Crazy
Disclaimer: Don't own the X-men. Not that creative. But, for all you cute guys out there, I can be very creative in bed. XD
Chapter 2- An Idea
Remy went back to the house he shared with John and Piotr with an idea he thought they would like.
"Honey! Remy's home!" Remy screamed playfully as he entered the Acolyte house. Technically they weren't Acolytes anymore, with Magneto gone, but they had no other name for themselves.
"Remy!" John screamed. He ran towards Remy and hid behind him.
"Save me!" he said.
Piotr walked with a silent anger into the foyer/common room.
"What'd y' do?" asked Remy.
"I accidentally set his favorite easel on fire," said John. His eyes glazed over. "It was beautiful, the way it lit up…"
Remy froze. He quickly stepped out from in front of John.
"Dat's y're problem mon amie," he said. He didn't want to get between that fight, especially since it was Piotr's favorite easel factoring this.
"Mais, before y' kill John, Piotr, Remy has an idea that would interest de both of you," he said.
"What is it?" said Piotr. He leaned casually against the doorframe.
"Rogue needs t' get out for awhile," said Remy. "Jean's been pissin' her off lately n' she's getting mo' and mo' frustrated."
"So? Get to the point mate. How does this interest us?" asked John. He went to sit on the love seat.
"Remy was gettin' there," said Remy he went to sit down on the couch in the common room. "Remy was thinkin', how about take Rogue out for awhile, like t' a beach house? Then Remy thought it'd be mo' fun for her if she brought her friends. That's where y' two come in."
"Yeah…" said Piotr.
"If Rogue picked two friends t' go with, she'd pick Wanda n' Kitty," said Remy. John and Piotr's ears perked up with the mention of Wanda and Kitty.
"Remy knows he don't want t' be stuck in a house wit three girls, including Rogue and Wanda, mais he wants t' spend time with Rogue," said Remy. "So Remy was thinkin' if y' two'd like t' go t'?"
"I mean, Remy knows how you like Kitty," Remy said to Piotr. "n' how y' like Wanda, John. T'ough, it'll be hard t' get her t' like y' t' won' it?"
John shook his head. "Like you," he said. "Wanda and I have been going out for awhile. We've just kept it a secret."
Remy shook his head. "Remy can't believe it. Y' too are probably the best and at the same time the oddest couple," he said.
"So we're agreed? We go?" asked Remy.
"Yeah, we go," said Piotr.
"Do you even have to ask?" asked John. He rubbed his hands together. "Quality alone time with Wanda? It's a dream come true!"
"Okay, Piotr, y' have t' tell de petite, John, tell Wanda," said Remy. "I'll tell Rogue."
"When are we leaving?" asked Piotr.
"Remy's not sure yet," he said. "Remy has t' go talk to the Professor, t' get permission. Den we figure out the details. Remy's hopin' we can leave in 'bout two weeks. So after dinner Remy'll go over to the institute again."
(-strawberrie-)
Remy sneaked carefully back into the institute. Once inside he looked around confused. He wasn't sure exactly how to get to the Professor's office. He only ever went to the institute to find Rogue.
:Turn to the left, go all the way down the hall.: Remy jumped. He had never had someone talk to him telepathically like this. :Enter the elevator, press 'B'. When you get off the elevator take a right. My office is at the end of the hall: said the Professor.
"Merci," Remy whispered, since he didn't know how to respond using his mind.
Remy followed the Professor's instructions and found himself in front of his office.
He hesitated and then knocked lightly.
"Come in," he heard from inside.
Remy opened the door and stepped into a large office, with a couple of single chairs and two loveseats.
"Sit down," said the Professor. Remy sat.
"May I help you Mr. Lebeau?" asked the Professor.
"Remy has a favor t' ask of y'," said Remy.
"Yes?" asked the Professor.
"Remy was thinkin' Rogue needs some time away from the institute. Like a kind of vacation," said Remy. "So Remy thought he could take Rogue away for awhile, t' mebbe a beach house or something. Remy was also thinking Kitty, Wanda, John and Piotr could tag along."
"So are you asking my permission?" asked the Professor.
"Well," said Remy. "Oui."
The Professor nodded. "Taking some time away, with such company as you all will be good for Rogue. I fear she's reaching the end of her patience fast," he said. "I have a beach house that you can use. It has the basics and three bedrooms. The garage can fit three cars. The beach is literally in your backyard. Will that be an okay place for you all to go?"
"That'll be perfect," said Remy. "Merci Professor."
"When do you plan on leaving?" asked the Professor.
"In two weeks," said Remy. "I want us to stay there for a month."
The professor nodded again. He opened one of his desk drawers and pulled out six sets of keys. He handed them to Remy.
"Here are they keys to the house," said the Professor. He pulled out some papers, which he also handed to Remy. "Here are the directions to the house."
Remy looked at the papers and found the beach house to be a good six-hour drive.
"I'll give Rogue and Kitty money for your food and things," said the Professor.
"Thank y' very much," said Remy. "Remy thinks it's time t' go now."
"Your welcome," said the Professor. "Goodbye Mr. Lebeau. I expect for you to be personally handing me back the keys."
Remy nodded and stood up. "Nice talking with you," he said and left.
(-strawberrie-)
When Remy came back to the Acolyte house, John was watching some cartoons while Piotr read a book nearby.
"So what's happening?" asked John when Remy entered.
"Tell the filles," said Remy. "We're leaving in two weeks."
(-no more strawberries-)
Aw, no Rogue in that chapter. Tear (that was sarcasm)
Anyway, this is probably going to be one of my favorite stories authored.
I'm sorry if I sound mean and rude in my Author's Notes. People who bitch and moan about the stupidest things really get on my nerves. I have zero tolerance for those types of people.