I do not own Star Wars. George Lucas does though (Bless him!) I own Gizmo and myself. Kuro and D3pa1 are my friends, I have no ownership over them either. BUT I DO OWN THE STAR WARS BOXED SET! Kinda popped into my mind this fic.
ʓʓʓ These signs means the starting of a new paragraph, or some reason my indent thingy won't work... .
I hope you guys enjoy this!
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"Okie dokie..." I muttered rubbing my chin "Before we do anything we better go do some grocery shopping"
"Why?" D3pa1 asked
"Hey I don't have enough food to feed these guys! Plus I need more chocolate sauce!" I cried "What're they gonna eat? Dirt?"
"Well, that's possible" Kuro said with a grin. I turned to the SW characters
"Ok, you guys stay here and I mean STAY IN THIS HOUSE until we get back" I said
"We? I'm not coming" Kuro said
"Then you can stay here and watch them"
"Screw them, I'm going home"
"PLEASE KURO!" I begged "I'll stop bugging you for a week if you do!" Kuro looked like she was thinking it over
"Fine, I'll come"
"YIPPEE!"
"Now wait just a second here" Mace said "Don't we have a say in this?"
"Do you actually want to come?" I said cocking an eyebrow
"Well what if you don't pick the right food?" Anakin asked "And some of us don't eat"
"I do eat you stupid human" Grievous said and went into a coughing fit.
"Jesus fine you guys can come with us!" I shouted and banged my head into the wall three times "I never knew taking care of adults would be so friggin hard! Maybe we can buy Grievous some cough syrup or something on the way..."
"Yeah that's great, but how're they going to fit into your car? You don't even have one!" D3pa1 said. My Inner Kiako (A.K.A Chibi Kiako) sat in my mind with a blank face holding up a sign that read 'Baka (Idiot)'
"What about you? How the hell'd you get here?" I asked "By teleport?"
"Yeah I'm psychic" D3pa1 said sarcasticly "I drove here in my dad's van, he's not home and neither is my mom cause they've gone camping"
"How'd you drive? Isn't that underage driving?" Kuro asked.
"It wasn't easy! Some jackass kept making green and red lights flash in my eyes like it was friggin Christmas"
"D3pa1, those are traffic lights"
"Some other jackass!" she snapped "Just shut up... You trip on air..."
"Do not!"
"CAN WE GET INTO DPA1'S STUPID VAN AND GET THE STUPID GROCERIES SO I CAN STUPID GO HOME!" Kuro thundered above with fire in the backround behind her.
"Yes ma'am" D3pa1 and I squeaked. All the Star Wars characters sank back into the couch, Kuro has that effect on some people.
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"SHOT GUN!" Kuro shouted
"SHOT GUN!" D3pa1 shouted "Dammit..." I stayed silent for a moment
"Shotgun's lap!" I grinned and Kuro began to beat me into the ground...
"NO ONE IS SITTING IN MY LAP!" I crawled away and jumped into the front seat
"I'm driving!"
"I feel very uncomfortable back here..." Anakin said "And I feel even less secure with that kid driving, where's an R2 droid when you need one?"
"How come you get to drive? MOVE!" D3pa1 shouted
"You don't even know the way to the store!" I shouted back.
"You're underage!"
"But so are you!"
"Well I'm older!"
"Yeah by a few months!"
"Just give me directions!"
"That would be a horrible idea" Kuro said from the back
"Why?"
"Yeah Kuro, why not?" D3pa1 asked with an evil grin
"Well it once took her 3 weeks to find Aeris's house in Final Fantasy VII, and it took her almost 5 weeks to find Dr. Leingod's lab in Star Ocean 3, and those were games, imagine in reality" Kuro said a matter-O-Factly.
"ARG! DON'T YOU START!" I growled "Let's just get to the store in one piece and back!" I turned around to look at my passengers. Kit, Obi and Mace all sat in the very back, the armoured guy whom I just found out was named Boba Fett, Grievous and Anakin sat in the middle row. Now that I could see Anakin, he was trying to strap on more then one seat belt almost tying himself down to the seats. Kuro? She sat on Boba's lap.
"Touch me anywhere and I'll rip your arms off..." she threatened giving Boba her GLARE O DOOM
"Yeah, sure ok... Like I'd wanna touch you" Boba said from behind his helmet, wether he was scared or not I couldn't tell.
"Ok, All Jedi, passengers, overly pissed people and robots please keep you hands in the van and TO YOURSELVES at all times. Thank you" I said and turned around again "Trust me, this is gonna be a bumpy ride" I turned around grinning as I heard the many clicks of seat belts being fastened and slowly backed up out of my driveway and started down the road.
"Why are we going so slow?" D3pa1 asked "Go FASTER!"
"I can't! Kuro'll get motion sickness again!" I said
"So that's why you chose to sit on my lap..." Boba said and I could just imagine a look of digust on his face.
"Ow! Grievous just hit me!" Mace shouted from from the back
"Grievous keep your second thumbs and fold out arms to yourself! I already said that at the beginning of the ride!" I shouted "Jeez..." There was silence as I pulled to a stop at a red light.
"Chu chu chu, let's see, the store should be, up" I said pointing forward while clicking my tonge
"Up? You mean North right?" Kuro asked
"North? I live in the North side of town! I think we're going South" I said
"But North is up! South is down"
"That means we'd have to turn around then? Or...Do we go up as into the sky?"
"Ok, that's it. On the way back, I'm driving!" D3pa1 said
"And I'm sitting in the front" Kuro said
"You can't"
"Why not!" Kuro asked hitting me over the head
"If I sat on anyone's lap I'd crush them!" I shouted "You're the only one light enough to sit on a person's lap"
"Sit in Robo man's lap then"
"I'd probably crush him too!"
"Uh guys? The light's green" Boba said pointing.
"OHMIGOD!" I cried and pushed down on the pedal. The van lunged forward throwing everyone against their seats
"This is a disaster..." I could hear Kit in the back laughing while everyone else screamed
"I...Can't...Feel my...Face..." Mace said his voice muffled, probably his face with smushed against a window.
"I don't wanna die!"
"Grievous..You're...Crushing me...against the..door..."
"It's a good thing I've got all these seat belts!"
"AHHH!" Kuro flew forward and if Boba hadn't caught her around the waist, she'd have flown out he window.
"YOU BAKA!" Kuro screamed hitting my head "GET OUT OF THE SEAT! I'M DRIVING!"
"WHEEEE!"
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" someone scream from the back
"I FEEEEEEL SIIIIIICK!" another person shouted while the van turned in circles until it swiveled into the Save-On-Foods parking lot and skidded to a stop.
"Is everyone alive and ok?" I asked grinning as everyoneone climbed out of the van. Well, more like they crawled out
"LAND!" Anakin cried jumping out and landing on the concrete
"My face hurts..." Mace said followed by Obi-wan and Kit, whose eyes were swirling more then usual, I looked at the window and saw a lip mark along with a few smudges.
"I think I broke something..."
"I hated it"
"Blech..."
"That was fun can we do it again?" Everyone stared at Kit.
"Excuse me Master Fisto?" Anakin asked "We almost got killed!"
"I thought it was enjoyable" Kit said with one of his predatory grins "Nothing like a good thrill!"
"Great job parking..." Kuro said slapping my arm "We're about a BAZZILION MILES FROM THE STORE!" I looked over the cars and chuckled weakly.
"The walking will do us good"
"Why're we at Save on Foods?" D3pa1 asked "Couldn't we have gone to Costco or Superstore?"
"No, because they're much farther away AND it's suppose to be half price day" I said a matter of fact "Let's go!"
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When we finally reached the store, we walked inside and looked around. Fortunatly there wasn't many people around so it drew less suspicion
"Ok, if it's not too much trouble, could all of you, with the exception of Kuro and Dpa1 find something and meet back here?" I asked.
"No problem"
"Ok" the jedi nodded and walked off while Grievous and Boba trudged the other direction. I sighed
"Well, I guess we better find the food group stuff" I said
"Yeah, CANDAY!" D3pa1 shouted running towards the treats
"I'll go find some bread or something..." Kuro said. I looked around and shrugged
"I better get the milk..." I sighed.
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"Let's see...Dairy...Dairy...Dairy..." I said to myself walking down the aisles.
"STOP! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" I did a double check on the aisle I had just passed and saw Boba running down holding a box of Frosted flakes cereal with Mace chasing him
"You'll never catch me Jedi scum!" Boba shouted behind him and pulled down a stack of Coco puffs which all spilled out of the box. Boba was about to run past when I grabbed the back of his little cape and tackle him to the floor
"What're you guys doing!" I cried
"He had the same cereal I had, so I stole it" Boba said simply "Now can you get off me? You're heavy!"
"Good job Kiako" Mace said squatting beside me. I kinda stared at him
"You have cereal in your ears" I said. I stepped off of Boba
"I'll take that" Mace said snatching up the box
"Slaggit!"
"Look, if you guys want the same cereal that's fine, just don't make a mess while you're at it!" I said pointing to the sea of round chocolate cereal overflowing from the aisle which I shall label The Lane O DOOM! Stuff is always a hundred times better when you add Doom at the end of it. I shook my head and walked away to still go find the milk.
"WHOO HOO!" a buggy drove past me almost running my foot over
"WHEEEE!"
"GUYS!" I cried as D3pa1 and Kuro rush past in a shoping cart, with D3pa1 and Kuro pushing and... Grievous in the basket? They were charging towards another shopping cart with Obi-Wan pushing and Anakin in the cart. I covered my eyes
CRASH! BANG! ERRRRCH! The two buggies collided sending Anakin and Grievous flying into each other. I groaned
"Is everyone ok?" I asked walking towards the bunch
"MY HEAD HURTS!" Grievous shouted "Your head's harder then mine!"
"Anakin, are you ok?" Obi-Wan asked
"Come on you guys! You guys are adults and some of you Jedi!" I shouted in frustration "HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO TAKE CARE OF ADULTS! IF YOU GUYS DON'T BEHAVE THEN SO HELP ME I WILL GIVE YOU ALL A NOOGIE!" There was a moment of silence except for my intake of air which came in large huffs
"What's a noogie?" Anakin whispered
"I don't know..." I closed my eyes for a moment and looked at the Jedi, save for Kit, who was no where to be seen! Wait that's a bad thing...
"You guys better find something you want, and bring it back to the spot, ok?" I said trying to keep my voice from raising any higher into a shriek "I'll be waiting there to pay for the food..." Before anyone could say anything I had already stalked off in to my own little world again.
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After a few moments of waiting at the spot, the Jedi and others stood in front of me showing me what they brought.
"Ok, let's see what you guys chose" I sighed hoping it wasn't too exspensive "Mace Windu and Bobo Phat?"
"Boba Fett! FETT!"
"Oh, sorry" I looked at what they both chose finding they chose the frosted flakes cereal they were fighting over and may I add that the poor box was horribly deformed into what looked like a very lumpy ball. They also chose a cabbage and and one banana...wait a second one banana! Don't those come in bunches!
"By the way your eyes are nearly bulging out of your head I'll explain that Junior Jango over here didn't want a banana, so I only grabbed one" Mace said
"Um...Ok... Good..." I said and turned to Anakin and Obi-wan, whom had brought a watermelon, a few packs of what I think is steak or some kinda of meat and a...a PEZ candy dispencer?
"Anakin, why did you bring that? That's only going to last you about three days"
"More like 30 minutes" D3pa1 said
"I say 5 seconds" Kuro said.
"But it's shaped like Master Yoda!" Anakin said holding it out for everyone to see. Grievous gave it a look of distaste "You said we can pick what we want"
"Ok ok, fine, we'll get that..." I muttered "General Grievous, what did you um, aquire?"
"You have premission to speak like a normal person!" he snapped
"Jee, thanks Senior Grievousto" I muttered, hey he does have a spanish kinda accent.
"What did you call me!"
"Nothing! Um, What did you get?" I asked quickly. Grievous showed me what he brought and I blinked for a moment
"Grievous? Why did you bring an egg timer? And a blue one at that!" I asked raising an eyebrow
"Isn't she beautiful? I found her in Lane 9" Grievous said petting the egg timer lovingly "Her name is Azul"
"Grievous! Azul in spanish mean Blue, Ok? The color BLUE" I explained "And it's not a she, it's an it" Grievous narrowed his eyes at me cradling the egg timer
"You don't have to be so hurtful!" he spat at me and petting, um the egg timer, his new...girl friend, Oh whatever! THE FRIGGIN BLUE EGGTIMER! Opps, mood swings... "Don't listen to her, she's just stupid... No she's not my sister!" I blew out a breath.
"I specificly told you to find food, NOT a girl friend!" I said "Now go find something that's edible and bring it back here! And leave the egg timer!" Grievous glared at me
"Never!"
"I'll introduce you to another person, and trust me, she's much better then that little egg timer" I said.
"Never! She is one of a kind and she's staying with me!" Grievous protested.
"For gods sakes!" D3pa1 shouted snatching the egg timer out of Grievous' hand and tossing it across a few aisles until it landed with a sharp BANG.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Grievous cried jumping on top of a shelf "I'LL SAVE YOU!" I scratched my head as the cyborg robot took off to find his love, most likely broken and looked around.
"What are you looking for?" Obi-Wan asked
"Where's Kit?" I looked around again "Oh man I hope he didn't get lost... I better go find him" I turned to D3pa1 and Kuro "Can you guys watch them? I gotta find Kit"
"You mean that ugly squid guy?" D3pa1 asked
"He's not ugly! He's just, well, he's kinda cute" I said
"He's ugly!"
"OK FINE! He's hidiously ugly yet charmingly cute! I'll be right back!" I called walking down another lane
"You better hurry!"
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I walked down lane to lane trying to spot the amphibious Jedi, I mean, How hard can it be to find the guy?
"Kit?" I called looking down another hall "Kit!" I passed down the dry foods aisle for the third time. Scratching my head I began to turn back to the meeting spot when there was a crash coming from the snack section. I jumped and dashed around the corner almost running into Kuro
"You heard that right?" She asked
"Yeah, what was it!"
"Everyone's freaking gone crazy and started having a food fight! Even D3pa1's joined in!" Kuro exclaimed "You better hurry and stop them before any mroe damage is done" I hung my head
"AaaaaaAAAHH! I'LL NEVER FIND KIT AT THIS RATE!" I shouted gripping my head and spinning in different directions
"Who?" I stopped spining long enough to see Kit standing in front of me holding a bundle of carrots and a block of cheese along with a bag of pears.
"KIT!" I threw my arms into the air and ran towards him ready to hug him "I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!"
"Please don't crash into me! You'll make me drop everything" Kit said as I skidded to a stop and rubbed behind my head smiling sheepishly
"Sorry, It's what I do when I miss someone for too long" I said still rubbing behind my head "Sorry"
"No need to apologize" Kit said with his own gooney smile "Now, where is Master Kenobi and the others?" there was another crash and a long line of swears.
"Over there..." I groaned pointing in the direction of the food snacky section "I still have yet to see the damage..."
"I think the last time I checked it was just at the point of oblivon, and that was ten minutes ago!" Kuro said.
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I hung my head in horror and disapointment. I really had high respect for these guys! At least I know they can have fun once in a while. Obi-Wan and Anakin were both taking cover behind a rack of chocolate sauce retaliating with mashmallows while Grievous hounded on them throwing wet Gummy bears that stuck to everything they touched. D3pa1 had found one of those little disk shooting guns and was loading banana chips into it shooting at Obi and Ani with Grievous. Looking to the far right near the instant treat stuff, Mace was sitting on top of Boba whose helmet somehow got thrown off but his face was obscured by Mace rubbing it into a pile of powder of instant nacho cheese or something, it was yellow kinda orangey...
"EAT POWDER EVIL DOER!" Mace shouted still shoving Boba's face in the powder while Boba flailed his arms and legs trying to get the Jedi off him.
"ARG! I'VE BEEN HIT!" Obi-Wan yelled with Gummy bears stuck in his beard and on his forhead making him look like he had multi colored chicken pox "It is up to you...My..Padawan..." he dramaticly fell over after getting attacked by another army of gummy candy
"NOO! MASTER!" Anakin cried "I SHALL AVENGE YOU!"
"DIE JEDI SCUM!" Grievous shouted throwing more stick bears of sticknessy doom at Anakin "SURRENDER NOW!"
"NEVER!"
"EVIL DOER!"
"Uhh... Not happening... Can't anyone do something?" I looked up and swiveled my head around "Where'd Kit go?"
"I SHALL ASSIST YOU MASTER KENOBI!" I watched Kit bound across a sea of chocolate squares deflecting Gummy bears and banana chips with a long stick of pepperoni and diving beside Anakin "Is he ok!"
"SPEAK TO ME MASTER!" Anakin cried
"Oh my gad..." I groaned smacking my forhead and sighed "Kuro, Cover me"
"Huh?" I darted in zig zags trying to avoid the massive wave of Gummy bears riding on banana chips and heat seeking mashmallows and snatched up three bags of chocolate chips. Hey might as well get what I came for. Flying behind a shelf of Cheetos I snatched one of those and ran to where Boba was still inhaling powder with Mace sitting on top of him in triumph
"Excuse me coming through!" I shouted jumping over Boba's head and grabbing a box of cookies. I stood up and with the junk food in my pockets and the bag of Cheetos under my arm, it was too big to fit in my pocket. Now I only needed one more thing.
The chocolate sauce.
"EAT JUMBO PUFFS! THEY'RE FULL OF CALORIES AND SUGAR AND OTHER-" Anakin shouted then paused to look at the package "MORE SUGAR!" he was throwing as many mashmallows as he could
"WELL MY BANANA CHIPS TASTE BETTER THEN YOUR LARDMALLOWS!" D3pa1 shouted back. I looked around seeing a barrel of spilt Oreos. I grinned and picked up a whole bunch and running towards the attacking sides.
"MY OREO SHURIKEN BEAT YOU ALL!" I shouted spinning around and throwing them in all directions as they spun just as I hoped towards both teams. By the way, Shuriken are also known as ninja stars, I watch too many ninja anime, but it's fun to copy them! I laughed as a cookie flew into Anakin's mouth then another knocked him in the forhead. Another cookie flew into Grievous's chest plate and he began moving his hands over his body to find the guilty Oreo. Then a cookie flew into D3pa1's disk gun making it explode showering banana chips everywhere. Two even landed on Obi-Wans eyes making it look like he was getting a facial! From cookies!
"I've got the power!" I cried grabbing the bottle of chocolate sauce and rolling to my feet "Now, is anyone going to explain to me how this started?" Everyone was coming out from their hiding places covered in candy and other treats. Boba was replacing his helmet onto his head and and Grievous had finally found the cookie and had crushed it into dust cursing in some kinda language. I turned around
"BOO!" Kit with Cool Whip whipping cream all over his face and an Oreo pasted on his nose jumped up in front of me
"AHHHHH!" I fell back triping over a some kinda round thing and landing on my head. I sat up rubbing my poor throbbing brain while Kit wiped away the cream and oreo. Now that I think of it he looks like he was shaving instead of fighting, But he doesn't grow facial hair! Or does he? It'll forever be a mystery! Actually I don't wanna know...
"For god sakes what the hell are you guys doing!" I asked my hands curling into what looked like claws
"We were just having fun" D3pa1 said.
"Yeh, but all of this costs money!" I said "I expected better, from all of you! Well, maybe not Anakin but all of you!" I looked down "Could someone please wake Obi-wan up?" Almost immiedietly he sat up wiping off the gummy bears and Oreos
"I'm listening" he said standing up.
"Ok, But if you guys keep doing this then I'll get into big trouble! If you guys don't like me, fine. You can go find someone else to stay with. But for now you'll have to stick with me, You're all more then welcome at my house, as long as you all follow some rules!"
"You know what..." Obi-Wan said "I think you're trying to grow up way too fast"
"Grr... Let's hurry and get out of here before I get charged..."
"Charged for being a party killer?" Anakin whispered and I almost snapped
"SHUT AND MOVE YOU MAGGOTS!" I shrieked. All the Sw characters along with D3pa1 and Kuro stared and blinked at me. Kit doesn't have the ability to blink...
"heh heh, Maggots... You're starting to talk like Albel from Star Ocean" Kuro chuckled then glared "You better not be calling me a maggot you maggot!"
"You're too smart to be a maggot!"
"True"
We walked behind a few shelves and I looked around the corner to see an employee that had just arrived at the scene with a horrified look on his face. He fell to his knees
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted to the sky "I JUST CLEANED THIS SECTION! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" I blinked and sent my silent apologies shaking my head.
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I finally... FINALLY was able to get everyone to the cash register to pay for the food, I was surprised nobody noticed anything
"That'll be $2506.99 dollars" the cashier said brightly. My jaw literally hit the floor
"$2406.99?" I exclaimed grabbing the counter and hauling myself up from the floor "We didn't even buy that much! It can't all add up to that! IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE HALF PRICE DAY!"
"That is half the price!" the cashier said still cheery as ever "You can pay they full price if you want" I must have looked menacing just then becuse I could feel my teeth baring themselves and my temple was throbing. I had the perfect death scene for this maggot of a lady cashier until Mace tapped the counter.
"Actually, all the food doesn't cost that much, it's only suppose to be $20.87, not $2506.99" he said and leaned closer towards the cashier "You aren't trying to cheat us...are you?" the cashier shrank away.
"Oh of course not sir! I wouldn't do such a thing!" I almost grinned, maybe having a tall scary Jedi for a guest has it's advantages. Or he thinks he's the one paying for the groceries...
"Are you sure? The way I see it, you look as if you're trying to con money from a young naive girl" Obi-Wan said tilting his head to the side slightly. The skin around Kit's face tighted slightly as he stared straight at the cashier
"Would you like to give us the food for say, 10 credits?" he asked
"Credits?"
"For dollars Kit, say dollars!" Kuro hissed.
"I mean dollars, Would you like to give us the food for 10 dollars" Kit repeated and the cashiers eyes widened for a moment
"I don't want to" the girl said
"You do want to"
"I don't want to"
"You do want to"
"I don't want to"
"You do" I could see Kit's temple throbing slightly, man he must be trying really hard to haggle this girl, I could just imagine one of those anime angry marks over his head
"I do?"
"Yes!"
"No?" I looked back and forth between Kit and the girl, this was really getting confusing...
"Yes you do!"
"No I don't?"
"You do!" Kit almost growled. I jumped back and the girl stared for a moment. I sighed
"Fine.. I'll pay the-" I reached for my wallet
"Yes... I do want give you the food for 10 dollars" she said in a dreamish state and held out her hand.
"EH?" I said in confusion
"Thank you" Kit said sighing. I looked at him for a moment and put the money in her hand.
"Here you go..." I said nervously picking up the bags of groceries
"Have a nice day!" the cashier said grinning with all her teeth showing. I shuddered and almost ran out of the store with the SW chars following me.
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Kit was massaging his lidless eyes with his hands.
"She was possibly the most difficult to use the force on" Kit said shaking his head "It's almost like her head is empty!"
"It probably is" Boba said
"I thought the force worked only on those with weak minds" Anakin said
"Yes, but it seems she was just plain stupid..." I stared at the ground for a moment and looked up
"Thanks you guys" I said and grinning "Race you guys to the car!"
"Wait wait wait!" Obi-wan said holding up his hands, I froze in mid stride "Where is the car?" I slapped my forhead
"Oh no, Dpa1, I think I lost your car" I said sheepishly then slapped my fist into the palm of my hand "I know! Grievous, how much weight can you carry?"
"Over 30 tons, why?" Grievous asked.
"Can you carry D3pa1 up so we can find the van?"
"Why do I have to carry her!"
"Because! You're both tall and I doubt you wanna carry a Jedi, or Kuro" I said swinging the grocery bags side to side.
"Actually, I'm not that light you know..." D3pa1 said crossing her arms then grinned "Why doesn't he carry you? I don't like heights anyway" I made my pouty face by reflex
"Fine... If he doesn't mind..." I grumbled and placed the bags on the floor and Grievous grabbed my legs lifting me up.
"AHHH! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! IT'S UPSIDE DOWN!" I cried swinging by my ankles
"What's upside down?" Anakin asked
"EVERYTHING!"
"Grievous cut that out!" Kuro glared giving off her Aura Of Doom and her Glare O Doom.
"Yes ma'am... stupid girl..." Grievous muttered and there was a metallic THUNK "OWW MY SHIN!" he turned around still holding onto me and nearly swinging me into Boba
"EEEKK! PLEASE DON'T DROP ME!" I cried. Kuro kicked Grievous in the shin again and took off across the parking lot
"GET BACK HERE YOU HUMAN!" Grievous shouted charging after her- with me dangling over his head.
"AHHHHHHH! GRIEVOUS STOP! Uh, ALTO ALTO! I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD SPANISH! I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS!" I shouted as Chibi Kiako ran in circles in my head holding up signs with pictures of me as a pancake or strawberry jam, if you know what I mean. THANKS FOR NOTHING CHIBI K! My inner chibi stopped and held up a sign that read
'You're welcome!'
I looked up, er, down, Um... Well forward I guess and saw the silver flash of a van
"AH! GRIEVOUS! STOP! THE VAN! THERE! THERE THERE THERE!" I pointed still bobbing up and down. Everything suddenly stopped shaking and I looked underneath me to see Grievous running on the spot... IN THE AIR!
"It's interesting how we cannot use our weapons yet we can use the Force" Mace said with his hand in the air. Grievous let go of my ankles sending me towards the ground
"EEEK!" I screamed recalling that picture of me as strawberry jam. I jerked to a halt in mid air and was slowly turned around so I wasn't going to sail head first into the concrete then was slowly put down.
"For a kid, you're kinda heavy..." Kit said his hand dropping to his side
"Thanks" I said standing up and dusting myself off. Anakin looked thoughtful
"Hey if we can use the force, I can do this then!" he said and made a swinging motion with his hand. The banana, block of cheese and PEZ dispencer flew into the air from the grocery bags and the banana began flying through the air like a boomarang. Towards me...
"Hey!" I covered my head ducking "Cut it our Anakin!"
"Yeah quit fooling around and hit her already!" Kuro said
"You're not helping!" I said and felt sharp taps at the side of my face "OWW! STOPPIT!" the PEZ dispencer had loaded itself up with the candy and was spitting at me.
"I haven't had this much fun in a long time!" Anakin said with glee
"This is fun to watch!" D3pa1 said. I tried to hide behind the car but the PEZ still followed me! LEAVE ME ALONE YODA!
"THIS DOESN'T PHYSICLY POSSIBLE!" I shouted covering my head until I heard little clicks. The PEZ was outta! Well... PEZ! I quickly snatched up the keys, opened the door and dove in starting the engine.
"Hey! What're you doing!" D3pa1 exclaimed. I stuck my head out the window
"Everyone get into the van! Unless you want to stay here of course" I grinned "And clean up the food for Pete's sakes Anakin!"
"Aww, just when I was having fun" Anakin sighed and made the groceries fly back into the bags.
"No! My banana is all bruised!" Mace said with his eye twitching in fury
"Sorry Master Windu, it was her fault" I shook my head and climbed out of the front seat grabbing the shopping bags and putting them in the trunk, space thingy...
"Ok, Ikoze! (Let's go!)" I grinned stepping up into the drivers seat.
And crashing my head into the roof of the van...
"ITAI! (OW!)" I cried holding my aching head and falling out of the car back onto the parking lot smucking my head again
"Whoa you ok!" D3pa1 asked jumping out of the van with Kuro.
"At least... my glasses aren't broken..." I said forcing a grin while rubbing my head trying not to cry, Kuro would never let me live it down!
"Does this mean I can drive?" Kuro said smiling
"No! I'm still driving!" I said and jumped back into the van hitting my head against the steering wheel "This doesn't seem physicly possible..."
"Are you sure you can drive?" D3pa1 asked
"Yes."
"I can drive" Anakin offered
"NO!" Kuro, D3pa1 and I all shouted. I sighed climbing into the front seat
"Everyone seat belted?" I asked and heard all the clicks from the safety harnesses "Good!"
"I just really...Really hope we don't die..." Boba said
"Don't look on the dark side, look on the bright side Bing bong!" I said
"IT'S BOBA!" I smiled, for some reason I could remember his name in my mind but not out loud. I turned around facing the SW characters
"Hey guys," I said and turned around again "Sorry I yelled at you, I just kinda... Blew up I guess"
"Aww she does have a nice, non grouchy side!" Obi-wan said
"Don't make me change my mind..."
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I swiftly drove the steering wheel to the right sending my passengers squishing against the car and quickly switched to the other direction weaving side to side.
"What in stars are you doing!" Obi-wan shouted from the back sandwiched between Kit and Mace
"Dodging pot holes!" I called back swirving again
"I don't remember any on the way to the store" Kit said trying not to crush Obi-wan by hanging onto the what I like to call the 'Oh crap! Handles' You know, those handles on the ceilings of the cars.
"Because there weren't any, I'm taking a different road" I said dodging another hole "I just forgot this one had so many ditches of- CRAP!" one of the van wheels dove into a ditched sending everyone flying towards the ceilings. At least they all had their seat belts!
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"We're home!" I announced pulling into the driveway. I grabbed my house key unlocking the door and opening it "Go right on in" As the SW chars went inside with their groceries, I smiled at D3pa1 and Kuro
"Hey, thanks guys" I said "For helping me today" I handed D3pa1 back her keys
"Ah no problem" D3pa1 said "So, does this mean I can come over tomarrow?"
"Sure! You both can!" I said happily "Hey are you still bringing Grievous, Anakin and Boba with you?"
"Hell no! Not after what happened today!" D3pa1 said and climbed into the front seat of her van "Come on Kuro, I'll drive you home"
"I think I might walk... I kinda feel sick from the car ride home" Kuro said but climbed into the passenger seat anyway.
"I'll bake you both a cake tomarrow! Ok?" I said waving to them
"YAHOO!" D3pa1 whooped
"Shut up out there!" one of my neighbors yelled
"You shut up in there!" D3pa1 shouted back.
"Bah, cake... Too much sugar..." Kuro said with distaste
"I'll make you cupcakes" I smiled
"Fine! I'll come tomarrow" Kuro grinned. As I stood in the drive way waving good bye to Kuro and D3pa1, I sighed and walked back into my house. Everyone was all sitting on the couch in the living room.
"So, Is anyone hungry or do you guys just want to go to bed?" I asked
"Actually I quite tired" Obi-wan said and the others nodded
"Well, we better find you guys a place to sleep then huh? Follow me..." I said and turned to them smiling again "I'll give you a decent tour of the house!"
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Soon after the tour, everyone had found a place to sleep. Mace and Obi-wan decided to sleep on the living room couches, Boba and Anakin chose to sleep on the family room couches, Grievous chose to sleep in the office on a futon and Kit chose to sleep, in my bath tub... Yup... My bathtub... Looks like I'll have to shower in my mom's bathroom for now.
"Ok guys, this door leads to my room, so if there are any problems don't hesitate to knock and I mean, KNOCK please" I said gesturing to the door with a slate on it that read 'Kiako's room' I still need to take that down, it's all pink and girlie and stuff...
"Sure thing" Obi-wan said bowing "We'll see you in the morning"
"Yup, Good night guys" I smiled and they all left for their sleeping places "Try not to kill other! This means all of you! And ESPECIALLY you Baba and Mace"
"It's BOBA!" While Kit walked into the upstairs bathroom I stopped him for a moment.
"Hold on, I'll go find you a- OH CRAP! THAT'S what I forgot!" I cried slapping my forehead and ran towards the closet grabbing all the pillows and blankets. I grabbed another two from my room and handed three blankets and a pillow to Kit, who looked at my questioningly "Here, you're going to need them, my bath tub isn't exactly soft, so try to make yourself comfy" I ran downstairs carrying the giant pile of sleeping gear.
"Hey, I thought you were going to sleep in your room" Mace said sitting up on the couch
"They're not for me, they're for you dumb dumb" I said tossing him a pillow and blanket, I also tossed one to Obi-wan and they both said their thanks. I told them good night and walked into the family room seeing Boba and Anakin having a pillow fight with the throw cushions. Why wouldn't I let them use those instead of the ones I was offering? Because my mom would kill me if I did... I made my way to the office and gasped dropping the last set of a pillow and blanket.
"GRIEVOUS! WHAT'RE YOU DOING ON TOP OF MY MOM'S COMPUTER!" I cried seeing Grievous perched on top of the computer tower in a weird kinda position... D3pa1 would have made it into a perverse comment.
"You told me you would introduce me to someone else, but this can't be her!" Grievous said "I'm not even sure it's a her! It may be a guy!"
"Then why're you on top of it?" I asked "Wouldn't that make you gay? OHMIGOD! YOU'RE NOT GAY ARE YOU!" I almost burst out laughing seeing Grievouses expression, his eyes were almost popping out of his head
"Who's gay?" Boba asked poking his head around the corner.
"No one so go to bed!" I snapped and picked up the pillow and blanket "Here, I brought these for you to sleep with" Grievous snatched then out of my hands and in a matter of seconds was in a curled up ball sleeping soundly...ish... He kept making some kinda humming noise.
"Kill all humans...Kill...All...HUMANS!" Grievous said in his sleep clawing the the pillow and I dashed out of there.
'AHH! ALL HUMANS WATCH OUT FOR GRIEVOUS!' my Inner chibi screamed the whole way up the stairs and into the hallway. I quickly checked in the bathroom
"Kit?" I whispered "You asleep?" there was a long pause and I shrugged turning to leave, he probably is asleep...
"No..." Kit replied with his voice very low. I peered into the bath tub seeing he had put two of the blankets on the bottom of the tub and one on top over himself with the pillow propped up behind his head. I kneeled at the side of the tub
"Why not? Is it uncomfortable?" I asked rubbing my chin "You could always sleep on my bed"
"No it's not that I'm not comfortable, I'm fine." Kit said "It's just, I just can't sleep..." I tilted my head to the side thinking how to resolve this problem
"Are you homesick?" I tried, he shook his head
"No..." I scratched my head
"Hmmm, maybe you want to drink a glass of water? That always helps most people get to bed, or warm milk but I don't know if you'll like that..." Kit threw the blanket off himself
"Water seems like a good idea" he said climbing out of the tub
"Ok, you want me to get it for you or would you rather get it yourself? I'm not sure if you like your water a specific tempurature or something like that"
"It's all right, I'll get it" he said
"Ok, just follow me" I said walking down the stairs into the kitchen, I was getting thirsty too anyway.
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"So you guys were heading where before you ended up here?" I asked sipping a cup of tea
"To a planet called Geonosis" Kit said swirling the water in his glass "We had friends there we had to rescue, Master Kenobi and Skywalker being two of them and to confront a man named Count Dooku"
"Dooku?" I rubbed my chin recalling the movie I was watching this morning, I better choose my words carefully, I don't want these guys to distrust me already! "Is he really that bad of a man?" Kit's eyes swirled omniously.
"Yes, he has killed countless Jedi. Even if he once was a Jedi himself, he has gone to the dark side"
"I see..." I stirred my tea while the sugar I put in it sank to the bottom in piles of little sugar dunes.
"So, it seems we're going to be stranded here for a while, are you sure you don't mind?" Kit asked
"Nah I don't mind!" I grinned and went into my Dreamy land O La La's "It's been my life long dream to meet a Jedi! Well, one of my life long dreams..."
"What are the others?" Kit asked the corner of his mouth twitching into a half smile. I rested my chin of my hand
"I'd like to go to Coruscant" I said stirring my tea still "I read from research that it was a planet with no natural vegetation, lots of buildings, flashy lights, night clubs, not that I'd want to go to those. The no natural veggie thing kinda bugs me though..."
"Coruscant isn't that bad" Kit said "Though I would perfer Glee Anselm"
"Another planet?" I asked
"Yes, the planet of water, my home planet" Kit said and seemed to doze away into his mind for a moment sippingh is water.
"Ah, must be nice there" I smiled "I like watching water, but not getting wet... Unless it's raining"
"I've never been there." I almost spat my tea out.
"You've never been to your home planet? How is it your home planet then?"
"Actually most younglings are chosen around the ages of 3-5 then are raised at the Jedi temple on Coruscant" Kit explained
"You never got to know your parents then, huh?"
"Master Yoda was almost like a father to me, to most of the younglings he's the closest thing to a father"
"Ah..." I peered at the clock seeing it was almost 2 in the morning "Well, we better get to sleep, who knows what hecktic craziness we're going to get into tomarrow, er, today... Oh whatever... Are you done with the cup or do you want to bring it upstairs with you?"
"I'm fine" he said handing me the cup and I placed them in the sink. We both trotted upstairs
"Well, good night" I said walking into my room
"Good night"
"Are you sure you want to sleep in the bath tub? You still can sleep in my bed and I can sleep in my mom's room"
"No it's ok, good night" Kit said closing the bathroom door. I closed my door, got dressed and jumped into bed rubbing my eyes. This is going to be a long, long time. I wonder how long this is going to last?
Authors notes: Hi hi! Thanks for the reviews everyone! I never expected to get so many in such short time. (Ok, so three reviews isn't much, it's alot to me!)
I'll get working on the next chapter soon, I just gotta get my internet in my room back some how... Hope you liked this! BYE!