Crazy

Disclaimer: Don't own the X-men. I'm only that creative in bed.

Authors Note: I have no idea how to do Piotr's accent, or his way of speaking or whatever, so he's just going to be regular, except he'll call Kitty, Katya.

Last Time:
When Remy came back to the Acolyte house, John was watching some cartoons while Piotr read a book nearby.
"So what's happening?" asked John when Remy entered.
"Tell the filles," said Remy. "We're leaving in two weeks."

Chapter 3- Telling the Girls

Kitty jumped when her cell phone rang. She was sitting down on her bed daydreaming about Piotr in peace, since Rogue was in the Danger Room with Logan.

Kitty grabbed her cell phone. "That'd be funny if it was Piotr," she thought.

"Like, Hello?" said Kitty.

"Katya?" said the person on the other end of the phone.

Kitty froze. "Piotr?" she said.

"Yeah," said Piotr.

"Oh my God," mouthed Kitty. She shifted positions on her bed.

"Katya?" said Piotr. "You there?"

"Yes, I'm here," said Kitty. "How'd you get my number?"

"Remy got it for me from Rogue," said Piotr.

"Oh," said Kitty. "So, what's up?"

"Uh," said Piotr. "Remy's inviting everyone to go to a beach house in two weeks. He said John and I could bring a friend. You want to go with me?"

"Sure!" said Kitty enthusiastically. She jumped and nearly fell off the bed. "Uh, I mean, yeah, like, that's cool. Who else will be going?"

"Remy's bringing Rogue, and John's bringing Wanda," said Piotr.

"Cool," said Kitty. "So it's like a couple's thing?"

"Uh, yea," said Piotr. "We don't have to be a couple if you don't want to, I mean, we could just go as friends."

Kitty smiled. "I think I'd like to go as more than friends," she said.

"Sure," said Piotr. "That'd be great."

"So, like, when are we going?" asked Kitty.

"In two weeks," said Piotr. "Don't tell Rogue or Wanda, that's Remy and John's job. They should know by tomorrow."

"Okay!" said Kitty. "Like, see you then!"

"See you, Katya," he said and hung up.

Kitty hung up her side of the phone too. She squealed and jumped up and down, actually falling off the bed this time.

"You are such a klutz," said Rogue. She had entered the room just as Kitty fell.

"What are you so happy about?" asked Rogue.

"You'll find out soon!" said Kitty. She ran into her and Rogue's walk in closet and started planning out what she was going to wear.

"Grr," she thought. "I like, have absolutely nothing to wear."

She stuck her head out of the closet.

"Rogue, you want to go clothes shopping with me tomorrow?" she asked.

(-strawberrie-)

Wanda Maximoff or the Scarlet Witch was beyond pissed. She hadn't seen John in a week and was suffering from sudden withdrawal symptoms which made her irritated and cranky.

"Stupid Pyro," she said as she walked into her room.

"Hey! I resent that remark!" said John. He was sitting on her bed waiting for her.

"John!" she exclaimed. She ran to her bed and jumped on him. She kissed him passionately and thoroughly.

"Hey luv!" said John. "Miss me?"

Wanda shook him. "Where have you been?" she said. "It's been a week! A week!"

John kissed her. "Been busy," he said. In one swift move he put her under him. "But for now I have all the time in the world for you."

He started kissing her. Within minutes they were both shirtless and groping each other's waistline.

"Man, I've missed this," said Wanda.

(-strawberrie-)

"Hey luv?" asked John after they'd finished having sex.

"Yeah John?" asked Wanda.

"Remy, Piotr are taking Rogue and Kitty to a beach house in two weeks. We'll be staying there for a month. You wanna go with me?" he asked. He reached over and pulled out a set of keys and dangled it in front of her face.

Wanda lifted her head. "A month of alone time with you?" she asked. She grabbed the keys. "Where do I sign up?"

(-strawberrie-)

Rogue was sitting at her and Remy's spot in the middle of the woods that was on Institute ground. Remy had called her telling her to meet him there, that he had a surprise.

She felt strong arms wrap around her from behind.

"Hey swamp rat," she said.

Remy lifted her and placed her so that she was under him.

"Hey river rat (1)," he said.

"So what's the surprise?" asked Rogue.

Remy dangled a set of keys in front of Rogue's face.

"Y', Remy, John, Wanda, Piotr n' Kitty are goin' t' go t' a beach house in two weeks for a month," said Remy.

Rogue turned to look at him. "Really?" she asked.

Remy nodded. "Really," he said. "A month away from Jean, away from de institute n' a month with Remy, on de beach. As in we're goin' t' a beach house."

Rogue tackled him in a hug. "Thanks Rem!" she said. "This is just what Ah need!"

Remy laughed. "Y're welcome chere," he said.

"So that's what Kit was so happy about," said Rogue.

"What?" asked Remy.

"When ah went inta mah room this afternoon Kitty was jumping and fell off tha bed in happiness. When Ah asked her what was up she said Ah'd find out lata," said Rogue.

"Yeah, this is a good opportunity for Kitty and Piotr t' hook up," said Remy. "They've been eyeing each other f' long enough now."

They laid there in each other's arms for awhile.

"Got t' go now chere," said Remy.

"Okay," said Rogue. They got off of each other and stood up.

Remy kissed the top of her head. "Stay belle chere," he said.

Rogue laughed. "Ah will," she said. "Bye."

(-strawberrie-)

That night Rogue lay in bed, lost in thought.

A whole month with Rem, John, Piotr, Kitty and Wanda. It's lahke a dream come true, and at a beach house!

Rogue rolled over so that she was facing the wall.

What am ah doing to do? Ah can't touch! No laying around on da beach getting a tan in a skimpy bathing suit that Remy'd lahke. Every where ah go ah'll havta cova (cover) up. Damn this mutant ability.

Rogue laid there, thinking for awhile.

That's it. No more of this. Ah'm going inside my head. The only one that can help meh is meh. I'm going to conquer my power.

(-no more strawberries-)

(1) Is it River Rat or River Mouse?

Arg! Piotr's toneish is so off! I don't know how to get it! Imma have to read some Kiotr stories again so I can get his tone back on track. Bear with me until then!

Yeah! Rogue's going to figure out how she can touch! If you read that part, in We're Supposed To Set an Example I said that I'd write another story that actually goes into how Rogue gets control of her powers. This is that story.

Next Chapter: Control