How to Deal
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Chapter 7:
Burning sword
Where we were last chapter...
"What are we gonna do now? But no one can mess with us, right?" Goku and Danielle chorused.
Present chapter:
"Urusai!" THWACK! THWACK! SLASH! Was the sound of a fan on two heads and a sword slash on a tree.
"Okay, this is hard. Cavemen!" "Eh, baka kappa!" "Stop it!" "I'm hungry!" "Yare yare desu ne."
The cavemen with spears thrust it closer to the five and spoke in cave language.
"Oh perfect! Now what?" Gojyo asked, as his cockroach head started to be dizzy.
"Well, I think they don't stand chances without weapons." Hakkai said, "Why?" Danielle said, "Look well. Let's just fight."
The cavemen's spears first pointed at their feet. When the spears were shot, they leapt back in and were saved. The melee/gun combat started critically. Danielle dipped her sword into poisonous snake venom and covered her hands so it will not harm her.
"Darn snake venom." Danielle muttered as cavemen brawled just at her sight.
She adjusted the friction on her sword and saw fire. She entered the sword into the flame and the flame was on the sword but it wasn't burning. The cavemen and the ikkou were surprised.
"Let's get rollin'!" Goku said, as his pole had killed a few more. Sanzo, although not engaging in melee/ hand-to-hand combat was killing a lot of savage attackers. Gojyo and Hakkai were doing well side by side. Danielle's burning sword had opened a new style of fighting. Her opponents burned because of the katana, the deadliest kind of sword in the world. The flame of the sword and the snake venom did double damage. She was perfect to the eyes of others but she had a true weakness in the depths of her heart.
The last caveman bowed before the brave fighters. The fighting stopped at morning. Corpses and blood scattered all over the place, time to get away.
"Well, why was the sword burning?" Gojyo asked, "Oh I put it on a fire. Ha." Danielle said,
"Hakkai, comment: your shirt is ripped." Goku said, Hakkai's face was blue.
"Sanzo, here's a joke: Betty died last night. Did she die?" Danielle asked, "No." "You're right." "Oy, samurai, who among us do you call a cross of a million monkey cages and a glowing ball of fire?" Gojyo asked, puffing on his cigarette.
"Goku? He's a monkey." "I'm not a monkey!" "Ok, I wanna know." "It's Sanzo." "I don't get it!" "The glowing fire ball; sun, million monkey cages; zoo, so, it becomes SANZO!" Gojyo explained then a white fan sparred with his head.
"Owww! Can't you take a joke?" "Lighten up, monk, smile." "Goku, at the count of three, tickle Sanzo." Danielle said, holding out a digital camera and saying it at 0 decibels. "1...2...3!" then Goku tickled Sanzo until he laughed. Danielle took a picture, just at the right time and showed the group the pic.
"Hahahaha! Sanzo you're funny." Goku said, as they arrived at an inn, looking at the preview of the picture on Danielle's digital camera.
THWACK! "Ouch!" was the reply of a samurai ad a young youkai.