Sorry this chapter is also late :( I didn't really know what to write until the last minute. The next chapter I have all planned out so that one will be up sooner!
Dislcaimer: I do not own any of these characters in this story. If I did, I would make it so they would all stop dying in the comics, but that doesn't look like it will be happening anytime soon.
Kitty-Logan giggled as she entered the mall. The Professor had told her and Toad-Storm to stay home and out of trouble. "There is, like, no way I am staying in the mansion all day. Besides, now I can get the dress I've been looking for." She whispered to herself as she made Logan smiled.
She passed by a security guard who gave her a strange look. 'Hmm, maybe I should be nice and get something for Wolvie. I mean he can't really like this look, who would?' She thought. 'But first, I must get my dress.'
She walked through the mall until she reached Lord and Taylor. She walked around the junior department until she found the purple dress she was looking for. "Yay, I can't believe they still have it." She said to herself as she began looking for the right size.
"Can I help you, sir?" She heard a woman ask.
"Oh, no, I'm good. I was just looking for a dress for my daughter." She smiled at the woman, who gave him a strange look.
"Okay, if you need anything else. Just let me know." The woman told him.
"Thank you, you're so helpful. Um, do you know where the women's bra and underwear section is at?" Kitty-Logan asked.
"It's on the second floor to your right." The woman answered. As soon as Kitty-Logan began walking away the woman pulled out a walkie-talkie. "Security, we have a problem. There is a man looking around for women's undergarments. He may cause a problem."
Kitty-Logan road the elevator up to the second floor to find two men standing there. "Sir, we want you to come with us." The man to the left said as he began to approach.
"I'm sorry, but I kind of have some things I need to get done. Maybe I'll hang out with you guys later." Kitty-Logan said to them with a smile as she tried to get past them.
"Sir, it is a bit suspicious when a man goes into the women's undergarments department." The man to the right told her.
"But all I want is to get some underwear for myself. And you have no idea how old my bra is." Kitty-Logan began to cry. Both men stood there not knowing what to do. "Is it so bad that I just want to get something?"
'I really need to get a new job.' The security guard to the right thought to himself. "Sir, I am sorry if I offended you, but we don't allow this sort of thing in here." He apologized.
"Fine!" Kitty-Logan threw down the dress. "I'll go somewhere else! I swear, like, once I tell all my friends how I was treated here, you guys will lose a lot of business." She pointed a finger at them as before she turned and marched off.
"There's something you don't see everyday." The one security guard commented to the other.
Kitty-Logan walked out of Lord and Taylor, very upset. 'I hate this, I want my own body back. At least then I wouldn't have a problem. What good is staying home if you can't even do anything.' She thought to herself as she passed a piercing shop.
"Hmm, Wolvie would look good with a earring." She said to herself as she walked into the store. Behind the counter was a guy with tattoo's and piercings covering his face.
"Can I help ya?" The guy asked as he came around the counter.
"Um, yes. I would like to get my ears pierced." Kitty-Logan smiled at him. 'He's cute.' She thought.
"Alright, sit in the chair." The guy pointed to the chair sitting right next to the register. He went into the back.
"I got to remember to come back here. I mean, he can't be more than twenty." She giggled to herself as he came back.
"You want both ears or just one?" The guy asked.
"I would like both, please." Kitty-Logan smiled at him. The guy took the ear-piercing-gun and punched a hole through Logan's left ear. She winced when she heard the click.
"Okay, now I'll give you-" The guy began to say when he saw the strangest thing happen. The ear he had just made a hole in closed up. 'What the hell.' The guy thought. "Sorry, but I got to redo this ear." He told Kitty-Logan.
"Take your time." She winked at him. The guy shuddered as he went back to trying to pierce the ear.
20 minutes later
"What is wrong with your ears?" The guy started shouting. "I've punched I don't know how many holes and they keep healing."
'Arg, this sucks. All I wanted to do was be nice and give him a earring.' Kitty thought to herself sadly. "Fine, I will, like, go somewhere else. You don't need to be rude." She stuck her nose up as she left the piercing store.
"Might as well go home I guess. Nothing else I can really do here. Wolvie's body sucks. How can he stand this?" She whispered to herself as she walked to the exit of the mall. She started walking to her car when she heard movement in the bushes. "Is someone, like, there?" Kitty-Logan asked.
A girl with brown hair appeared from the bushes. "Wolverine, I need your help." The girl said.
"Um, do I know you?" Kitty-Logan asked as she took a step back. 'Okay, this is totally weird. Unless Wolvie going around seeing younger girls. Ew.' She thought to herself.
"You don't remember me? X-23, you helped me out when the people from Weapon X were after me. They're after me again, I need your help." X-23 stated a bit annoyed he did not remember her.
"Here, why don't I take you back to the mansion with me. I can't really help you right now, I'm under curfew. Well, not really, I kind of snuck out of the mansion. But the Professor wanted to keep me locked up in there. You know how boring it is in there by yourself? Well, Toad was there, but he is totally disgusting. He made Miss. Munroe eat a bug." Kitty-Logan continued talking.
'Did they get a hold of him and mess with his mind? Or maybe is under some kind of drugs.' X-23 thought to herself. "That's great, but I need your help before they capture me. Let's just go back to your mansion." She said as Kitty-Logan lead her to the car.
3 Hours Later
X-23 sat staring at the Professor as if he was nuts. She then turned her head to look at Wolverine, who gave her a small smile. "Then where is Wolverine?" She asked him.
"He should be arriving home from school any minute now." The Professor told her with a small smile. Just his luck, the students entered the mansion from school. 'Logan, may I have a word with you?' Xavier telepathically sent to Wolverine.
"Y' goin' to pay for dis, Wolverine. I don't know when or where, but Gambit gonna get y'." Remy-Scott yelled at Logan-Gambit, who was heading for the Professor's office.
"Aw, come on, sugah. It ain't that bad." Rogue-John said as she placed John's hand on Scott's arm.
"Not dat bad? He yelled at de teacher about bein' wrong with somethin' dat happened in World War II. Den he stormed outta de classroom. Y' know how much detention Gambit is in now!" He began to regret saying that as she began squeezing Scott's arm.
"Yeah, Ah know how bad it is. YA PUT MEH IN DETENTION!" She yelled at him as she stomped off.
"Chere, wait." He called to her, but she kept on walking. 'Just great.' He thought to himself as Scott-Toad approached him. "What do y' want?" He sighed.
"You do remember you are taking Alex out for a brother day after school, right?" The X-Men leader asked the other man.
"Oui, Gambit knows. Take de brat to some bar and get drunk." Remy-Scott replied and got a nasty glare from Scott-Toad.
"That is not funny. You are taking Alex to the beach tomorrow. All you have to do is watch him and make sure nothing bad happens. Please do not mess this up." Scott-Toad asked him as nicely as he could.
"Fine, Gambit be nice." Remy-Scott said as he folded his arms over Scott's chest
Inside the Professor's Office
"X? Whatcha doin' here?" Logan-Gambit asked as he looked down at the girl.
"This is Logan? You need to put him back in his own body. He can not help me like this." X-23 looked over at the Professor.
"The only way I could return him back to his body is if Kitty goes into Gambit's." The Professor suggested.
"What? No way am I going in his body. Is this because I checked him out one time? Come on, I do that with every guy, well except the older men. I mean that is totally ew." Kitty-Logan began to say as she waved his hands in the air. She didn't know what she did, but she triggered his claws to extend. "Ow! Oh mah god, this hurts! Why don't you ever keep them inside. Speaking of which, make them go back. This is creepy!" She began to shriek.
"So do ya agree ta go into Gumbo's body?" Logan-Remy asked.
"Sure, fine. Just put these things back." She began to cry.
"Very well, give me an hour and you will be back in your body, Logan. X-23, if you would be so kind to wait outside." The Professor asked the young girl.
"Alright." She answered as she got up from her chair and walked out of the room.
An hour Later
Logan had never felt more happier to be in his own body again. Kitty had never figured out how to retract his claws and complained until she was switched into Gambit's body.
"Where are you going?" Kitty-Gambit asked as she saw Logan leave the office.
"Gotta go help the kid." He answered as he left.
'Might as well go tell Remy and Rogue. Oh my god, she is so going to kill me being in his body. Well, she had been in his body already.' She thought to herself as she left the office. She walked down the hallway and found Remy-Scott and Rogue-John talking to each other.
"Heya, Wolvie and I switched bodies so he got his back." Kitty-Gambit smile at him.
'Mon Dieu, non.' Remy-Scott thought to himself as he watched his body leave the room and enter the kitchen. 'Why does everythin' bad always happen to moi?'
End of Chapter 5
Special thanks to: Loneraven, bored247, kyo-kitty, WolvGambit Le Diable Blanc, sheisbeautiful-sheisnotme, Nettlez, Calico Joy, Nercia Gensis, Claudia (thanks for the idea :). Thank you all so very much for reviewing the last chapter (hugs ya all)
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