Disclaimer: Don't own the X-men. Only that creative in fanfic… and in bed. I do not own the song "Tipsy" or "Bonnie and Clyde '03" nor do I own J-Kwon, Beyoncé, nor Jay-Z. I don't own their lyrics either.
Author's Apologies: Sorry guys! Again,I don't have time to do review responses. Especially since I posted these two chapters together. Next chapter, I'll try and do all my review responses.
Last Time:
When she opened her eyes she saw Remy's staring at her.
"Dat kiss was so good it knocked Remy out," he said.
Rogue laughed and kissed him. "Time t' get up," she said. "Yahre gonna prepare breakfast today."
Chapter 15- Celestial
That night the guys were sitting in the living room waiting for the girls to finish getting ready so they could to go to Celestial.
"How long does it take?" asked John impatiently. They had been waiting for an hour.
"It should only take half an hour, an hour most," said Piotr.
"It took us thirty minutes to wear something and we've been waiting for the past freaking hour!" exclaimed John. "They don't need an hour and a half to get ready!"
"Remy'll check on them again," said Remy. This would be the seventh time he checked up on them. He got up and walked upstairs to his room.
"Chere?" he said, knocking on their door.
Rogue screamed. "I'm not ready!" she said. She phased her hand through the door showing him three claws she had acquired using Logan's powers.
"Do you want another ass crack?" she said.
"Non, chere, take y' time," he said.
The guys started laughing downstairs. "Haha, laugh it up," said Remy. He went across the hall to Wanda and John's room.
"Wanda?" he said. "Y' done?"
In response Wanda opened the door slightly and violently hexed him into a wall.
"Does that answer your question Lebeau?" she said and slammed the door shut.
"Merde," said Remy. "Dat 'urt."
He went downstairs. "Kitty wouldn't kill Remy, would she?" he said to the guys as he passed them and made his way towards Kitty's room.
"I wouldn't be so sure," said Piotr.
"Chat?" asked Remy. "Y' ready?"
Kitty phased her head and hands through the doorway. She grabbed Remy's shirt roughly and brought his face inches within hers.
"No," she said angrily. She shoved him and he fell hard on the floor.
"Next time you ask I will phase your head into a watermelon and leave it there!" she said.
Remy nodded quickly. "Okay, petite," he said. "Remy won't do it again."
Kitty phased back into her room as Remy made his way back to the living room where Pyro was rolling on the floor laughing and Piotr was grinning at him.
"Is it dat time of de month?" Remy asked out loud to no one in particular.
"NO!" screamed all three girls at once. Remy winced. Pyro was laughing so hard tears were streaming down his face.
"Next time y' whine that de femmes are taking too long, y' go find out if dey're ready," said Remy as she sat down in the couch with a sigh.
"No thank you," said John. "I think I'll learn from your mistakes."
Remy looked at him and threw a charged card at him.
"AH!" John screamed. (Like a girl I might add) and got up just as it exploded. He started to run from Remy who chased him, throwing cards.
"Is it too late to pretend I don't know them?" Piotr asked as all three girls appeared. Wanda was wearing a red tube top that showed some of her midriff, a black skirt that went to her knees and boots. Kitty was wearing a pink tank top that also showed some skin and light blue denim skirt. Rogue was wearing a black halter-top and black pants.
"Ah think so sugah," said Rogue.
"Fuck!" said Remy as he came back in, John behind him. Remy was examining what looked like a ketchup stain on his jacket.
"Fuck what?" asked Kitty.
"Fuck who?" asked Wanda.
"You been banging Rogue again?" said John.
Remy glared at John again and threw another charged card at him. John expertly avoided it and it ended up hitting Rogue.
Remy's eyes widened. "Sorry chere," he said.
Rogue glared at him. "She took off one of the bracelets she was wearing, charged it and threw it at him. He dodged it before it blew up.
"Oh look, ya just made meh lose mah brahcelet, now mah outfit's not perfect," said Rogue in a sugary sweet voice. "Be raght back, ah havta change." She went back upstairs.
The guys groaned. "Look what you did!" said John. "Sit tight sheilas, we'll be waiting another hour."
Thirty minutes later Rogue came back wearing the same outfit she had on before.
"It took you thirty minutes to wear the same thing!" asked John hysterically.
Rogue shrugged. "At first ah was going ta get anotha bracelet, but ah couldn't fahnd anotha one so ah decided not ta wear one," she said.
Remy stood, having exchanged jackets when Rogue was upstairs "changing."
"Let's go," he said to all of them. He grabbed Rogue around the waist and started dragging her out.
"Separate cars," he said over his shoulder.
"Okay," said John. "You guys ready?"
(-strawberrie-)
"This is fun," said Wanda three hours later. She had to shout to be heard over the loud music. She, Kitty and Rogue were all dancing together. The guys were sitting at their table drinking and resting from all the dancing their girls put them up to.
"Ah know," said Rogue.
"Oh hey Rogue," said Wanda.
"Yeah?" said Rogue.
"You know when Jean said that you'd be fucking every guy you meet and she got in trouble with the Professor?" asked Wanda.
"Uh huh," said Rogue.
"What'd he do to her?" asked Wanda.
Kitty and Rogue simultaneously burst out laughing.
"Oh my gosh," said Rogue. "Okay, first, tha Professor gave her this huge talk about how she shouldn't be sayin' all that stuff about her teahmmates ahnd how 'fucking' is not a good word ta use. He grounded her foah ah month and took away her leader role temporarily foah talking shyt about meh. He was about ta give it to meh, but seeing as how Ah was leaving foah heah, and there's no one bettah, he just let Scott beh tha sole leader."
"Jean, her hair being like, 'naturally that red', was devastated that she couldn't go out and get hair dye," added Kitty. "The Professor was like, 'Jean. Don't tell Scott to go out and get you hair dye.' She like, started crying. It was hilarious."
"How'd you guys hear?" asked Wanda.
"We were listening in," said Rogue. "The Professor knew, he didn't say anything."
"But that's like, not the best part," said Kitty. She and Rogue grinned.
"The Professor asked meh telepathically what he should do ta make soah she doesn't do it again," Rogue said. "Ah told him let Tabitha, Jubilee, Amara, and Rahne give her a make ova."
"See, I didn't know about the telepathic convo," said Kitty. "So then all of a sudden the Prof was like, 'Jean. To make sure you never do it again you have to sit while Tabitha, Jubilee, Amara and Rahne give you a make over.' I like, nearly died of laughter as soon as I recovered from the shock."
"So we were sitting in the rec room, just chilling, talking rahte?" said Rogue. "When all of a sudden the foah of them come in and they said, 'Presenting Ms. Jean Grey.' Jean came in rahte? Her normally back long hair stopped at her chin and it was dyed blonde." Kitty and Rogue started laughing.
"No way," said Wanda.
"Way," said Kitty. "Also, they made her wear this like, total trash bag of a dress that had no form, and looked hideous. Her make up was so heavily done she looked like she was trying out to be Bo-Bo the Clown. Her nails were all painted different colors and she was like, wearing slippers my grandmother wears."
"We dahed (died) of laughter," said Rogue. "Kit and ah immediately grabbed our digital cameras from our room and followed them as they showed Jean to the whole mansion. We used up the whole hundred eighty something pictures on the card on her ahnd people's expressions when they saw her. Logan cracked up and would not stop, Ororo looked lahke she was fighting laughter. Scott had a face that said, 'what have ya done ta mah girlfriend?' Hank raised his eyebrow and asked if she was mentally okay. The new recruit boys died of laughter…
"But the best reaction was the Professor's," said Kitty. "He sat there for a minute and a half, blinking at her like he couldn't believe what he was seeing. And then he was like, 'Well, I hope this taught you a lesson, Jean.' She looked like she was about to like, cry!"
"It was beautiful," said Rogue.
"We're going to like, so show you the pictures," said Kitty. "They're saved on our laptops."
"The professor's so cool if he allowed them to do that," said Wanda.
"He didn't know that they'd go so far," said Rogue.
"But it was so funny," said Kitty. "That's why Jean like, didn't come out when we were leaving. She didn't want to be seen."
They continued dancing for a little while when suddenly Travis, Chris and David showed up behind the girls and started dancing with them.
"Hey," said Travis. "Sup?"
"What are you doing here?" demanded Kitty she stopped dancing and turned to look at him. She was still a little angry with Chris.
"Just dancing with the most lovely ladies in the whole place," he said.
"Yahre dancing," said Rogue. "We're not."
The guys looked over pointedly at Wanda who was still dancing a little with David. Nothing much, they were just swaying together.
"What?" she asked them.
"She's different," said Kitty. "I mean she like, goes out with John."
"Hey!" protested Wanda. Kitty grinned at her. "Oh well, it's true. He's bound to rub off on me."
"Come on just one dance," said Travis to Rogue. He put his arms on her waist and she pushed them off.
"No," said Remy as he, John and Piotr showed up and grabbed their girls. John glared at Wanda a little. Wanda looked a bit sheepish.
"Leave," John said to the guys.
"Why should we?" asked Chris. "This is a public place, all we want to do is dance."
"Then dance," said Piotr. "But stay away from our girls."
"And if we don't want to?" asked David, his fists balled. He looked John up and down. "I mean, it's not like you deserve them."
"And you do?" said John.
"Hell yeah," said Travis.
"Gentlemen," said Remy. He looked at David, Chris and Travis. "Boys. Let's take this outside."
"Let's go then!" said Chris. The guys continued to glare at each other. It was a bit comical, seeing how Travis and Chris were a much smaller than Remy and Piotr. Not that they were smaller than the girls though.
"We'll be back," said Piotr.
"No, we'll be back," said Chris. "You girls can wait for us here."
"If they wait for you they'll never stop," said John. "Because you're not coming back."
"Let's see about that," said Travis. The three of them turned and started walking out of the club.
Remy, John and Piotr started to follow them when the girls grabbed their arms and stopped them.
"No powers," said Wanda. Kitty and Rogue nodded.
"Mais chere," protested Remy.
"No," said Rogue.
"It's not fair," said Kitty. "You guys will have the advantage."
"Promise us you won't use your powers," said Rogue.
"Fist fighting only," said Wanda.
"But-" said John. Wanda's grip on him became tighter.
"Promise," she said firmly. The look in her eyes held no room for discussion. John sighed.
"Fine," he said. Wanda kissed him quickly.
Kitty and Rogue glared at Piotr and Remy until they both agreed. Kitty and Rogue then kissed them on the cheeks quickly.
"Try not to hurt them too bad," said Rouge.
"Yes we don't want to have to leave our vacation early because you killed them," said Kitty. The guys nodded and left the club, going in the same direction Chris, Travis and David went.
"So…" said Kitty.
"Let's rest a bit," said Wanda. "We'll continue dancing later."
"Soah," said Rogue.
They walked to their table, sat down, drank a bit and waited for the guys to come back.
Fifteen minutes later Piotr, John and Remy came back in and sat down at their table.
"What took so long," asked Wanda as they hugged their guys.
"Cops passed by and looked at us strangely," said John.
"We had to pretend we just were friends talking," said Remy.
"Except you and Travis kept glaring at each other, so it barely worked," said Piotr.
Remy shrugged. "Travis is gonna have a nice shiner when y' see him next," he said.
Wanda nodded. "Well, rest here," she said. "I'm going back to dance."
"Me too," said Kitty. Rogue nodded and all three of them went up to the dance floor.
(-strawberrie-)
"Ah kinda feel bad foah what we did ta Remy earliah," Rouge said after a couple minutes of dancing.
"We?" asked Kitty.
Rogue looked at her. "Who was tha one who threatened ta phase his head inta a watermelon and let go?" she asked.
Kitty giggled. "Oh yeah," she said.
"I feel kinda bad too," said Wanda. "So?"
"I have a plan," said Rogue.
(-strawberrie-)
"Coming here was a great idea mate," said John. "We got to beat up those bastards after our girls and we get to dance."
"Yeah, and the girls seem to be enjoying themselves," said Piotr.
"Remy's enjoying watching dem," said Remy. He saw as Rogue pointed at him and then beckoned.
"Excuse me," said Remy. "My lady beckons."
Piotr and John looked at Kitty and Wanda, but they kept dancing and acted oblivious to the fact that Rogue had called Remy over.
When Remy got to where the girls were they surrounded him and started grinding against him. (1)
"Oh yeah! Remy's in heaven!" he said. "Three belle girls and moi? Yeeeaaah!"
The girls started laughing as John and Piotr came and quickly pulled Kitty and Wanda away. The girls laughed playfully and before the guys could say anything they started grinding against them too. Their eyes widened and their eyebrows shot up. Slowly, matching grins appeared on their faces. Rogue started grinding against Remy faster making his grin even wider.
"We were just saying we're sorry to Remy for like, being such bitches earlier," said Kitty.
"Yeah, no big deal," said Wanda.
"And besahdes, he's mahne," said Rogue. She put her arms on his shoulders and leaned against him while she wrapped one leg around him. "And ah ain't shahring."
Remy raised his eyebrows. "Y' tink de femmes b' a tad tipsy?" he asked John and Piotr. They nodded.
"But hey, I'm loving it," said John.
They continued dancing for awhile longer until Remy couldn't take it anymore.
"Chere," he said huskily into her ear. "What do y' tink about pulling a John and Wanda?"
In response Rogue "dropped it like it's hot." While coming back up she made sure that she slid against Remy as she did.
She turned to face him.
"Soah sugah," she said.
Remy didn't need to be told twice. He grabbed Rogue and they quickly ran out of the club.
"Hey!" said John. "We're supposed to do that!" Wanda stopped dancing and patted his shoulder sympathetically before she resumed again. After a few seconds John let it go and danced with her too.
(-strawberrie-)
About two hours later (Rogue and Remy came back after about half an hour) the DJ stopped the music.
"We're going to have a couple's contest," he said. Everyone listened in, interested.
"It's going to be a dancing contest, which couple dances the best. Any couples that want to enter please come forward," he continued.
Immediately a large circle formed in the middle of the dance floor.
"Come on!" said Rogue. She dragged Remy into the dance floor. Wanda, John, Kitty and Piotr followed her.
They looked around, about fifteen other couples were in the middle of the floor.
"Good," said the DJ. "Okay, here's how it goes. I'll play the music. You see the guys in red?" Beside the turntable were four guys wearing red shirts that said "Celestial" on them with a star dotting the "I." "If they tag you, you're out. Once you're out, you stay out. Last couple standing wins. The winning couple gets a black and green Jet Ski. Ready? Go!"
The DJ put in "Tipsy" by J-Kwon.
Immediately the couples started dancing. Some of the girls started getting downright dirty. They personified the phrase "Dancing is just sex with clothes on." (2) The guys were just doing their thing behind the girls, not really dancing with the girls, but individually showing off. John, Piotr and Remy danced behind the girls, holding onto their waists as they "moved their body like a snake." (3). When "Tipsy" faded away and "Bonnie and Clyde '03" by Jay-Z and Beyoncé came on, there were only six couples left, Kitty, Rogue and Wanda included.
Rogue sang to the music, looking into Remy's eyes as she and Remy swayed.
"If Ah was yahre girlfriend, ah'll be there foah ya," she sang. "If somebody hurts ya, even if that somebody was meh…Sometimes ah trip on how happy we could be."
John sang to Wanda, earning him a grin from her.
"And so I put this on my life. No body or nothing will ever come between us and I promise I'll give my life, my love and my trust if you were my boyfriend," he sang very high pitched.
"I'll be your girlfriend hun, I don't fancy a sex change," laughed Wanda.
Kitty decided to get in on the singing and sang to Piotr.
"…This on my life, the air that I breathe in, all that I believe in, I promise I'll give my life, my love an my trust if you were my boyfriend." (4)
Soon it was just the three of them and another couple. When Wanda and John and Kitty and Piotr were tagged simultaneously by two different guys, Rogue and Remy decided to step it up.
Immediately they started twirling, spinning and gliding as if they were ballroom dancing. They waltzed, tangoed and everything else imaginable. They danced as one, both knowing what step the other was going to do.
The DJ immediately put on more fitting music for their dances. The other team, watching them, immediately copied their movements.
"They're copying them!" said Kitty indignantly.
"Who are they?" said Wanda, trying to get a good look at them. Finally they turned and Wanda and Kitty both gasped.
"It's Travis!" they said.
"What's he doing back here?" asked Piotr.
"Who's like, the girl?" said Kitty. Wanda shrugged.
"Remy was right," said Wanda. "He does have a nice shiner."
Remy seemed to recognize Travis at the same time the girls did. He dipped Rogue and kissed her thoroughly, making sure Travis saw that there was tongue. He then lifted her and they started to sway together, never once breaking lip contact. Remy looked over at Travis, met his eyes and then lost himself into the kiss.
"Aww!" said Wanda.
"Let's see them top that!" said Piotr.
Travis spun his partner away from him. When she came back, he kissed her too, but she broke lip contact after a few seconds. (5)
"Chere, have y' absorbed Jubilee before?" asked Remy softly so that no one could hear but Rogue.
"Yeah," said Rogue.
"Create some sparkles," said Remy. "Dat homme over dere is tryin' t' copy us. Let's give him someting he can't copy."
Rogue smiled and secretly made little sparkles that twinkled as the both of them danced.
"They are so bad," said Kitty. "Using their powers."
Travis's eyes widened. He thought his black eye was playing tricks on him, making him see sparkles. Nevertheless, he still tried to copy them.
Rogue and Remy lost themselves into the music. The both of them became one with the music. They twirled, dipped and swayed to the beat.
Everyone stared at them mesmerized. Travis tried to quickly copy their movements, but immediately got lost. He stopped listening to the music and concentrated on only what Remy and Rogue were doing. His partner, fed up, tried to get him to stop copying Remy.
"They've won," said Wanda, talking about Rogue and Remy.
"Huh?" asked John. They all looked at her.
"Look at Travis," she said. They all turned to look at him. "He's only concentrating on what Remy's doing. He's totally off beat. Now look at Rem and Ro." They turned to look at them. "They've lost themselves to the music and each other. They're not noticing anything else. They forgot all about the contest, this club, Travis... they're focusing only on the music and themselves."
"It's true," said Piotr.
Everyone looked on for awhile longer when finally all four of the guys in red went up to Travis and his partner and tagged them.
Everyone cheered. Rogue and Remy kept dancing, oblivious to the fact that they'd won. When the music died away, they stopped concentrating on each other and looked around, surprised when they found they were the only ones left. Rogue blushed as the crowd started to clap (except Travis of course). Remy grinned, dipped Rogue and once again kissed her.
"What are your names?" asked the DJ.
"Dis handsome homme before y' b' Remy and dis belle femme in his arms is Rogue," said Remy. Rogue smiled at Remy.
"Here you go," said the DJ as he handed them the keys to the Jet Ski. "Give me your address and the Jet Ski will be taken there."
As Remy and Rogue went up to give the DJ their address he started another song and the crowd started to dance again, quickly filling the space that they had opened for the couples.
(-strawberrie-)
"Well, dat was fun," said Remy.
"Yeah it was," said Wanda.
"-You used me just to get to her! But guess what? She's in love with him! She's never coming to you! Get over yourself because you ain't worth shit!" said a voice. The group looked to the right and saw Travis' dance partner storming away angrily from a stunned Travis. He was holding his cheek, apparently his partner had slapped him.
"De femme's right," said Remy.
"Poor guy," said Kitty. "First he was beat up by Remy and then he got slapped…"
"De homme's not poor!" protested Remy. "He deserved it!"
Rogue laughed. "Let's go guys," she said.
"Alright," said Wanda.
"See you guys at the house," said John as they split up to go to their vehicles.
(-no more strawberries-)
Go Remy! Go Rogue! does a little dance Lol. yes, I know I'm weird.
(1) yes, I know that's a bit slut/whoreish. But as it says later, they're apologizing for what they did earlier, and you know Remy likes his apology. I mean, what guy wouldn't like an apology like that?
(2) That is unfortunately not my quote. My good friend Kevin B. said it. Like, the day before we were having a get together with a bunch of other people and a couple of us started dancing. He was dancing with me and let's just say I'm glad my parents didn't see us. So we were talking about it the next night and he said that quote, so I decided to use it. Hey, it fits!
(3) Sorrie, can't really describe it. Let's just say that the other girls were being downright whoreish and Kit, Wand and Ro were just dancing. And if you know how these ghetto boys dance, that's what most of the guys were doing…yeah, really hard to explain.
(4) I repeat, these lyrics are NOT mine. They're from Bonnie and Clyde '03 by Jay-Z and Beyoncé. I just love the song though. By the way, one thing. For those of you who don't know this song, the part Kitty sings comes right after the part John sings, like it's literally the next line, but I had to add the little part from Wanda.
(5) If you have seen Princess Diaries, you know the spin thing that Jo was trying to teach Amelia? And the first time she crashed into him, but she got it in the end? That's the kind of spin Travis did.
BTW, If there is music in this story, just warning you, it's going to be Hip-hop, R&B or Rap. That's the type of music I mostly listen to ( I do listen to other types) and it's the music I know. I'm sorry, it's the black in me. If you want other types of music, too bad chances are you won't get it.
Oh my gosh. I have finished TWO chapters in one day. Maybe this had something to do with the fact that the internet's screwed and my sibs weren't home for a good couple of hours. Wow, I'm tired. Well, anyway, thank…my internet and my sibs I guess for the chapters.