How to Deal
By: TheDayYouSaidGoodnight
Hi guys! Here again is my funny-romantic-stupid-dramatic-adventurous story. Anyone here who watches Samurai 7 and likes Kyuzo, email or review me. Okay my parts are still in third person.
"No need to curse, Gojyo, I think if you guys remember I bet with you that I could kill Hazel in 45 seconds with just a katana?" she says, drawing out her sword.
Flashback……
"Thanks, I didn't know he was that bad, killing demons, but making people under his command, huh? A katana can kill him in 45 seconds. Let's bet." She says, grinning
End flashback…………
"So how much will we bet?" Goku asks, trying to plan that Sanzo will give him some money.
"Eh! 10 yen! That's final!" Danielle scoffs as she tries desperately to get away from the gun poking at her head. She reflects the shiny blade of her katana to the moonlight and it shines so brightly that Gato's eyes were blinded and she escaped. "Now it's time."
"You're good, saaah-muhr-aii girl." Hazel laughs, "Ugh, enough trash talk. I'll try to dig my fighting skills like Kyuzo (I don't own Samurai 7 nor Kyuzo!) only I have one katana." She grins but fights.
Gato keeps on shooting his guns. Danielle blocks with a katana. She strikes but he shoves her. He tries to shoot her again but fails, it runs away from her foot.
"Sanzo-sama! May I borrow your shoreiju? Please." She says, "Are you crazy you bakayaro?"
"I promise Sanzo. I'll owe you 2 bullets okay." Sanzo threw the gun at her feet. "Please help me shoot right. I'm sorry I'll hurt someone." She prayed.
"Hmmm….she's just stupid and can't have a shoot. She is useless." Hazel says while scoffing. "Gato, attack."
Gato raced with his guns to the lady samurai. She said: "Ready the mind and seek the target!" a gunshot flew through the air, hitting Gato's chest. Hazel was too shocked to heal Gato.
"Why? How could a samurai know how to shoot and hurt?" Hazel shouted, "That's because she has faith and love in her heart, faith that she can defeat anyone who will harm her, love, love that she loves the company of not seeing other people hurt." Hakkai said,
"Hazel now is your last stand. I pity you, I will not kill you, but I'm ready to strike you if you dare harm Sanzo or any person close to my heart! Heal Gato and go before I kill you. " she says, he leaves and they go back to the inn.
Back at the inn…..
"Sanzo, here, domo arigato gozaimas. Take your gun, I wasted you a bullet. Sorry and cast off the bet. Let's just play Truth or Dare in the morning. Let's sleep. It's 10 in the evening. Goodnight." She said, covering herself with a blanket for it rained in that cold night.
Two or three hours later….
"Sure, Danielle, I'll eat that. What's that? Oh pork buns!" Goku yelled as he dreamt of food.
"I want sake, waiter, not beer!" Gojyo shouted in his sleep.
"Mother, 33 times 4 is not 67." Hakkai said, turning over, "It's 132."
The smell of smoke filled the room. There was no rain. It felt like the skies were calm finally. Danielle awakened from the familiar scent of cigarettes. She tiptoed, took her fan and motioned towards the balcony. She opened her fan and hid behind the door of the balcony. She saw a figure smoking. His golden blonde hair shined in the moonlight, like he was the sun of the night (; what figure of speech is this?). Looking at the beauty (bah!) of his face, she dropped her fan with a loud thump. She picked up her fan and walked towards her bed but a blanket was in the way so she tripped and fell in front of Sanzo in the balcony.
"Gomen, gomen, gomen. Sorry. I'm very clumsy…..I'm very clumsy." "What are you doing this time of night?"
"I was awakened by the smell of smoke. Yeah and I went up to take my fan because it was hot, yeah, that's it!" Danielle reasoned out.
"Don't lie, spit it out." "Okay, sheesh I'm a hothead like you too, I woke up because of the moonlight and the smoke. I took my fan to make sure there was no trouble. Then I saw a figure smoking in the veranda, tall, fair, with golden hair shining like the sun in the moonlight. Then my fan dropped and I picked it up and slipped and then you saw me. Okay, that tall, fair, handsome guy is you. Happy now?" she said, with a tinge of red on her cheek.
"Whatever. Let's go back to sleep or it's either we're sleep-deprived or I'll make you write a poem for three hours." Sanzo said, coldly, "Okay."
Morning…..
"OHAYO GOZAIMAS! Wake up corrupt monk and Filipina samurai girl!" Goku yelled,
"Ugh! Urusai!" a very famous paper fan whacked on Goku's head
"OWWWW! What was that forrr?" Goku said,
"I hope breakfast is not sashimi……Or I'll cut off the cook in pieces. Hakkai! Give me my katana, now or I'll behead you!" the samurai girl yelled at 120 decibels (that's deafening).
At the breakfast table…
"6 times 6 is 36 and if it is 9 time y equals 36, then y is equal to 4, huh?" she asked,
"Good morning. What will be your breakfast today?" asked the waiter.
"Everything on the menu!" Goku said, enthusiastically, "You hungry monkey!" everyone except Hakkai shouted grouchily.
"Wanna learn how to make lanterns?" the samurai girl asked, "No." everyone said, as the food was on everyone's plates.
After breakfast, in the room……
The lady samurai held out a ballpoint pen and some paper lying around the room. She wrote about the journey she was in….
"There's a journey, journey o the west
Only those who can go are the best
A fear of dying reigns takes part
But there's courage in your heart
One is a warrior with a code of honor
She values it because there is a donor
Carrying a katana by her side
Nothing wrecks her pride."
"Hey, you know, you youkai, this samurai woke up last night because of my cigarette smoke and moonlight she crept up like a spy, took her fan, spied behind the balcony doors, stared at me like I was the 'sun', dropped her fan, picked it up, slipped on a sheet and fell in front of me and even lied to me that the temperature was hot, that's why she got the fan but I told her to spill it and she said: 'Okay, sheesh I'm a hothead like you too, I woke up because of the moonlight and the smoke. I took my fan to make sure there was no trouble. Then I saw a figure smoking in the veranda, tall, fair, with golden hair shining like the sun in the moonlight. Then my fan dropped and I picked it up and slipped and then you saw me. Okay, that tall, fair, handsome guy is you. Happy now?' and she even blushed." Sanzo said in that cold Arctic-like voice.
"Shut up, Sanzo!" she said, dropping the poem she wrote on the ground.
"Hmm? What's this?" Hakkai asked, "A poem I made about this journey." She said,
"Wow! You can make a poem, you have a gift and you can use it well." Gojyo said, "Make a poem about food!" Goku yelled,
She took her fan, whacked it on Goku's said and said: "Shut it you idiot monkey. Sanzo, will you mind if I read your newspaper with you."
"Hmph." Sanzo said with no damn frickin' care………
Hours later that afternoon they left the inn with all their things and Goku ransacked the samurai girl's things and found no pink object. That ends our chapter.