How to Deal

Hey, please suggest me some chapter themes which are profusely insane. Thanks! This whole chapter was written on the account of boredom and wishes to inherit katanas. Flames freely damn accepted.

Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki or any song I post here, promise. I don't own "Wake me up when September ends."

Blah-thoughts

Continuing on a boring journey was a dumb bet made between Danielle, Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai.

"Let's have a bet. If I can make Sanzo not angry for the next 24 hours, we'll celebrate it a big sake drinking contest."

"If not?" asked Gojyo, "I'll have to wash all his dirty laundry." "Can we interrupt?" Goku asked, "Just spy, not really bonk in and dive into a freakish river!" she said, "Ok." The three nodded.

Later at sundown…….

"Just in time we came to this town! Hare heta, Hare heta!" Goku squealed in delight.

"Ch, let's find an inn. What exactly were you four talking about?" Sanzo mumbled, "Nothing!" the four innocently smiled.

At a hotel…..

"Ah, perfect, a large room, 5 cozy beds and one large, cool bathroom!" Hakkai said while Sanzo lit up a cigarette. She pulled it from his mouth and dropped it on the ashtray.

"What was that for?" the angry monk asked, "Nah, nothing. I just like doing things the way I do it."

After dinner and now ready to sleep…..

"Eww, never talk about that you pervy water imp." Goku yelled, "It's true, Goku, the ice cream could have damn salmonella bacteria." Gojyo said, grimacing.

"Shut that! It's annoying and freaky." Said the lady samurai who was putting her blade in front of the two idiots' faces. "If you have forgotten, I have a deadly sword that kills."

"Get to sleep you suckers." Sanzo said, lights out,

The next morning……

Unlike last night, the day was sunny but cold, it was windy and cold.

"Brrrr…. Ooohhhaaayyyooo ggoooozzzzaaaaiiimmaaassss, Brrrr!" Hakkai said, shivering

"Brrrr, achoo!" Gojyo and Goku sneezed at the same time and banged their heads to their pillows.

"Darn it. It's so cold and all what you morons can do is shiver." Sanzo said, wrapped up with a cloak and a thick robe.

"Shush, Sanzo, let's just get breakfast okay." She said, wrapping on her kimono which always gave her warmth and comfort. I hope breakfast is not something dumb.

At the dining room, the weather was warmer but it was still windy.

"I want four of everything in this menu." "Goku! You monkey! Have you got any idea how much that will cost us?" "Sorry."

"Oh, I like uhhhh, I like fried ox tongue." Gojyo said, like a tough guy.

"I'll have bacon with maple syrup, ham and egg. Get me a banana too." The lady samurai said,

"Pork buns! Pork buns! Pork buns! Pork-."

"THWACK!" Went the oh-so-famous paper fan.

"Urusai, monkey if you don't like to be in trouble." A familiar stone cold voice sounded out.

"Sanzo, don't be so rash on him. He's hungry." Hakkai said, "I'll have ramen."

"I'll have Japanese dumplings, extra rice and crabsticks and wrap it in nori (seaweed!) And 3 orders of 2 pieces of tempura."

"Sanzo? Is that you or you switched bodies with Goku." Gojyo asked, "I just like it, horny water monster!" Sanzo pointed the gun at Gojyo

"Yeah, that's him alright. Still remember the bet?" Danielle asked Hakkai and Goku, "Yeah! Let's do it! Come back at 2 or 3 in the afternoon." Goku said with Hakkai nodding, Hakuryuu said: "Kyuu!" in agreement.

After breakfast, taking a nice bath and dressing up, the three others (Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai) hid behind the room's door for Danielle to be able to convince Sanzo to go out and stop him from being angry for the whole day.

"Hi, Kouryu." She said, smirking, "What the hell?" "Let's just go out and see the beauty of nature, corrupt monk, or I'll let you eat miso soup for the whole of your life."

Of course, Sanzo can't eat miso soup for his whole life so he decided to go. Goku, Gojyo and Hakkai did thumbs up behind the door.

By the river near the inn…

"Summer has come and passed, the innocent can never last,
wake me up when September ends." Danielle said, looking at the autumn leaves.

"Really?" Sanzo asks absent-mindedly, "Like my fathers come to pass, seven years has gone so fast, wake me up when September ends." She sings, "Here comes the rain again, falling from the stars, drenched in my pain again, becoming who we are." Sanzo continues.

He knows "Wake me up when September ends"? Damn! She thought, "As my memory rests, but never forgets what I lost, wake me up when September ends." She continues the song but ends it at once.

"Why did you stop?" asked Sanzo, "Well I want to, monk." She said, "Please continue the song."

"Alright," she said as she began the song again,

"Summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends

Ring out the bells again
like we did when spring began
wake me up when September ends

Here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are." When she began the next, Sanzo sung the rest anyway. Stupid monk.

"As my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when September ends

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends

Like my father's come to pass
twenty years has gone so fast
wake me up when September ends
wake me up when September ends
wake me up when September ends." He sang well, bad monk!

"Maybe you've lost someone important to you so you sang it." He said, "Yeah, Sanzo, duh, a lot of people actually, maybe you too." She agreed, maybe.

Lunch….

"I ate more sushi than you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Sanzo said like a little child, "You won, let's go back." "Not unless I wet you with water." Wet, wet, wet, were the two.

Back at the inn….

"Whoa, Sanzo looks happy." Said Gojyo, Goku was humming to the tune of "Wake me up when September ends." Hakkai was smiling.

"Ya know, you guys, me and Sanzo sung "Wake me up, when September ends." Danielle said, drying her wet hair.

Wow, too much songs and misery are bad for you, don't eat too much and don't let river drifters wet you. That is the lesson of this chapter.