Warcraft World!
By Agent Smith
Intermission: Patch Time!
Both the Alliance and Horde had ceased fighting each other (with the exception of Hillsbrad Foothills... where the fighting never ends, even at 3 in the morning the day after the Rapture and a nuclear holocaust), to gather in their respective laggy capitals and awaiting the coming of the new patch. After a nice slow download and install, everyone was updated with the newest abilities and features which would be brought to the World of Warcraft.
By that I mean, newest incomplete systems and the latest in nerfs.
"Awww crap, now my summons do no damage, and my spells cost me half of my mana a cast." the Warlock cried, before he was immediately killed by a rogue.
"Hurrah! Now us rogues get 1000x attack damage towards an enemy fighting a mob, as well as AOE spells no longer reveal us from stealth." some random rogue exclaimed, as he was met with the roars of excitement from the other rogues which populated the server... which meant half the server.
"Hogwash! Now Paladins get free plate armor, free epic mounts, free freebies, free food, free water, free rank awards, free ranks, free contribution points, and free HKs by being within a 40 mile radius of any player killed, even if they are a rival faction." the Paladin said.
Then a mage ran in and killed them all with instant Arcane Explosion, before running out of mana and not being able to blink away from the 50 gankers bearing down on him because his blink got ended short by a bridge, or tiny speed bump, or jagged pebble.
All was well though, as the sins of the patch making things further infavor of dime-a-dozen classes were forgotten as everyone began to explore an exciting new area on the map where the monsters had no loot or experience and the terrain had plenty of holes leading to death drops.
To be continued...