Crazy

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Kitty went up to him and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"Don't worry," said Kitty. "As soon as they mentioned 'date' I was about to tell them I'm taken. I've like, waited too long for an opportunity like this with you to let it go away." Kitty smiled.
"Besides," she said. "I bet he like, doesn't carry the goods like you do."

(-strawberrie-)

She started to kiss him passionately. "I'm sorry," she said in between kisses. "But seeing you all dripping and wet turns me on."
She started to take off his trunks while he got her bikini off, David totally forgotten by both of them.

(-strawberrie-)

"Ah'd nevah cheat on ya," she said. She kissed him slowly, her tongue sliding in and out of his mouth.
"Okay?" she asked.
"Okay," said Remy.
Rogue smiled. "Good," she said. She got up and pulled Remy up too.
"Let's go an ordah some pizzah foah dinner," said Rogue.

Chapter 10- Remy's Surprise

The next morning Rogue woke up refreshed and energized.

She turned over in Remy's arms to look at him.

"Awww," she thought. He was sleeping peacefully with a slight smile on his lips.

"Probably thinking of meh," thought Rogue. "Then again, if he was thinking of meh, he'd be drooling." She smiled.

"Ah think ah'll give him his surprahse today," Rogue thought.

She kissed his lips softly and slowly eased out of the covers and Remy's arms.

"Chere?" Remy asked sleepily.

"Shhh," said Rogue. "Go back ta sleep. Ah'll be rahte back."

Remy sleepily nodded, rolled over and went back into dreamland.

Rogue put on a robe and went to Wanda and John's door.

She knocked but there was no answer, so she knocked harder.

"What!" demanded Wanda.

"Ah need ta talk ta ya," said Rouge.

"Sure," said Wanda. "Come in."

"Are ya decent?" asked Rogue.

"Yes!" said Wanda. "Just get in and talk so I can go back to sleep."

Rogue entered to see Wanda glaring at her while John was in a tangled mess of sheets on the floor, still sleeping.

"Ah need ya're help with Remy's surprahse," said Rogue.

"Yeah?" said Wanda. Rogue sat down in the desk chair and explained her surprise.

"Oh wow," said Wanda. "Remy's gonna die. But why do you need my help?"

"Ah need ya and John ta leahve afta Remy does," said Rogue. "Ah'll put a red bandana on the front porch when it's okay ta come back heah."

"Cool," said Wanda. "I'll see you when ah get up."

Rogue nodded, got up and exited.

(-strawberrie-)

Next Rogue went downstairs to Kitty and Piotr's room.

"Guys?" asked Rogue. She knocked.

"Yes?" said Piotr.

"Can ah come in?" asked Rogue.

"Sure," said Piotr.

Rogue entered and saw Piotr and Kitty sitting at the desk. They were both on their laptops, still in their nightclothes.

"What's up?" asked Kitty.

Rogue sat on the bed that looked like none of them used.

"Interesting," thought Rogue. "Looks lahke they're getting along."

"Ah need ya're help," said Rogue. "It's about Remy's surprahse."

"Uh huh?" said Kitty. Rogue proceeded to explain her surprise.

"Cool!" said Kitty.

"What do you want us to do?" asked Piotr.

"Well, Kitty, ah need ya ta get tha mail and hand Remy his 'letter'," said Rouge. "And Piotr, Ah'll need ya're help moving stuff. Other than that, ah just need ya ta leahve afta Remy and stay gone until ah ya see a red bandana on da front porch."

"Like, cool," said Kitty.

"Remy's going to be very happy," said Piotr. "Good job."

"Thanks," said Rogue. "Ah'll se ya at breakfast k?"

"Of course," said Kitty. She turned back to her computer.

"Bye," said Piotr as he did the same.

Rogue got up and left.

(-strawberrie-)

Rogue went to the office that they had discovered a yesterday when they were unpacking. It had a door that led to the indoor pool and the three Jacuzzi's that were big enough for only two people.

Yesterday

Kitty screamed. "Oh my gosh!" she said.

The rest came at a dead run.

"What? What?" asked Piotr. He was in metal form. John had his lighter lit, Remy had charged a card, while Wanda's hands were blue, waiting to hex something. Rogue stood there, ready for anything.

"There's like, an indoor pool!" said Kitty jumping up and down.

Everyone relaxed and undid their powers.

"Is that all?" asked John.

Kitty rolled her eyes. "Look!" she said. She pressed a button and the bookshelves lining the wall separated and you saw a beautiful indoor pool.

It was made to look like a tropical island with a waterfall on one end, flowers and plants surrounding it.

"Are they real?" asked Wanda in awe. She went and touched one. "Oh my gosh, the plants are real."

"No freahking way," said Rogue. She had pressed another button and the trees had shifted to show three rooms with Jacuzzi's big enough for two people.

"This is so friggin' awesome!" said John. "I don't think I'm leaving this room all vacation."

Present

Rogue turned on the computer in the office and quickly typed a letter to Remy.

Remy,

Meet me in town at Coffee n' Stuff at noon. It's a little Coffee Shop on Honeydew Drive. You and I need to talk about something that should be mine, Rogue. Don't tell Rogue, just show up.

-Travis

"Hopefully this'll work," thought Rogue. She printed and folded it and put it in their mailbox. Then she went back inside and got ready for her day.

(-strawberrie-)

"Mail call!" said Kitty as she came into the kitchen. They were all eating breakfast at the table in the kitchen.

"Ooh, the Prof sent us mail," said Kitty. She opened it. "It says, I hope you all are pleased with the house. Since I got it, I added some new editions like the little button in the office and behind the trees. Have a restful and fun vacation."

"PS," said Kitty. "Logan says hi to the girls and I'm watching you to the guys."

"Dat's nice of him," said Remy.

"Oh yeah, Remy," said Kitty. "You like, have something." She handed him the paper with his name on the front.

"Who's it from?" asked Rogue.

"It doesn't say," said Remy. He turned it, and opened it and read it, his face becoming angry.

"What does it say?" said Rogue.

"Notin' really," said Remy. He looked at the clock, 11:30.

"Why don't ah believe ya?" asked Rogue.

Remy looked at her. "Jus says some stuff 'bout a new motorcycle dat came out," he lied. He got up.

"I'm goin' t' town," he said.

"Can ah come?" asked Rogue.

"No," said Remy. Rogue frowned. "Remy'll be right back."

Rogue looked at him. "Fine," she said. She got up and put her dishes in the sink to soak.

Remy got up, walked over to her and put his arms around her. "Don' worry chere," he said. "Remy'll be back before y' know it."

Rogue sighed. "Okay," she said slowly. Remy hugged her, grabbed the keys RAV4 and left.

As soon as he walked out of the door Rogue sighed in relief.

"Good acting," commented Wanda.

"Six flames up," said John as he made fire hands with their thumbs up with his lighter.

"Thanks," said Rogue. "Okay, it'll take him about thirty minutes ta get there, he'll wait foah an houah (hour) an houah and a half, because of his manly prahde, and come back in again. That means ah have two houahs ta get ready."

"How long will you like, take?" asked Kitty.

"Ah need Piotr ta help meh take the motorcycle (hint hint) ta the porch," said Rogue. "Otha than that it shouldn't take too long."

"Cool," said John. "Well, Wanda and I are out. We're going to this dance club I heard about yesterday. Piotr? Kitty? Wanna come?"

"I'll help Rogue with the motorcycle and then we'll come," said Piotr.

"Well hurry up mate," said John. "I'm ready to shake what my momma gave me."

Piotr looked at John strangely. "I'm sure you are," he said. He got up from the table.

"Where is the motorcycle again?" he asked Rogue.

(-strawberrie-)

Remy came back from the coffee shop fuming.

"When I get my hands on that piece of merde who stood me up…" he thought.

He walked into the house and dumped his keys on the counter.

"Guys?" he screamed into the house. There was no answer.

"Rogue?" he asked again. He heard no reply.

"Dat's strange," thought Remy. He looked on the kitchen table for a note and found one.

Come to the back porch.

Confused, Remy complied with the note and went out back to the porch.

As soon as he got onto the porch, there Rogue was, in the middle of the porch, wearing the sexiest bikini Remy's ever seen. Even in his wildest dreams he had never imagined Rogue in anything such as what she was wearing and that was saying a lot.

That wasn't all, Rogue was leaning against a black motorcycle. On the side in red letters it said, "Gambit" with a flaming joker card dotting the "I." On the other side it had a king and queen of hearts. Remy's helmet had a king of hearts on both sides, while Rogue's had a queen of hearts.

Remy's jaw dropped.

"Surprise," said Rogue.

(-strawberrie-)

Rogue didn't think Remy's jaw could go any further, it was already at the core of the earth. She also didn't think his eyes could come out any further, or get any bigger than they already were.

Remy looked at the sky.

"Remy don' know what he did t' deserve dis, but thanks," he said.

Rogue laughed. Remy looked her up and down, looked at the bike and back at Rogue's face, still shocked.

"Are dey both for me?" he asked.

"We're all yars," said Rogue, indicating her and the bike.

Remy went and picked her up.

"We'll be right back," he said to the bike.

"Too bad you won't be staying in that suit for long," he said as he and Rogue disappeared into the house.

(-strawberrie-)

After an intense two hours of sex Remy and Rogue fell asleep. Thirty minutes later Rogue woke up and woke Remy up too.

"Five more minutes chere," said Remy, sleepily.

"Don't ya want ta ride ya're new bike?" asked Rogue.

Remy bolted up. "Let's go," he said, already halfway to the door.

Rogue giggled. "What?" asked Remy.

"Ya might want ta put some clothes on first," said Rogue. "Ah don't think tha neighborhood will appreciate ya going out naked."

Remy sighed exasperatedly. He speed walked to his drawer, took out some pants which he quickly put on and zipped and grabbed a shirt which he put on also.

"Let's go," he said. Rogue laughed. All the buttons in Remy's shirt had been put in the wrong holes.

"Calm down," said Rogue as she got out of bed and walked over to him. She started kissing him, and as she did, she undid and redid Remy's buttons properly.

"There," said Rogue. "All done."

"Can we go now?" asked Remy.

Rogue rolled her eyes. "Ya're lahke a five year old," she said. She quickly put on some shorts, sandals and a tank top.

She grabbed a red bandana to put on the front porch. "Let's go," she said.

(-strawberrie-)

Twenty minutes later, Remy was doing 120 mph on the highway. Rogue was holding on to him tightly, laughing and squeezing him harder when he dangerously switched lanes or curved unnecessarily.

"Ah think it's tahme ta go back now Remy," screamed Rogue.

"Okay," Remy screamed back. "Hmm, I don't feel like findin' an exit an' turnin' around. Let's just go over the middle. Help me out okay Rogue?"

"What!" screamed Rogue. "No!" Too late.

Remy quickly turned and raced to the middle of the highway, popping a wheelie (1). Rogue used Ororo's control over the weather to summon winds to take them to the other side.

Rogue screamed and held onto Remy tighter while Remy laughed.

As soon as the motorcycle touched the ground Remy turned so that they were facing the right direction.

The other cars honked their disapproval, but Remy and Rogue paid no mind since a couple of seconds later they were gone.

"Thanks chere," said Remy.

"Are ya crahzy?" screamed Rogue. "Ya could have killed us!"

"Could have, but didn't," said Remy.

Rogue growled. "Ahmma get ya when we get home," she said.

Remy laughed.

(-strawberrie-)

"Let's stop for awhile," said Remy. He stopped and parked in front of Coffee n' Stuff.

Remy got off the bike and helped Rogue off of it too.

"It was y' who sent me de note oui?" said Remy. Rogue nodded, unable to speak. She breathed in and out, trying to catch her breath.

"That was awesome," said Rogue. "We gotta do this again."

"Of course chere," said Remy smiling. "Of course."

They started to walk down the street, passing by the shops, not really knowing or caring where they were going.

As the turned the corner they saw Travis.

"Hey Travis," said Rogue. He came up to them.

"Hey Rogue," said Travis. He looked at Remy, dismissed him and turned to Rogue looking her up and down.

"Ya know mah boyfriend Remy rahte?" asked Rogue.

"Yeah," said Travis.

"Then ah suggest ya say hello ta him," said Rogue. "Don't be rude."

Travis nodded at Remy. "Sup?" he asked.

Remy nodded in return.

"Anyway," said Rogue. "We gotta go. See ya later."

Travis nodded. "See you," he said.

(-strawberrie-)

After they parked Remy's motorcycle in the driveway Remy took Rogue in his arms, dipped her and kissed her.

"What was that?" asked Rogue when she was standing upright again.

"I wanted an official endin' t' de surprise," said Remy. "Dat seemed t' fit."

Rogue laughed and they went inside.

"Hey guys!" said Wanda from the kitchen. She and the rest were sitting and talking. "Have fun?"

"Tons," said Remy. He and Rogue sat down. "I don' think I'm leavin' after de month is over if Rogue's goin' t' keep givin' me days like dis." He looked at Rogue hopefully.

Rogue looked at him. "We'll see," she said. Remy groaned while the rest laughed.

(-no more strawberries-)

What do you think? You like, you hate? I actually loved this surprise idea. Except Remy didn't really do much with the bathing suit except get Rogue out of it. So now you know what I mean when I say 'surprise.' But anyway, I'll post the next surprise when I think of a good one, for now, on with the plot. I'll post a new chapter sometime this weekend.

Clarifications/Comments:

(1) Did I spell that right?

Love Always!

Strawberrie