Chapter 3 - Honor Farming

Private Joe entered Alterac Valley, finally, after sitting in the queue for about four and a half hours while he ran around Gadgetzan emote spamming lowbies.

"Wow, this place is great! Finally, the server will tremble underneath the feet of Joe the Shadow Priest!"

Finally, after 14 weeks non-stop of spamming TAB and Shadow Word Pain, Private Joe was now Grand Marshal Joe.

"Hahaha! 2300 hours of farming and I finally have a gear set that is less than comparable to that of an MC running guilds!" Grand Marshal Joe explained, as he led the final charge of his Alterac Valley zerglings into the Horde General's lair.

THEN, SUDDENLY, THEY ALL DIED.

"Wow, what happened to the AC?" Clara the Undead women asked. "It was as if God came in and struck them down himself."

Suddenly, Unoriginalbastard the Tauren Shaman walked out of the General's building, dusting off his hands.

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This brought plenty of rage towards the forums, as usual. Grand Marshal Joe was quick to vent his frustration.

"That is so unfair. Shaman's are so overpowered. Blizzard, get off your ass and do something!" Grand Marshal Joe exclaimed, met by the cheers of the AC.

"Stupid AC, Blizzard even said that Shaman's aren't overpowered, they are simply the only class that is balanced and complete." High Warlord Ted retorted, garnering his share of 'For the Horde''s.

"Isn't that just a fancy way of saying overpowered anyways?"

"Learn to play your class noob."

"Well, if Horde didn't exploit all the time..."

"Shut up, it's because all Alliance are little kids and have no coordination, whereas Horde is more skillful."

"Aka Geeks M I RITE?"

The fighting between the idiots worsened, until Blizzard finally stepped in.

"Ok, do to all the complaining... As well as with the inability to stop duping and gold farming, we are completely revamping World of Warcraft. Here are the patch notes..."

GENERAL

-Factions eliminated, as are PvP servers. Duels are the only way to fight other plays now.

-Classes are completely revamped. Rogue is now Assassin. Druid is Beastmaster. Mage is now Sorceress. Warriors are now Barbarians. Paladins and Priests are combined into one Paladin class. Warlocks have been revamped into the much wanted Necromancer. Hunters are now known as Amazons.

-Soulbinding is now removed. This should allow for more easy item trading.

-Monsters now drop tons of gold, which is now worthless.

-No need for mounts of any kind including air, as anyone can now teleport to set waypoints in the world, as long as they have discovered them and flagged them.

-Some world environments are now completely randomized!

SPELLS

-Skills of mass owning, such as Arcane Explosion, have been revamped into the mighty Shock Nova.

-Necromancers/Warlocks can now raise billions of lag enducing skeletons.

-Cooldown on Potions removed. In edition, belts can now hold varing numbers of potions outside of your other bags.

-Hunters/Amazons multishot will now kill everything on the screen with the right spam equipment.

COMING SOON

-We hope to removing those boring bosses like Ragnaros and Onyxia and replace them with classical badasses such as Diablo, Mephisto, Baal, and some other nameless garbage!

-We will also have Hyjal up... just not anytime in the near future.

THE END?