Max: "Oh, you have no idea just how. It would appear your fusion didn't last even ten minutes. I think your synchronization was off. I don't blame you. You must have been quivering with fear…"
Edd, almost shaking, began to mumble into Eddy's ear.
Edd: "Eddy, I have an idea. It's a long shot, but it could work."
Eddy: "Lay it on me."
Edd: "I know a way to make Ed unleash the full potential of his strength. You see, we all know that even before knowing of our Saiyan lineage, Ed has had strength defying normal proportions, such as when he dropped that house on you. We know that he rarely seems to tap into it, unless it's entirely random or unneeded. I think that, though hazardous, that it's time to introduce that new technique of yours Eddy. We'll get him with the quadruple-whammy! With Ed's furious strength, he could fire at Max at the right time; you could unleash your attack, while Sarah and I seal off his escape with a pair of energy waves, and Max is toast!"
Eddy: "I don't know Double D. I've only used that move once before. It's too risky!"
Sarah: "Risky would be fighting Payne without a plan. I'm all for it."
Eddy: "Okay, I'll get it ready, but don't blame me if we all get sucked into another dimension or something!"
Edd walked over to Ed, and unfastened his shoe.
Edd: "Ed, this procedure requires your complete cooperation. Excuse me."
Edd dropped a small rock into Ed's shoe, and then put it back on his foot, aerosol and latex gloves at the ready.
Edd: "Take cover!"
Ed's vacant smile slithered off his face, until a scowl was all that was left. Max seemed suspicious at this sudden change in disposition. He began to walk towards Ed, to intimidate him, but Ed didn't move. He just stood there, staring in one direction. It wasn't until Max tried to say something that he turned, his menacing glower making his eyes seem larger. Towering two inches above Max out of sheer body size, this might have made him worried, since he knew little about this one.
Max: "Well well well. Isn't this curious? I thought you were a fun loving buffoon. Why the frown? Am I making you angry?"
Ed didn't answer. He just bared his teeth, and continued staring at Max, like a bull ready to gore its bullfighter. Ed raised his arm, and forcefully pushed Max straight into one of the cavern walls. He looked stunned, and then angry. He rushed at Ed, and leapt up, giving him a full on punch to the side of his face. Ed didn't move, but it did seem like he'd been pushed past his limit, as his eyes almost glowed red, and his eyebrow began to quiver, like a radio signature. He began to silently power up, floating in midair about a foot over the ground. His power up caused the ground to quake, and made the lava shoot up into the air like a fountain. Parts of the ground by the lava river were falling into the molten rock. Ed finally stopped, and glared at Max. He dashed up with great speed and kicked him through the cavern wall, plummeting over in the air, before Ed got in front of his path, and kicked him again, in another direction. Ed then flew in front of his path again, and elbowed him in the face, so he went straight into the ground. Ed landed, and arched himself backwards, breathing in with a huge gulp of air. Max had only just stood up, incredulous to Ed's fury, he began stepping backwards, but it was then that Ed opened his mouth and yelled, sending a huge and intense ray of yellow energy from his mouth.
Ed: "BIG…TROOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBLE!"
The energy beam caught Max head on, and sent him pell-mell straight towards Eddy's trap. From the sides, Sarah and Edd fired two large energy waves, holding Max in one spot, while Eddy made his move.
Eddy: "Here goes nothing!"
Eddy began to move his left arm in an arc over his head, his right arm moving faster, and sweeping down in the same motion, only faster, the left arm trailing behind. Both arced up again, going rightward, and then the arms were at his right side. His arms were now facing up and down, his hands open at the center, where a black energy ball was forming in between his hands, which were not connected, but facing each other. He strained while it charged.
Eddy: "EVENT…HORIZON…HOLOCAUST!"
With an incredibly powerful launching force, the black ball headed straight for Max, who was powerless to stop it. The ball hit its mark spectacularly, and with a strange undulation, it detonated. It collapsed into itself, and a small, but steadily growing alteration of light appeared. It was a small black hole. It was if somebody had warped the light around a certain area, because the very space behind it had been visibly altered, like a strange mirror effect. In fact, everything seemed to be going darker, since the black hole that was created was sucking in the light around them. Shrubs, silt, lava and everything else one could imagine from the immediate area was being sucked in, but when it finally reached the edge of the swirling void, it appeared to be stuck in suspended animation, because light didn't come out of the black hole. So the image would stay that way as long as the black hole was there. The vortex was so powerful, and uncontrollable, that the very surface of the planet was being sucked in. The Eds and Sarah, continually used Instant Transmission, though still being slightly pulled in. Jason had been trying to get J-Dude to wake up, and was astounded by the sheer magnitude of Eddy's attack. They all held onto each others hands, and tried to find refuge. To their surprise, the Capsule Ship, still intact, was hurtling towards them. Ed's shoe was sucked off by the current of air, and his pebble taken away. His temper improved before their very eyes. Ed grabbed the Capsule Ship, and they all climbed inside, using Instant Transmission from inside the ship, bringing it with them.
Eddy: "Hey, why wasn't this thing torn to bits when that mega magnet got switched on?"
Edd: "Boxer and Bailey use high powered magnets frequently in their labs, so they have to build everything with antimagnetic shielding. The Capsule Ship was no exception."
Jason: "Uh, guys? That swirling whirlpool of terror…it's getting closer!"
Indeed, even at many times the speed of light, they were still short of truly escaping the wrath of the Event Horizon Holocaust.
Edd: "We need to Instantly Transmit at the same time! The combined speed might just do it!"
They all zapped at the same moment, but still they didn't even escape the planets atmosphere, though it too, was being sucked in. Finally, with a startlingly quick take on the situation, J-Dude awoke, and joined them in using a final Transmission, sending them away from the planet into deep space, just as the planet was entirely sucked in, the black hole still sucking insatiably. But now they were out of the intense pull of gravity, and back into a sense of peace.