How to Deal

Waaaa! Please give me a review even if it's a flame, I don't care anyway, and I don't read some of my reviews. Onegai! WHACK! Uh, Kougaiji OOC-ness in this chap. Sorry to all Kougaiji fans.

Chapter 6:

Bad Hair Day

That night they slept well but in the morning was a big dream problem…..

Dream………

On the way, the Sanzo Party was driving across the dry desert. In a sudden flash of light, a red-haired demon with 3 others on dragons flashed in front of their jeep.

"Mwahaahahahahaha!" the red-haired demon named Kougaiji said, "I will cut your blonde hair once and for all!"

"Yeah! Cut the monk's hair once and for all!" an orange-haired demon named Lirin said, "It's about time Sanzo's got a haircut." Yaone and Dokugakuji high-fived.

Hakkai's eyes bulged and his monocle fell off. Gojyo choked on his beer. Goku's head bumped the floor. Sanzo gritted his teeth hard enough to break a rock, Danielle took off the ponytail on her short black hair and gave a blank but worried expression.

Kougaiji took his scissors and made the sound of hair being cut. "Say goodbye to your beautiful blonde hair! Hahahahaha!" "Wait! Darn no! Is blonde hair more precious than black hair? Only a few chosen people have its rich color. Tell ya what; I'll cut off a portion of my short nape-long black hair then you free us." Danielle said, standing in the sand, yelling it out and taking her blade out of its scabbard.

Kougaiji and his companions thought of it. They thought that it would be nice to see a girl whose hair will be cut just for a stupid deal. "Alright, give me your hair." Dokugakuji said, nodding.

"No, Danielle! Your hair is too precious to do so." Hakkai said, "It doesn't matter." And she winked; no one knew what it meant.

She took her blade, knelt on the sand, placed it on her hair. She started to place it nearer and nearer. Yaone saw that her hair was also black but smirked and tried to know what could happen.

Danielle slashed the blade on her hair, she caught the hair in her bruised hands of war, her hair wasn't below-the-nape-long anymore; it was until 3 centimeters above the bottom of her nape.

"Noooo! Why would a samurai do that?" Goku yelled, "It's the end of the world. Danielle, Danielle, Danielle!"

In the real world…..

"Why is this girl still not awake, its 6:30!" asked Gojyo while Goku kept on yelling the samurai's name. Hakkai was wondering why, he shook her, but she was entangled in a nightmare. Sanzo tried firing the bullets and whacking her head with the fan (ouch! Whack!) But she was still asleep. Sanzo thought of something. He took a pail of ice cold water. He said "Stand back!" then the water hit Danielle's face. She woke up and shook herself. "I had a bad dream last night that I cut my hair for the sake of you guys."

Everybody can't choke back their laugh and kept on.

"I can't take it anymore, my sides are splitting!" Gojyo said, bumping his cockroach head on the floor.

When they went out of the inn……

"I'm hungry." Said Goku, "Can we go somewhere not an inn, I like camping." Everybody looked at Danielle, "C-c-c-c-camping?" Gojyo asked at the sound of the horrible word.

"I want camping. I like mushrooms." Goku said, "No! The horror! Noo! The horror! Poisoned mushrooms! Wolf Clan sledgers (if you know Battle Realms, you'll get what I mean) and angry lemurs will attack me!" Gojyo said,

"Forgive him; I remember when Goku went to find people who could help us but who he got were Wolf Clan sledgers." Hakkai said, "I can't even believe this kappa is afraid of camping. Why, even a woman is braver than him." Sanzo murmured

At sunset, in a desolated creepy forest…..

"I guess we'll have to camp here." Hakkai said, "Okay, who'll get the food?" "I will!" Goku said, "Water?" "I will." Danielle said, "Isn't it too dangerous?" Gojyo asked, she pushed up her blade and showed her weapon.

"Who'll get the firewood?" "I will, I won't live with this kappa!" Sanzo said, "So I and Gojyo will make the tent. Okay. Good luck." Hakkai said.

In the forest……

Sanzo, Goku and Danielle went off to find the stuff. "Danielle, do you have a Japanese name?" "Sure, Goku." "What is it?" "Danieru." "Wow! It means: da is for strike, your katana, ni is for child, you are childlike but mature, e is grace, I think your intelligence is cool and ru is flow, as in knowledge flows from you!" Goku said (A/N: I got that from a site) "Look! A mushroom!" Goku yelled, "No Goku, it is dangerous, it's a poisonous one!" Sanzo said,

A large bunch of dried twigs and stick were on Sanzo's arm, Danielle had 3 pails of water from a large spring which was a bit shallow. Nuts and berries and the segments of a bamboo were with Goku.

Back at camp……

Hakkai and Gojyo had the tent made. The three had got the materials and were ready for the night. They made the campfire to cook anything they could eat, the nuts and berries needn't be cooked. The 10 bamboo tubes Goku had were plates for food and water and they were covered in one side by another piece of bamboo.

That night…..

Dinner consisted of rice, water, nuts and berries; ya know the usual camp stuff. They took turns in bathing in the far hot spring. The night was set but at the dead of the night they heard trees rustling. The Sanzo-ikkou went outside and saw savage prehistoric cavemen-like people pointing their crude stone spears to the gang.

"What are we gonna do now? But no one can mess with us, right?" Goku and Danielle chorused.

Hahahahah! Evil cliffhanger! Reviews please!