sat up and tried to get out of the bed. His movements woke Stan up. "What are you doing?"
"I have to go home before my mom realizes that I'm gone."
"And you were just going to leave without saying bye?"
"Of course not."
"Good, well I'll drive you home. I'm not letting walk outside alone at this hour."
"I'll be fine Stan."
"Either way, I'll feel better if I drove you."
"Fine, just drop me off a little further away from my house." Kyle knew that it was pointless to argue with Stan.
"I can do that. Let's go." The two boys hop into his car. "Are you sure you want to go home?"
"I have to. My mom will kill me if she finds out that I'm not there and that I'm with you."
"Why don't you run away? You could stay with me. My parents will take good care of you. They'll be a lot nicer than your mom and brother."
"Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to be a burden. Plus your house would be the first place my mom will go to look for me." Stan pulls up in Kyle's neighborhood. "You can drop me off here."
"You won't be a burden. So let's just go back to my house."
"I can't Stan...I just can't. I'll see you at school." He gives Stan a kiss a gets out of the car.
"I hope he'll be ok in that house." Stan drives off.
The next morning Kyle, Sheila, and Ike are eating breakfast. None of them are saying anything to each other. Ike is giving Kyle dirty looks while he picks at his food. Ike finishes his breakfast. "I'm done."
Sheila takes Ike's plate. "Ok, go and get ready for school."
"Ok mom." Ike runs upstairs. Sheila takes Kyle's plate.
"I wasn't done."
"You're done now. Besides you haven't even touched your food."
"I was going to."
"Don't you dare talk back to me!"
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to it's just-"
"Go get ready for school! I'm not in mood for your shenanigans"
"Yes ma'am." He slowly walks upstairs. He heads for his bathroom when he is greeted by Ike.
"You just keep on giving mom a hard time don't you?"
"I'm not giving her a hard time, I just wanted to finish my breakfast."
"You weren't eating it anyway."
"Ike, I really don't want to argue with you about this. I need to get ready for school."
"We're going to finish this discussion later Kyle!"
Kyle goes into the bathroom and shuts the door. 'Maybe I should take Stan up on his offer,' he thought, 'with dad being gone now life is going to be hell for me in this house...mom and Ike will see to that. I don't know what I should do.' He takes a deep sigh and starts brushing his teeth.
His mother pulls up to South Park High School. "Remember what I told you yesterday, stay away from Stan."
"I will mom. Oh, you forgot to give me lunch money."
"No I didn't forget. I'm not giving you lunch money."
"Why not?"
"Well since your father is gone I'm now on a budget and I can only afford to give one of you lunch money. Since Ike is younger I gave it to him. So I guess you're just going to have to starve."
"But then I'll...never mind. See you guys later." He gets out of the car. He was nervous about going to school without lunch money. He wasn't worried about starving because he usually waits until he gets home to eat anyway. He was really worried about Cartman. Cartman takes his lunch money everyday and if he finds out that he came to school without money he could find himself in a lot of trouble. 'Well maybe I won't see him today.' He put a book in his locker and closed it when all of a sudden someone was standing over him. 'Please oh please let this be Stan,' he thought. He turned around and it was none other than Cartman.
"Don't just stand there Jew, you know what I want."
"I don't have any money today."
"Kyle, we go through this everyday. Why don't you make it easier on yourself and hand over the money? If you did that I wouldn't beat you up as bad."
"I would Cartman, but my mom didn't give me any money. I'm being honest." Cartman picks Kyle up and holds him upside down and shakes him, but nothing falls out. "I'm telling you I don't have any money."
"You have it somewhere, but since you want to be difficult about it, I'm going to have to be difficult to." Still holding Kyle upside down, Cartman drops Kyle on his head and picks him back up. He does this repeatedly.
"Cartman stop, you're hurting me!" Kyle cried out.
"'Cartman stop, you're hurting me!'" Cartman said mockingly. "Why don't you call your little boyfriend to come save you?"
"Leave Stan out of this."
"Yeah you're right I should because I'm having a lot of fun tormenting you." He starts swinging Kyle into his locker face first. "This is kind of fun. I think I'll stop when I see blood."
"Cartman please..."
"Please? Ok fine." Cartman swings him even harder. He ends up swinging him hard enough that he does bleed. "That's what I'm talking about." He continues swinging him until Kyle starts crying. "If you keep crying I'm going to make it worse." He swings him really hard again. Just then Stan comes down the hall.
"Put him down right now fat ass!" Stan demanded.
"Aww how sweet guys. Stan comes to save the day." He starts laughing. He then swings Kyle into the locker again and then drops him on his head. Stan kneels down beside Kyle.
"Are you ok baby?"
"I am now. Thank you Stan...you saved my life. Thank you!" He hugs Stan and cries into his arms.
"What the hell is wrong with you Cartman?"
"This douche bag owes me money," Cartman retorted, "he's supposed to give me his lunch money everyday."
"Kyle, how long has this been going on?"
"Since freshman year." Kyle said through tears.
"Yeah and now he thinks things are supposed to be different because he has a little boyfriend now, but guess what Kyle...I still want my money." Cartman told him.
"I told you my mom didn't give me any money."
"I told you that I don't believe you."
"I'm telling you the truth."
"Look Cartman," Stan intervened, "since I'm on the football team and can't kick your ass like I want to, I'll give you this." He pulls out $50 in cash and hands it to Cartman. "Here, it's all I have. Now please leave Kyle alone."
"This will do...for now." Cartman said. "Kyle you better keep him around, he could keep you from getting your daily beatings." Cartman then walks off.
"Stan, you shouldn't have done that." Kyle said to his boyfriend.
"I wanted to. Why didn't you tell me sooner about Cartman bullying you for your lunch money?"
"I didn't think about it."
"What have you been doing for lunch?"
"I usually wait until I get home, that's what I was going to do today too."
"Why didn't your mom give you lunch money today?"
"She said she's on a budget now that my dad left, so she could only afford to give one of us lunch money."
"That's so wrong. She shouldn't have picked like that."
"It's ok, I understand why she did it, Ike is younger and he eats to have three meals a day. Besides, it's my fault that my dad left in the first place."
"Stop saying that! It's not your fault. Your parents haven't been getting along for quite some time now."
"Because of me..."
"It's not because of you. It's because of them. They're having their own personal issues."
Just then Wendy shows up wearing a very skimpy dress and high heel shoes. "Hi Stan!" Wendy said in a very sexy voice.
"Hey Wendy...umm...you look nice today." Stan said nervously.
"Thanks, you know you look nice everyday. Very sexy." She smiles at him.
"Thank you."
"I've missed you so much. The way we use to make love...OH it was so magical!" She starts rubbing Stan's chest. "You remember all those things we use to do in bed together?"
"Wendy, this is not the time or place for this."
"Fine, we don't have to talk about sex. But I'm pretty sure you missed these." She plants a big kiss on his lips. The two of them began making out. Wendy puts her hand down Stan's pants and begins to rub on his penis. Kyle looks on with tears in his eyes. 'Oh no, he's going to get back with Wendy.' Kyle thought worriedly. Stan pushes Wendy off of him. "Are you ready to come back home baby?"
"Wendy...we've through this already. I'm with Kyle now."
"I know you still want me Stan. I felt your dick getting hard during that kiss. You want me as much as I want you." She tries to kiss him again, but Stan prevents it.
"Wendy, I'm with Kyle and I'm not going to leave him for you." Stan puts his arm around Kyle. Kyle smiles at him.
"But Stan, can you honestly say you want to stay with him? I mean look at him...he's a guy for one thing and he's so...short."
"I'm very well aware of both of those things and yes I'm still going to stay with him. I'm going to do everything I can to make things work."
Wendy starts crying. "I love you! I want you to be with me!"
"I know, I know. Wendy I'm really sorry things turned out this way."
"You can fix it Stan."
"I'm not going to break up with Kyle."
"I don't see why not, you don't even like him. You picked me over him all those years ago or did you forget about that?"
"I didn't forget and I was wrong for picking my best friend over my girlfriend. I should've found a way to make it work and have both of you in my life."
"Fuck Kyle. You only need me in your life. What the hell does this little man have that I don't have...besides a dick?"
"Well he has a great personality for starters."
"So your saying I don't?"
"It's not that, it's just that you're a very selfish and mean person. Kyle is the exact opposite."
"Exact opposite? Are you for real? You call manipulating a person into breaking up with their girlfriend of 9 years so they can be with them selfless and nice?"
"That's not how it happened."
"Bullshit Stan! That's the only way it could've happened. Kyle has some kind of mind control of you that made you leave me."
"Wendy, I have to go. When you're ready to talk to me like a civilized human being, then we'll discuss this. Come on baby." Him and Kyle walk off. Wendy is left looking dumbfounded. Bebe joins her. "So I guess trying to look sexy for him didn't work?"
"Shut up, what the hell do you think?"
"I think you should give up on getting Stan back. I mean him and Kyle look kind of cute together."
"NEVER! I will NEVER EVER give up on getting Stan back! I didn't want to have to go here, but it looks like I'm going to have to move on to Plan C..."
To be continued...